DUCHY REVIEW
with DATASPACE HOST GALINFENNER


May 5, 1998


>ex galinfenner

A borrowed kilt and bare feet

Michaelj says, "im just here to kill time"

Galinfenner says, "that's nice, I'll try not to mention it to time."

Nightdroid asks, "Chronocide?"

Chiefsgirl climbs up on her barstool and clears her throat

Chiefsgirl says, "Good evening everyone and welcome to the duchy review."

"I'm your hostess and each week we meet a Duke or Duchess of Fed and learn all about their past, present and future", Chiefsgirl says.

Chiefsgirl says, "Tonight we have the pleasure of a special guest who's not a Duke or Duchess..."

Pandori asks, "like a duke is interesting?"

You smile, "So, without further ado, I present....Galinfenner"

Galinfenner wanted to be duchess once til he sobered up.

Chiefsgirl plops down on her barstool

Mothernature is impressed with Galin's posture

"but but but Galin is a ... is a....", says Pandori.

"hostess?", asks Michaelj.

Mothernature says, "he stands so straight......"

"i can tell ya more about galin than he ever will. lol", says Pandori.

"I guess I'll start by telling you I've been a host since March of 96, I am in charge of events and schools in Fed and I'm not wearing my underwear.", says Galinfenner.

Heatherjn is just wondering if Pandori finds collecting Baronesses... profitable... ;)

Galinfenner snickers

Galinfenner winks and says, "I got pictures Pandori"

Heatherjn resists the urge to peek under Galin's kilt... ;)

"the grand puba of everything.", says Chira.

Galinfenner clears his throat and guzzles some more ale.

Chiefsgirl waits for Galin to expound

Chiefsgirl takes a peek under the kilt while the breeze blows

"So Galin, tell us how you came to be in Fed", Chiefsgirl says.

"I came to be here after my grandfather died. He left me an old beat up ship which I wandered into SOL with. I got captured into hostdom and well, I'm still trying to find my way out!", exclaims Galinfenner.

Mothernature wonders if that is comedian or communist

Chiefsgirl asks, "Do you enjoy being a host or do you sometimes long to be a planet owner?"

"Well I think being a host is more my calling.", says Galinfenner.

Chiefsgirl asks, "Why is that?"

"I am past the doing builds and finding out different ways to kill people with a planet", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Chiefsgirl laughs

Chiefsgirl asks, "What do you enjoy most about hosting?"

"now he is working on different ways to bore people with a planet.", says Pandori.

Galinfenner says, "I get to help out and make wise cracks at the same time. Nothing could be better."

Galinfenner snickers

Galinfenner says, "PppP"

Chiefsgirl asks, "What is your biggest host nightmare?"

"mmm.. I could name names....", says Galinfenner.

Chiefsgirl laughs

"But basically it's the people who just don't want the answer I give them.", says Galinfenner.

Chiefsgirl nods

"What's the best thing about hosting?", Chiefsgirl asks.

"I don't care if someone is being a snert, the game needs that. But constantly hounding a host for an answer after one's been given gets annoying.", says Galinfenner.

"The best thing? I get to spy on dukes", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Chiefsgirl laughs

Mothernature thinks maybe they are just flirting with the famous host

Pandori says, "he likes to watch very bad Csex...very very bad Csex."

Galinfenner snickers

Chiefsgirl giggles

Pandori chuckles

"The leather belt handcuff stuff", says Galinfenner with a wink.

"How have you seen Fed change over the years you've been here?", Chiefsgirl asks.

"fed has changed?", asks Pandori.

Grace smiles and waits for this answer

Chiefsgirl was just wondering if Galin thinks so

Mothernature destroyed a trailer park once in which 57 of the 58 trailers had sexual activities going on in them

"Actually the game itself hasn't chagned much. The people playing and their perceptions have changed in the last 3 years.", says Galinfenner.

Pandori laughs

Galinfenner wonders if Mother has pictures

Chiefsgirl waits for Galin to expand on that topic

Galinfenner says, "LOL ok..."

"When I started on AOL, the game was already what? 5 or 6 years old? but because it was new to AOL there were no player PO's.", says Galinfenner.

Galinfenner remembers a MagsT1000 helping him find his ship the first day.

Galinfenner grins

Grace remebmers Mags too

Galinfenner says, "Anyway, then, Rank was everything."

Heatherjn hasn't changed anything but her name... ;)

Chiefsgirl nods

Pandori chuckles

"At least to us newbies... as the game got older rank became less and less important.", says Galinfenner.

Pandori nods to Galin

Galinfenner laughs

"And now?", Chiefsgirl asks.

"I remember wishing I could get a hauling job from a JP", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Galinfenner says, "Now? well there's so many baron's and PO's that rank isn't much of an issue to most players."

Chiefsgirl nods

Chira smiles, "unless they are haulers..."

