FED MEET AND GREET
with RON, BARON OF PRIVATE


December 6, 1998


"Okay, CG...you got us here...now what exactly is a meet and greet?", asks Nyota.

Chiefsgirl grins

Chiefsgirl stands up on her barstool and clears her throat

Chiefsgirl winks and says, "Hello and welcome to Meet & Greet where each week we meet another exciting personality"

Ron winks and says, "hmmmm.. she didn't say I had to answer 20 questions"

Chiefsgirl says, "Tonight my guest is Ron, Baron of Private."

Chiefsgirl says, "He'll tell us a bit about himself and field questions"

Chiefsgirl says, "Feel free to jump in at any time"

Ron looks for the field

Chiefsgirl winks and says, "No jumping on Ron til it's over though"

Nyota hands Ron a catchers mitt.

Ron smiles

Chiefsgirl plops back down next to Dawg and gets ready to listen to Ron's sordid tales, errr.. Life

Ron looks innocent

"Tell us about how you found this galaxy Ron", says Chiefsgirl.

Chiefsgirl knows Ron is a bit fuzzy on some details

Ron says, "Well, my days in Fed started when AOL give it the best of Aol or something like that on the start up screen."

"so I popped into fed with just a click and I had 3 more hours left in my AOL time for the month", says Ron.

"that was back when AOL was in the pay mode with 5 free hours then it was $2.50 per", says Ron.

"I remember that...", says Ferreri.

Justadawg remembers that and the bills from it

"I prolly wouldn't have stayed during the pay aol days but the "Adult space fantasy" game got me in to look around for a couple of hours", says Ron with a wink.

Grogster looks at mommies credit card and wonders how much she has been charged....

Chiefsgirl notices the emphasis on adult

Ron winks and says, "Then I met a young lady whom proceeded to show me what the act command was all about"

Ron grins

"And who was that Ron?", asks Chiefsgirl.

Chiefsgirl wonders if that's a detail Ron forgot

"I used to use act alot !", exclaims Ferreri.

"then I was hooked big time and for the life of me I can't remember her name ::::grins::: getting old sucks sometimes", smiles Ron.

"used to?", asks Chiefsgirl.

Ferreri says, "I was younger once."

Chiefsgirl smiles

Ron smiles, "So started my days in fed at $2.50 an hour and I did spend some money back then"

Kao nods at Ron and remembers those days...and those bills....

Ron grins

Nyota asks, "Those were awful, weren't they?"

"I had a lot of fun working my way up the fed ladder with no real help at all back then, "No alts"", smiles Ron.

Chiefsgirl knows nothing about those days

"Are we in sol ?", asks Ferreri.

Nyota laughs!

"So Ron, how long you been a Baron?", asks Nyota.

Ron says, "ah, I remember that one, Sun, Jun 15, 1997 07:59:25 PM EDT"

"I have a log of it just before I made Baron with a lady friend", says Ron.

Kao says, "That's when you made baron? wow...."

Chiefsgirl laughs

"Thank goodness for logs", says Chiefsgirl.

Ron frowns and says, "yep, I had all the builds done and was ready for the puzzle 2 days before they took it out"

Nyota winces, "That must have sucked."

Kao says, "act agrees"

Kao agrees....or whatever

"I send you the log CG but I got to get permission first from my lady friend that helped me celibrate", says Ron with a wink.

"it sucked big time", smiles Ron.

"So, you wanted to be a duke then?", asks Chiefsgirl.

Ron says, "was all ready to try the the big move put that on hold"

Nyota poses for Kao...

Ron looks at Nyota

"Move on the lady friend or the duke puzzle?", asks Nyota.

"Probably both", says Kao.

Nyota exclaims, "Why you looking at me?!"

Ron smiles, "just looking at your pose"

Nyota rolls eyes, "Thank God, thought I was that supposed lady friend for a sec and didn't remember something."

Ron says, "actually the most fun in fed was doing the puzzles, the snark was where I met and made my most friends"

Chiefsgirl asks, "You had to do snark to promote, right?"

"back then you had to do Snark to promote ::::grins:::", says Ron.

Chiefsgirl laughs

Nyota exclaims, "Gad, I remember those times!"

Kao does, too

Chiefsgirl doesn't remember those times either

Ron smiles, "a great time was had by all, even looking out for puzzle thiefs was fun, sometimes"

Deathiscome don't remember yesterday

Chiefsgirl is feeling very young all of a sudden

Grogster pulls a towel out from behind the bar and dries the back of his ears.

Ron exclaims, "I still think they should put it back in to promote to PO.. even if you know the puz it is still tough to do and you do make friends doing it. It is about working together!"

Nyota snickers at Grog.

Chiefsgirl nods in agreement

Kao agrees with Ron

Nyota agrees...

"I think you are right, Ron !", exclaims Ferreri.

Ron smiles, "even the week they had the duke working It was fun helping others and I look forward to doing that again"

Chiefsgirl notices Ron's mood

Chiefsgirl smiles, "There must be a story behind that Ron"

Ron looks to see his mood

Ron smiles, "ah yes, I just want to make sure people know I am of legal age"

"Is there a reason why?", asks Chiefsgirl.

Deathiscome asks, "legal for what?"

Ron says, "I was warned by a Host that the person I was with was not over 18"

Deathiscome asks, "and where?"

"Really?", asks Windy.

"How odd..", says Windy.

Chiefsgirl wonders what Ron was doing that it would matter

"I was not doing anything with them at the time but others were", says Ron with a wink.

