FED MEET AND GREET
with MADONNABOI, BARON of VOGUE


November 3, 2002


Wolfyn looks over the crowd as she makes her way to the stage.

Wolfyn is really looking for food, but makes it appear professional.

Rasal gets the 1 groat bills ready.. "Dance! Dance!"

Wolfyn exclaims, "Food! Food!"

Madonnaboi laughs

"Ok, but you still have to dance.", says Rasal with a wink.

Wolfyn exclaims, "Ladies and Gentlemen... welcome to tonight's Meet and Greet!"

Wolfyn exclaims, "Our guest to night is... Madonnaboi, Baron of Vogue!"

Wolfyn waves Madonnaboi to the stage.

Madonnaboi struts his way to the stage and parks it on a stool

Wolfyn grins.

Wolfyn asks, "Madonnaboi, tell us some history. How did you find Fed, and how long have you been playing?"

Madonnaboi says, "well, my room mate at college plays fed and he introduced me to it"

Madonnaboi says, "i've been playing since March"

"Of this year?", asks Wolfyn.

Madonnaboi says, "my room mate was Timberwolf"

Madonnaboi says, "yes"

"Ah.", smiles Wolfyn.

"march 2002", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn asks, "Did Timberwolf help you through your early ranks?"

Madonnaboi says, "actually no"

Madonnaboi says, "he introduced me to Blirish, and she helped me through my early ranks"

"her and Kimba", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn nods.

"is timberwolf relation to wolfyn ?", asks Jamel.

Wolfyn winks and says, "Very distant cousin only."

Madonnaboi grins

Wolfyn never roomed with Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "i had to live with timberwolf for about 4 months, very interesting"

Wolfyn asks, "Can you say why?"

Cen says, "Would have thought there would have been a corpse after two"

Madonnaboi says, "well, he's a religious boy, then there's me"

"i died laughing at his first reaction when he walked in", says Madonnaboi.

Jamel says, "yes"

Ruy feels sorry for Timberw..uuhhh...Madonnaboi

Cen says, "Either Ruy either"

Madonnaboi says, "i had Madonna all over the room"

"Oh my.", says Wolfyn.

"but he and i always got along really good", says Madonnaboi.

"Is that where the Madonnaboi name came from?", asks Wolfyn.

Madonnaboi says, "yeah"

"i'm a huge madonna fan", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "just ex me and you'll see"

>ex madonnaboi
Wearing a black corset with a cone bra on top and long black pants, MadonnaBoi has a long blonde ponytail just like from the Blonde Ambition Tour.

Madonnaboi says, "lord, the scroll"

Sistertwo laughs

"remind me to never say that in a full room", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn blushes.

Wyldcat chuckles

"Nice, er.. bra.", says Wolfyn.

Madonnaboi grins

"funny, it didnt scroll for us, MB", says Silverkat.

Wolfyn asks, "What did you find in Fed that made you stay on?"

Esperanza whispers to Wolfyn "He left out the 6" heels

"those are in another outfit i have", says Madonnaboi.

"i stole those from Redspice", says Madonnaboi.

Redspice KNOWS they are...

Wolfyn chuckles.

"So that's where they went!", exclaims Ditzy.

Madonnaboi grins

Madonnaboi says, "well, the people made me stay in fed more than anything"

"there's not much fun in just hauling", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn was hoping to hear hauling from someone.

Sistertwo thinks MB stay because of the guys. ;)

Madonnaboi laughs

"well, that too", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "there are some fine guys in this game"

Wolfyn smiles, "Ahhh...."

Wolfyn asks, "How long did it take you to get a planet?"

Madonnaboi says, "about 4 days"

Wolfyn says, "Wow."

"i had awesome facs", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn asks, "Where were they?"

Madonnaboi says, "all 12 were on wolfy"

"and that's the planet wolfy, my planets weren't on wolfyn", says Madonnaboi.

Jazir chuckles

"facs", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn felt a little overendowed.

Madonnaboi laughs

"I don't think planets would FIT on Wolfyn", says Ditzy.

"i didnt think wolfyn was that big", says Jamel.

Placebo smiles, "I was about to say.. Flea Factories aren't very profitable."

"Oh lord, 8 cups aren't going to enough anymore.", says Rasal.

"You named your planet Vogue - what does that mean?", asks Wolfyn.

Madonnaboi says, "the song Vogue"

Madonnaboi says, "you know, the popular dance song from the 90"

Madonnaboi says, "i used to be a drag queen, and that was my song of choice"

Madonnaboi says, "i know the entire dance"

"so i named my planet that", says Madonnaboi.

Kup thinks flea factories can be profitable but the inputs can hurt.

Wyldcat chuckles

Wolfyn asks, "Is it devoted to Madonna as well?"

Madonnaboi says, "oh yeah"

"i just built a shrine to Madonna on it", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn smiles, "Oooo."

Madonnaboi says, "it has a golden statue of Madonna"

"Is that your favorite location, or do you have another?", says Wolfyn with a wink.

"nah", says Madonnaboi.