Galinfenner nods to Chira

Chira winks and says, "HAULERS are like wine"

Pandori pokes chira in the behind.

"Best to be sampled just out of the bottle", says Chira with a wink.

"I guess you could say it's the overall ranking.. or the amount of players with high rank. It's much more top heavy then when I started.", says Galinfenner.

"You consider this a negative thing?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Galinfenner winks and says, "No, just different"

Galinfenner says, "I think it has it's good and bad points like everything else does."

Chiefsgirl nods

"What would make Fed better in your opinion?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Galinfenner thinks about this..

Pandori asks, "live sex right galin?"

Chiefsgirl laughs

Galinfenner says, "Less sitting around, more exploring, more .."

"yeah.. what Pan said", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Galinfenner grins

"What's the most fun you've had around here?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Galinfenner says, "I think puzzles are an up and coming thing. Something to do except chat on channels."

"Most fun... mmm.. there was this sweet little .. oh nevermind...", says Galinfenner.

Galinfenner says, "Maybe hosting an event that rocks.. weveryone has a good time in it."

Chiefsgirl asks, "What events do you handle?"

"I'm in charge of all of em.", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Pandori is in charge of the loo.

Chiefsgirl thinks she phrased that wrong

Pandori keeps the water blue in em.

Chiefsgirl asks, "Which evens do you like best?"

"not to interupt, but what are we talking about?", asks Dead.

Galinfenner says, "you are? Dang..no wonder I couldn't find

TP..."

Chiefsgirl whispers to Dead, "We're learning about Galin"

Mothernature explains they learned the most when she lifted up

his kilt

"Cool", says Dead.

Galinfenner snickers

Chiefsgirl giggles

"What are your favorite Fed events, Galin?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Pandori is waving bye bye and restocks the TP just for galin before he leaves.

Galinfenner says, "personally, I like FEDPARDY, and Scavenger Hunt... Fedpardy was one of the first big hits."

Chiefsgirl won at scavenger hunt last week

Galinfenner says, "The idea came from a player...."

Pandori takes a bite out of the blue urine cake.

Collecting Baronesses, Pandori has just disappeared.

"It'sa tough event to keep going week after week. But it's one of the more fun ones imho", says Galinfenner with a wink.

"I like it, even though I can never beat Audrey", Chiefsgirl says.

Galinfenner says, "Yes, Acutally... when we started the idea of having events.."

"We hosts were in a chat room with Hazed and Freya, and talking ideas. Scavenger Hunt was the first one we came up with", says Galinfenner with a wink.

"That's my favorite", Chiefsgirl says.

Galinfenner says, "At that time C5crwchief was doing it all on his lonesome."

Galinfenner says, "he got burnt out fast. LOL"

Chiefsgirl says, "I'm awful at Fedpardy and word scramble"

Galinfenner says, "Now I"ve got a team of about 6 or 7 people that rotate Scav Hunts."

"I am constantly amazed at how fast some contestants are.", says Galinfenner.

"There's Mr. word Scramble", says Galinfenner with a wink.

"Who's that?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Dooeee blushes

Galinfenner winks and says, "Dooeeee, he scrambles up a batch of 20 every other week for us"

Chiefsgirl is pleased to meet Dooeee

"all in a days work", says Dooeee with a wink.

Dooeee says, "Hello Chiefs"

"Hello", Chiefsgirl says.

Galinfenner says, "We try to keep them professional and entertaining. I like to think they are all fun to join in on though."

"Would you like to share this infamous kilt incident with us, Galin?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Dead says, "i agree majorly Galin, even though im not to good at any of the events"

"Well, I'm not really sure what happened. I was a little tipsy and fell asleep in CD's ... I woke up, and well, no kilt!!!!", exclaims Galinfenner.

Chiefsgirl gasps

Galinfenner smiles, "Thanks Dead .. keep practicing"

Dead says, "i will"

"And now we hear about kilts up flagpoles and appearing here and there", Chiefsgirl says.

Galinfenner smiles, "Yeah LOL imposters are everywhere. I'll be wearing a borrowed one for awhile yet I think"

Mothernature sees a flock of crows going by a leaves to blow them around

Don't mess with Mothernature has just gone southeast.

"Anything exciting coming in the future of Fed, Galin?", Chiefsgirl asks.

"Besides the Duke puzzle?", asks Galinfenner.

"We will have a promo planet near the end of June...", says Galinfenner.

"It will be a modernized version of "Midsummer Night's Dream" .. planet name is Grease.", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Chiefsgirl asks, "Oh cool....a promo planet for 4th of July?"

Chiefsgirl says, "Oh cool....a puzzle"

Chiefsgirl stinks at puzzles

Galinfenner says, "No, we'll skip the fourth... I am trying to get one done every two months.."

Galinfenner winks and says, "So we'll have another in August and then Halloween in October"

Galinfenner winks and says, "If things calm down enough, I'll do another Duchy Olympics"

Chiefsgirl bounces happily at the thought of Halloween

"Oh..", says Galinfenner.

