 |
FED
MEET AND GREET with DOOEEE, BARON OF BUTTERFINGER |
|
FED
MEET AND GREET with DOOEEE, BARON OF BUTTERFINGER |
Chiefsgirl smiles Dooeee looks for that ugly funk guy Chiefsgirl says, "just pretend it's not here" Dooeee looks under the sweet Duchess first Barb asks, "who is tonight's vict///err guest?" Dooeee grins Dooeee says, "me" "ah ha!", exclaims Barb. Elin says, "i think he is lifting your skirt, gerhilda" "when did you stop beating your wife?", asks Barb. Dooeee says, "LOL" Barb asks, "Is it true you placed a bid for ownership of Hazed's left breast?" Dooeee says, "When I killed her I guess" Elin asks, "ownership of hazed's left breast?" Dooeee says, "Owww No way I wanted the Right one" Elin looks aghast at dooeee "now thats a comment to walk in on", smiles Drbob. Barb says, "but she sold off the right one several years ago, I thought" Dooeee says, "Lies all Lies" Elin says, "i am trying to figure out why he needs it..." "Had it hid from Ming", says Dooeee. "ah", says Elin. "whats up?", asks Unomee. Elin says, "dooeee is having a meet and greet" "not me I fell down and can't get up", says Dooeee. Chiefsgirl climbs up on her barstool and clears her throat Elin says, "he has to answer questions :0" Chiefsgirl says, "Good evening and I'd like to welcome everyone to Meet & Greet" Unomee wonders what kind of questions we get to ask?;) "anything I want to answer", says Dooeee. Unomee was being a smart ass dooeee;) Chiefsgirl smiles, "Tonight our guest is Baron Dooeee and he'll tell us a bit about himself and then you can all ask any questions of him you'd like" Dooeee was too Elin smiles, "so was he" Chiefsgirl smiles, "Of course, jump in at any time with questions and comments" Dooeee grins Chiefsgirl plops down on her barstool and applauds wildly for Dooeee Dooeee ducks and hides "Cg ask me to tell you all a Little something", says Dooeee. "A little Something", says Dooeee. "Ok", says Dooeee. Barb stares at Dooeee's little something Chiefsgirl covers a giggles Dooeee asks, "Nice Huh?" "well, it is something little. I'll say that for it", says Barb. Elin grins and hugs dooeee Chiefsgirl asks, "Dooeee, when did you come into this universe and what made you stay?" Barb says, "little is definitely truth in advertising" "Oh my Cg that was a long time ago", says Dooeee. Chiefsgirl asks, "Well, where better to begin?" Chiefsgirl smiles sweetly Zorra says, "I can tell you he was a merchie when I entered Fed" Dooeee says, "I know over 2 years maybe over 3" "did you find it on aol?", asks Elin. Dooeee says, "Yes" Dooeee says, "the First time I was so lost and Mad I quit" Chiefsgirl nods Chiefsgirl asks, "And then? what brought you back?" "there wasn't a Nav on then", says Dooeee. Elin asks, "so why did you come back?" Dooeee says, "My Anger" "Wasn't going to let a game beat me", says Dooeee. "so do you think you beat it?", asks Elin. "so I came back as LtZDane and made it to Trader", says Dooeee. "without a Duke Puzzle Yes", says Dooeee. Chiefsgirl asks, "made it to trader with LtZDane... is that as far as you went?" Elin asks, "then what?" Elin hasnt heard this story "Well I was on my way to do a Stat puzzle and fell in the pit on mars", says Dooeee. Chiefsgirl says, "ouch" "which stat? opal?", asks Elin. "I was so mad I forgot one little thing as the Pirate popped on my screen", says Dooeee. Unomee hasnt fallen in the pit yet Unomee has to try that sometime Zorra makes a note. Didn't know there WAS a pit Dooeee says, "the Luncheon one" "heheh it isnt bad as dying goes", says Elin. Unomee asks, "you forgot to insure!!! right?" Unomee shivers "Thats right Un I dded there and then", says Dooeee. Elin hugs dooeee Kao says, "Ouch" "Bummer", says Chiefsgirl with a frown. Dooeee says, "3 days later Dooeee was born" Stiaint sobs "you came back though....", says Elin. Unomee mutters damn pirate Elin asks, "why dooeee?" Unomee will brb Drbob asks, "where did ya get the name Dooeee?" Dooeee says, "Well I was sitting and watching the Simpons