**>> SPYNET BULLETIN **>> EARTHDATE 91.05.05 **>> AN H-by-A SERVICE **>> THE DIVA TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER. (or THE STAND IN, STOOD UP AND STOOD IN.) Having hovered in the wings for months, studing Hazed's every move, learning her every line, Clem had waited in silence for his opportunity of fame and fortune. Then suddenly, just before the famous weekly SPYNET BULLETIN was about to go in, disaster struck. Hazed's computer, having had her formidable fingers beat down on its keys for too long, imploded. Staring down at its chared remains, she called Clem. "I can't go on tonight," she said, "but the show must! It's all down to you." At last, his time had come, it was now or never. **>> INTRODUCING ME !!!! "Hi I'm Clem." It has often been asked, who is CLEM? Or as Occy once put it, you should get rid of that Clem, he is never on, he doesn't do anything and quite frankly he is a waste of space. Well I'm the guy responsible for the marketting of FEDERATION II. The poor sap who does all the wheeling and dealing with "the suits" in power. As you all probably know, marketting men, although brash and brazen people on the surface, tend to be quiet, shy guys underneath. If you believe that you'll believe anything. Anyway, contry to public opinion, I am on alot, it is just that I log in as a Captain, rather than the more obvious Explorer your all watching for. "Why," they ask," does Clem log on as Captain X ?" The answer is simple, when Explorer Clem logs on, half the players in Federation log off. "Paranoid!" They cry. Yes I guess so. Happily, where as Explorer Clem is paranoid, Captain X is not. Such are the wonders of role-playings. Now the rest of the news. **> PROMOTION NEWS Oxcart has made it to the heady heights of JP-dom, well done!! Mequiezik, is now Trader, and probably wondering why he doesn't get many Tight-Beam messages. Dr, has made Adventurer, the rank to be the lowest level to able to jump through the "soon to be operational" interstellar link. Sirius, made it to Trader and without artifical aid he hastened to add. RedThunder has got to Captain. As usual there are many more of you out there climbing up the ranks, so a non-specific congratulations all round. Remember, if you want your promotions to be mentioned in the news, then mail FEEDBACK and we will be happy to include you. **>> EXPLORER'S MASTERCLASS Standing on the threshold of Space, the Explorers giant labours are nearing their final phases. On Sunday May 12, 3.00 EDT there is one final chance for Explorers to ask Bella about those great questions, before planets begin to appear in the heavens. It will also give them a chance to arrange with Bella the time of their planets appearance. I think I can speak for most of us when I say that I am really looking forward to experiencing the new planetoids. If they all come up to the standard of Russ' Haven system then we are all in for a real treat. **>> A POSTING ON POSTED POSTERS. The signed, limited edition prints of the Federation artwork, won last month, in the special ranks competition, were dispatched mid-week. They are now in that abstract ether called the Postal system. So watch the Skies. If you won a print and haven't E-mail us your address, then hurry up and do it or you may lose out! **>> GOSSIP, SLANDER, RUMOUR & LIBEL ETC. I can't claim to have the massive nexus of connections and sources of the legendary Hazed, but rumours will wend their insidious ways. On the grapevine of Dataspace, the word has it that Oxcart has painted his spaceship nude. This just demonstrates how unreliable and vague such slander can be. Does this mean that Oxcart has painted a nude on his hull or has he produced a painting of his spaceship without its shields on? Also bubbling along the underground river of rumour is the tale that Oddball had confined someone in a closet and had sent a pair of hungry and amourous Marsrats in under the door. The outcome is unknown. If you hear of any goings on in Federation dataspace, then mail them to Feedback. Remember, spice is the variety of life! **>> PLANETS ARE COMING As regular readers of the H-by-A news wire service will know, new planets built by Explorers will soon be with us. I can now reveal that our illustrious leader has landed on RUSS' planet. Not content with that, he has traveled around its locations but been able to use its objects and deal with its unique mobiles. It seems now, that it won't be long before everyone, (adventurer and above that is), will be jumping through the interstellar link into an infinatly expanding universe. **>> APPOLIGES Teh last tim I write sumthing on Genie, i wuz serverly reprimanded 4 my terrible spelink and gramma, like what I have just writ. So if any errors got thru dis time, I'll blame it on my spelling chequer. **>>CONTACTS The following information will appear at the end of every News Bulletin, so you don't have to read it if you already know it. In the event of a problem or question, you can: * talk to Hazed, Cryptosporidium, Bella or Clem in the game * leave a message in the game log * send mail with the Federation Feedback option from the main menu You can order a copy of the unexpurgated printed Idiot's Guide to Federation II by typing ORDER at any GEnie menu. Cost - a mere $12.95. Federation II has a category in the MPGames RT. To get there, type M1045,1 from any menu prompt and SET category 14. The Federation II Leader in the bulletin board is Occy (Mail ID: OCPAC). Topic 1 of the Fed category contains the Federation II policy statement. The MPGames RT also has a Federation II library in the files area, Library 5. **>> BULLETIN ENDS