Galinfenner winks and says, "the end of this month, for the free weekend we'll have lot's o things going on hopefully"

Chiefsgirl asks, "Such as what?"

Chiefsgirl wonders if it's free for her too

"cool, free weekend???", asks Dead.

"yes, read the news ... I"m not sure exactly what events we'll have yet CG.. but I hope to have them finalized this weekend.", smiles Galinfenner.

Chiefsgirl nods

Chiefgirl smiles, "I've read my mail and it sounds like fun"

Galinfenner nods

"And what's this about the duchy olympics? what's that?", Chiefsgirl asks.

"I'll need lots of help so if anyone has ideas or wants to help out, mail me.", says Galinfenner.

Dead says, "i will be sure to read my mail"

Dooeee hides behind the bar..

"Duchy olympics... we have a weekend where any duchy can compete in about 4 events, the overall winner gets to claim "Best Duchy in FED"", says Galinfenner.

"last time...", says Galinfenner.

"I think we had a FEDPARDY, a fighting event, a Duke race, and ahh.. I don't recall .. I think it was a party at the last...", says Galinfenner with a wink.

"Filling defs", Chiefsgirl says.

Galinfenner says, "Of course when we were on AOL we had Duchy boards. I'd like to see those here first."

Galinfenner exclaims, "Yeah that was it!"

Chiefsgirl missed the last time but her duchy didn't win

"Anyone have any questions for Galin?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Dooeee jumps over the bar and lands on his stool

Dooeee winks and says, "Yes, But he would kick me in the butt and punt me out of Fed"

Chiefsgirl smiles, "Oh come on....ask anyway"

Galinfenner winks and says, "LOL naw I wouldn't do that"

Chiefsgirl bounces happily

Chira asks, "What about lewd questions?"

"what about them?", asks Galinfenner.

"questions that only are meant to embarress", says Chira with a wink.

Dooeee winks and says, "Thats what I was thinking"

Chiefsgirl laughs

"Can I ask one", says Chira with a wink.

Galinfenner is pretty tough to embarrass ;)

Chiefsgirl covers her son's ears

"Go for it Chi", says Galinfenner.

"Don't listen, Dead", Chiefsgirl says.

Chira says, "Ok... (Typing)"

"ok mom", says Dead.

Chiefsgirl hopes she doesn't faint

Chira winks and says, "When Leonardo Dicaprio goes into orgy dose he cry out? or dose he just sigh?"

"How would I know?", asks Galinfenner.

Dooeee says, "lol"

Chiefsgirl laughs

Chira laughs

"you ARE hard to embarress.", smiles Chira.

Dooeee says, "Your a Fed God You should Know.."

"Thankyou for the q and a", smiles Chira.

Galinfenner says, "LOL you didn't try too hard."

Chiefsgirl says, "I always say Hello how ya doing when I go into orgies"

Chira gigles

Galinfenner says, "No there are no gods in FED. Only one demi-goddess and she isn't a full fledged god."

Chira says, "well, there is crypto"

"LOL how about "Nice thrust"", says Galinfenner.

Galinfenner snickers

Dooeee winks and says, "Your close enough"

Galinfenner says, "Crypto is just an IT"

Chira smiles, "ohhh"

Chiefsgirl laughs

"You have a question Dooeee?", Chiefsgirl asks.

Dooeee winks and says, "No I was just goofing. as I always do"

Galinfenner laughs

Chiefsgirl smiles

"But if that Duke Puzzle don't get going soon I know a Kilt that will burn", says Dooeee with a wink.

"Hey, I have no control over the blob", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Chiefsgirl knows a lot are waiting on that puzzle

"I'd just like to say to round things up, that I've been a fed addict for almost 3 years now, and the game is still enjoyable. I hope to be around for a long long time.", says Galinfenner with a wink.

"I don't either, But after 8 months of waiting One grows unruleie", says Dooeee with a wink.

Chira pulls up galin's kilt.

Galinfenner nods and commisserates

Chira exclaims, "OHHH! The horror!"

Galinfenner has slapped Chira in the face!

Galinfenner says, "Hey now"

Dooeee says, "lol"

Chira gigles

Galinfenner adjust his kilt

Dead says, "lol"

Chira shows everyone.

Chiefsgirl smiles, "I'd like to thank you all for coming tonight"

"where else can one talk to the Dead?", asks Galinfenner.

Chiefsgirl says, "And thank you Galin for being our guest"

"I thank you too!!", exclaims Galinfenner.

Galinfenner smiles, "thank you for having me"

Chiefsgirl says, "Next week our guest will be Duke Zargot"

Dooeee says, "cool"

"galin you can talk to me where ever", says Dead.

"ahh.. Zargot.. that will be a good one!!", exclaims Galinfenner.

Chiefsgirl says, "Thank you Galin...it was great"


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