and thought about how stupid it was DDing like that just as Homer said Dohhhh" "Aol wouldn't give me Doh or any thing close", says Dooeee. Gerhilda grins, nodding at Dooeee. "so I started with Doe and got to Dooeee before it would", says Dooeee. Drbob chuckles "ah, so to stay in character ... g", says Elin. Dooeee says, "I liked the Name so much I cept it" "kept", says Dooeee. "So was it a slow rise up the ranks?", asks Chiefsgirl. Dooeee says, "a Lot of people thinks its Dewey but its not its Dohh" Dooeee says, "Yes" Elin grins Chiefsgirl asks, "how slow?" Drbob says, "and how many trys at Snark" Dooeee says, "I didn't have anyone to help me as Newbies does today" Elin asks, "so how long before you made merchie?" "thats right, you had to do snark, didnt you", says Elin. Chiefsgirl asks, "No one helped?" Kao did snark.......many...many.....times Drbob laughs "I can't count the trys", says Dooeee. "lol who helped you?", asks Elin. Zorra knows she stood in the slab room for Dooeee for at least two tries "must of the people i tried it with became close friends", says Elin. "and I did do it the night before the took it out got in my ship and type orbit just as I punted.", says Dooeee. "I was a JP for what had to be forever", says Dooeee. Zorra buffs her nails and thinks he tormented haulers for that entire forever too Dooeee laughs "I loved killing you Zorra", says Dooeee with a wink. Zorra says, "Not just me but every alt I had in the game" Zorra says, "And refused to help me when he would get me in the worst messes" "Did not", says Dooeee. "Did too", says Zorra. Dooeee has given Zorra a friendly hug! Elin laughs and thinks she would like to hear details of this Zorra has given Dooeee a sloppy tickle! Dooeee says, "Now Sis" Zorra says, "The first words I remember saying to Dooeee was "You killed me Dooeee"" "And he was moving on to the next hauler", says Zorra. Zorra grins Dooeee winks and says, "Hey I had to get a good hauler" "He had absolutely no sympathy at all.", says Zorra. Chiefsgirl smiles Elin says, "he is a hard man at times" Elin nods seriously Dooeee says, "I loved sending them to Starbase1" Kao asks, "A hard man is good to find......right?" "starbase lol", says Elin. Zorra says, "Fact is nobody, and I mean nobody can hold a candle to Dooeee as a hauler, so he had to be hiring us to torment us" "not for me", smiles Elin. Dooeee says, "I didn't use Fednav till Butterfinger was Onlined didn't even know about it" "I had a list next to the computer of duchies and the planets in them", says Dooeee. Chiefsgirl laughs cause she had the same type of list "It did help to rememebr were a planet was.", says Dooeee. "so you gave zorra a hard time to make money, lover? or just for fun?", asks Elin. "but I went nutz if the PO moved", says Dooeee. Zorra says, "I will say Dooeee paid me back for all that hauling..he was the world's worst tipper....by working off my 50000 tons when I was GM" Dooeee says, "LOL With what I paid each load who needed a tip" Zorra sips her tequila and thinks "Uh huh" Dooeee says, "and Sis I did a lot more then that for you." Zorra says, "Yes you did." Chiefsgirl asks, "Is there a story behind your planet's name?" Drbob prefers Snickers Dooeee says, "Butterfinger Yes" Drbob grins Kao asks, "He dropped a candybar?" Chiefsgirl waits to hear the story "you remember a old Player Mistybh?", asks Dooeee. "Po of Dropzone", says Dooeee. "I always joked with her that I would never PO and she told me I would", says Dooeee. "dooeee is in the hot seat", says Elin. Elin says, "answering questions" Elin asks, "and she liked butterfingers?" "I said If I PO I will name my planet Butterfinger just so she would have a hard time typeing it", says Dooeee. Chiefsgirl giggles Dooeee asks, "But you know what?" Dooeee says, "I have a harder time then her" Chiefsgirl laughs Drbob laughs Bsacarl snickers Kao giggles\ "and getting Haulers was a Pain in the butt", says Dooeee. "all I heard was your Planets name is to big", says Dooeee. Elin