Ron smiles, "the person in question did not tell the truth about their age cause I usually ask... just too be sure"

Chiefsgirl nods

Ron says, "I think their real age was aroung 17 Windy"

Ron slaps the typo monster

"is 17 underage?", asks Windy.

Deathiscome says, "well over 16 is legal where I live"

Chiefsgirl hands Dawg her id

Justadawg examines it closely

"that is my only concern in Federation these days. The Adult space fantasy game does have some that are underage and they do not always tell the truth", says Ron with a frown.

Deathiscome says, "if mentally competent that is"

Ron says, "the age depends on where you live"

Chiefsgirl wonders if anyone tells the truth

Chiefsgirl is actually 12

"12?", smiles Windy.

Chiefsgirl nods

Ron gasps and hopes not

Chiefsgirl says, "Born 1986"

Windy smiles, "Well then"

Justadawg blinks

Kao starts looking for a lawyer

Chiefsgirl knows why she was feeling so young now

Ron grins

Kao winks and says, "Ron, tell everyone about your planet...and your recent run-in with hazed"

Chiefsgirl likes how Kao has a way of getting to the point

Justadawg grins waitin to hear this one

Chiefsgirl looks at Dawg, "Didn't I tell ya, baby?"

[At this point Ferreri, Numerouno, Nyota and Grogster vanished...]

Chiefsgirl thinks we should all take a field trip to Private when this is over

Justadawg shakes his head and wonders where the nearest phonebook is

Chiefsgirl asks, "Who are you calling, Dawg?"

Kao says, "gee....the place cleared out....."

Justadawg says, "the best lawyer i can afford.."

"I think they are getting punted", says Chiefsgirl.

"Ron IM'd me... he's frozen and trying to reconnect now", says Chiefsgirl.

Is well over 21 well.. ok 50 Ron has just disappeared.

Is well over 21 well.. ok 50 Ron has just appeared.

Chiefsgirl waits

Justadawg shrugs cuz he's already guilty and snogs CG

Ron slaps the punt monster

Kao takes the opportunity of the break in the action to snog CG

Chiefsgirl loves all this attention

Chiefsgirl bounces happily

Ron says, "well that sucks, sorry folks"

"It's ok Ron", says Chiefsgirl.

Chiefsgirl frowns and says, "But we've lost most of the audience"

"Buncha folks got zapped", says Kao.

"so I wasn't the only one heh??", asks Ron.

"no...they were all dropping like flies", says Chiefsgirl.

Ron smiles, "well this is a busy time for the net"

"It is?", asks Chiefsgirl.

Chiefsgirl votes for taking a field trip to Private to see Ron's new locations

Ron smiles, "prime time on the east coast and just starting on the west coast. Not counting the rest of the world"

"my approved and toned down ones?", asks Ron.

Ron smiles

Kao has just disappeared.

Chiefsgirl nods

Ron says, "their goes kao"

"Boy...we're losing them all", says Chiefsgirl.

"another punt victem ya think?", asks Ron.

Chiefsgirl nods

Justadawg wonders if he's been honored yet

"that's the truth, looks like I don't have to answer the 20 questions", smiles Ron.

"She would never just leave", says Chiefsgirl.

Ron says, "she just signed back on my buddy list"

Ron says, "she is trying to get back on"

Kao has just appeared.

Something wicked this way cometh... Nyota has just appeared.

Ron says, "and I really got lag, third line and haven't seen the first yet"

"Geez!", exclaims Nyota.

"Ouch...big punt", says Kao.

"Did I pass out from all the bourbon?!", exclaims Nyota.

"Damn!", exclaims Nyota.

"That sucked royally!", exclaims Nyota.

Kao buys nyota another bourbon....

Kao says, "Just happened to me, too"

Nyota stares at it......

Nyota asks, "Okay, what did you guys do to me while I was out?"

"Not enough", says Kao.

Nyota examines herself for dayglo glitter and polka dots....

Is well over 21 well.. ok 50 Ron has just disappeared.

Is well over 21 well.. ok 50 Ron has just appeared.

"Well that's one way to break up an event", smiles Nyota.

Chiefsgirl thinks Ron will be rescheduled for a future date

"yep, the old punt monster", says Ron.

Ron asks, "he get you too Kao?"

"So, Ron, you gonna tell everyone about Private and your hassles with hazed?", asks Kao.

"you think you got enough for this one CG?", asks Ron.

Chiefsgirl winks and says, "oh, it was good fun yes, but you need a bigger audience"

"in meet & greet Kao, that might get cg in trouble", says Ron.

Chiefsgirl has given Ron a nice tickle!

Chiefsgirl can't think of any trouble

Kao laughs.....

Nyota still feels faint....

"Need more naughtiness...", says Nyota.

Chiefsgirl still thinks the fieldtrip is a good plan

Ron says, "I do wonder why barb isn't here for this"

Nyota swats Kao's ass, "Stop that!"

Kao says, "eep"

Chiefsgirl exclaims, "Let's end this official Meet & Greet and take a road trip!"

"she stayed for Laurianna complete interview last week", says Ron.

Kao gropes Nyota again

Ron asks, "so meet you all on my lp?"

Chiefsgirl nods

"It's 10?", asks Chiefsgirl.

Nyota chuckles at Kao and tosses down the bourbon.

"you all coming?", asks Ron.

Cgee turns off the camera and starts packing up the video equipment


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