remembers doing her gm hauling between distantfire and sassafras "Its no fun when you Di Butteringer and it says No such planet", says Dooeee. Zorra giggles Kao stayed drunk during GM hauling.......went faster that way Dooeee says, "I did it for players in 30 minutes or less" Zorra says, "That's a fact. He could do it in 27 minutes flat" Dooeee says, "50k isn't hard if you know the tricks" Chiefsgirl has blocked that whole rank from her mind "back and forth bewteen two wares", says Risadeamoconia. "mmm a talent of yours i havent explored yes", says Elin. Kao thinks WOW! a man who can last 27 minutes.... Zorra says, "hauling ladies. We're talking hauling" Dooeee laughs Elin smiles and has nor comment "Oh...", says Kao. "ooops", says Kao. Drbob chuckles Zorra goes for a refill at the bar Dooeee winks and says, "I can go hours Kao" Chiefsgirl asks, "I see you're in Leo, were you always in that duchy?" "I know", says Kao with a wink. Dooeee says, "No Cg" "I started in Wired when Kevin was the real duke", says Dooeee. Kao remembers that Chiefsgirl nods Dooeee says, "I was there for 3 months till I did something stupid" Chiefsgirl asks, "What did you do?" "and I wich I had never left", says Dooeee. Dooeee asks, "the stupid thing?" Chiefsgirl nods "I left Wired and joined Neverland", says Dooeee. Bsacarl knows that feeling Elin laughs Bsacarl has given Dooeee a nice hug! Chiefsgirl has given Bsacarl a hot hug! Kao managed to avoid that "was there till I had all my builds done", says Dooeee. Barb is sure there are other much more interesting stupid things to tell about..there always are, she has the negatives to prove it Zorra says, "It was shortly after Dooeee moved to Neverland that I brought Taos on line...terrified...having to set it up and leave it for three days..." Elin grins at barb "And Dooeee came over and helped me set up the ex", says Zorra. "And promised me I would still have a planet when I got back", says Zorra. "And I did", smiles Zorra. "Most people think trader is the worst rank. I loved trader", says Dooeee. Barb leans over and whispers something in Elin's ear and all you can catch is, "6 times...positions...illegal in 32 states..." Elin whispers yeah .... good too Dooeee says, "My worst rank was Indy" "I had the worse Exchange I have ever seen", says Dooeee. Dooeee says, "I made 2 megs a night if I filled it" "My best exchange was Indu I was making everything.", says Risadeamoconia. "What do you do for fun around here now that all your builds are done?", asks Chiefsgirl. Dooeee winks and says, "Play with the Ladies" Risadeamoconia says, "I help newbies" Dooeee grins Kao says, "Go to jello parties" Chiefsgirl says, "Ah yes, jello" "Nothing to do cept give away groats and play around tell you find someone you like", says Dooeee. Zorra nudges Juellippa. "We don't have near enough jello parties in Arbor Dooeee says, "I have been Fed married 2 times and I wish I never did" Juellippa nods in agreement...not enough of any kind of parties Elin smiles, "jello is good" "It was a bad experience Dooeee?", asks Chiefsgirl. Zorra makes a note to fill the mud pit with jello "the first one bored me to death, and I was about to DD to get out of it", says Dooeee. Chiefsgirl exclaims, "oh my!" Chiefsgirl laughs "do we get to know names?", asks Barb. Juellippa can think of other ways to deal with boredome Barb asks, "and how long did you know them before you decided to marry?" "is this the one tbar was yelling about that time?", asks Elin. Dooeee says, "Zadymka was the first" "zadie or something?", asks Elin. "I know her maybe 4 weeks", says Dooeee. "lol and that is a good question, how long DID you know her", says Elin. "4 weeks and married", says Chiefsgirl. Dooeee says, "Serepheia was the Second" "that's an explanation right there", says Barb. "I can't imagine getting to knwo someone in only 4 weeks", smiles Barb. Chiefsgirl asks, "What was wrong with the second?" "Barb, that's an awfully negative way to look at it...", says Sassman. Dooeee says, "and I know her about a year" Kao says, "4 weeks is a long time in fed, actually" "that's always a subjective thing", smiles Barb. Zorra nods to Kao. "Time is compressed in a major way here Elin asks, "i dunno... to get married?" Barb nods at Elin Dooeee says, "Sere married me and in a week Dissapeared" Barb says, "I suppose it depends on what you define marriage as meaning" "if it's pure roleplay - an hour or two is enough to decide you like RP'ing together", says Barb. Kao defines marriage as something she has avoided "So, does this mean you don't plan to marry again Dooeee?", asks Chiefsgirl. Elin says, "yeah but not long enough to find out if it is boring in the long run" Dooeee asks, "Cg Chiefsgirl asksing?" "ah but if it's just RP'ing, there's no commitment or anything it's just RPing for a bit and walk away", says Barb. Chiefsgirl wonders what Dooeee thinks she's asking Elin asks, "well why get married then barb?" Barb shrugs vaguely "you RP being married like an actor plays a scene", says Barb. Elin says, "thats like saying you can always get divorced rl" Zorra says, "Well I remember the night we had a shotgun wedding marrying Pilgrim to Poco...it worked out fine...for a week" "Cg your a sweet woman But I don't know you well enough to be your Hubby", says Dooeee. "it has no real meaning except as performance art", says Barb. "I remember Fireimp had a shotgun marriage on GEnie Fed", says Barb. "I can't honestly say No i want do it again", says Dooeee. Dooeee says, "One never knows what life throws at you" Sassman exclaims, "Damn! It's all babes in here!" Bsacarl says, "ahem..." Dooeee says, "I'm a guy" Elin nods... dooeee is a guy Dooeee feels his self Dooeee says, "Yep still there" Kao giggles and tries to imagine Dooeee and Carl as babes "Sorry, I wasn't paying too much attention...", says Sassman. Bsacarl snickers Barb stares at Sassman Bsacarl smiles, "tis ok Sassman" Sassman asks, "Barb, what's up?" Dooeee asks, "anymore Questions?" ""it's all babes in here" is a bit of an -ugh- comment", says Barb. "Any more questions or comments for Dooeee?", asks Chiefsgirl. Barb smiles slowly and lazily at Dooeee and winks Zorra has been called worse things than a babe :) Sassman says, "Please don't take it personally, Barb." Dooeee says, "Me too Zorra" Dooeee says, "and you did it" Dooeee grins "I did it?", asks Zorra. Kao has been called worse by better "when I killed all your alts", says Dooeee. Zorra says, "Oh well that. Yeah. Hmmm" Dooeee was a bad JP Zorra was actually scared of Dooeee when he was a big shot JP and she was a lowly Adventureuse "most jps are arent they? boredom or something", says Elin. Chiefsgirl stands and clears her throat "I want to draw the official Meet & Greet to a close and thank you all for coming", says Chiefsgirl. "I only had 1 other hauler that rocked as fast as me", says Dooeee. Kao applauds Chiefsgirl says, "Please stay and talk as long as you'd like." Kao whistles Kao hops onto a barstool and sips her scotch Chiefsgirl says, "Join me next week when my guest will be Duke Mjmirick" Barb asks, "do we get to spank Dooeee now?" Chiefsgirl passes out the paddles for the spanking Elin says, "ahem" Kao perks:::::spank??::: Barb smiles blandly Dooeee asks, "Spank?" Elin says, "if ANYONE is spanking dooeee..." "Better talk to Elin", says Dooeee. Kao hefts a nice big paddle Elin has given Dooeee a friendly snog! Zorra wants to know who the other fast hauler was "oh, Elin can do it..I'll just sit here and take photos", says Barb. Dooeee says, "Meph" Zorra nods "He was awesome all right", says Zorra. "That guy was done 2 JP's at the same time", says Dooeee. Dooeee says, "Zap was fast but I don't think I could handle jobs like that" Chiefsgirl waves Chiefsgirl has just vanished. Dooeee says, "Bye CG" Zorra supposes she should go too. "anymore ?", asks Dooeee. Kao smiles and sips her scotch Dooeee has enjoied this even if he isn't a babe ;) Cgee packs up the video equipment |
| FEDERATION | ||||||||