"i have a jail cell that you get thrown into if you try to get any of my mobiles", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "and there's no way out of the jail cell"

Sistertwo giggles

"but there's a spoon object in it", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "if you get spoon, you dig a tunnel to the basement of my bar"

Wolfyn grins.

"i think it's a wonderful and fun little location", says Madonnaboi.

Wyldcat grins

"The jail or the basement.", says Wolfyn with a wink.

Madonnaboi says, "the jail"

Wolfyn grins.

"but i do have a bottle of vodka in the basement", says Madonnaboi.

"but it's never there", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "superdave is always taking it"

"No you don't. I drank it", says Esperanza.

Wolfyn blinks.

"yeah, esperanza took it too", says Madonnaboi.

"And if they take it, do they get thrown back in jail?", asks Wolfyn.

"nah", says Madonnaboi.

"they can have it", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn says, "Must be cheap stuff then."

"the funniest thing though is, i have a turtle that will bite you", says Madonnaboi.

"and Neka and Sistertwo got a good bite", says Madonnaboi.

Sistertwo nods

Cen refrains

Wolfyn says, "Ouch."

Sistertwo winks and says, "my finger still hurt from it."

Neka nods and shows you her ouwie!

Madonnaboi says, "there's also a shark in the ocean water"

Redspice gives Sistertwo the receipt for "Turtle soup"

"they dont' kill you, just give you a little giggle", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn winks and says, "Sounds like a hazardous place."

Madonnaboi says, "not at all"

"Just the bedroom", says Cen.

Sistertwo thanks Redspice and will try to make it later. :)

"there's only one death loc on vogue", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "and you have to be really stupid to walk into it"

Wolfyn hopes he's not talking about the bedroom!

Wyldcat wants to go find it now. LOL

Madonnaboi laughs

Sistertwo laughs

"Sistertwo found it", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi grins

"Maybe you would have to be stupid to go into the bedroom, too", smiles Ron.

Neka rubs her turtle bite

"there is no bedroom on vogue", says Madonnaboi.

"Have you ever been Fed-married?", asks Wolfyn.

Madonnaboi says, "oh lord, i knew it was coming"

Sistertwo chuckles

Wyldcat chuckles

Madonnaboi says, "i've been married twice, and i'm engaged now"

Ditzy grins

Wolfyn exclaims, "Do tell!"

Madonnaboi says, "my first marriage was to Zeroz"

"but it lasted a week", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "we both had our eyes on a woman"

Madonnaboi says, "so we parted to go after them"

"Um, okay.", says Wolfyn.

"I thought I put that inflatable doll away.", says Cen.

Madonnaboi laughs

Madonnaboi thwaps cen

"my second husband was Oakan", says Madonnaboi.

Kattie giggles

Madonnaboi says, "i'm sure you all remember him"

Jamel says, "'ummm no"

Madonnaboi says, "but he DDed one day and i had no clue"

Wolfyn nods.

"so i was widowed there", says Madonnaboi.

"I don't think I did that one", says Ron.

"you didn't", says Madonnaboi.

"so your a widower ?", asks Jamel.

Madonnaboi says, "he got bored with fed"

"and DDed", says Madonnaboi.

Cen asks, "Any inheritance?"

"we still talk by email though", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "nope, no inheritance"

Madonnaboi says, "i was always the richer one"

Jamel says, "geez that blows"

Madonnaboi says, "and now, i'm engaged to Placebo"

Madonnaboi says, "who is here now"

"Oh my! Congratulations!", exclaims Wolfyn.

"You can see his track record Place", says Cen with a wink.

Madonnaboi says, "thank you"

Madonnaboi laughs

Kattie smiles

"Any date or plans yet?", asks Wolfyn.

Jamel wonders if placebo has life insurance

Madonnaboi says, "oh, we've done had dates"

"just ask cen about the belfry incident", says Madonnaboi.

"For a wedding!", exclaims Wolfyn.

Madonnaboi says, "he walked in on us"

"shhh", says Placebo.

Madonnaboi laughs

"It smelled funny", says Cen.

Wolfyn grins.

Madonnaboi thwaps cen

Sistertwo is glad she wasnt there. ;)

Madonnaboi says, "in fact, i'm going to Horsell tonight"

Madonnaboi says, "i finished my time machine tonight"

Rasal makes note to avoid the belfry then.

Jamel asks, "do u plan on duking ?"

"Congratulations! Going to make a Vogue duchy?", asks Wolfyn.

Madonnaboi laughs

Madonnaboi says, "no no no"

Madonnaboi says, "i like being a Baron"

Wolfyn nods.

"i have a wonderful Duchess, and i don't want to leave her", says Madonnaboi.

Sistertwo grins and hugs her little brother

Madonnaboi has given Sistertwo a sloppy hug!

Wolfyn smiles.

Wolfyn asks, "What was your most embarrassing moment in Fed - outside of the belfry?"

"hmmmmm, let me think", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "oh yeah...LOL"

"my very first death", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "i fell for the fly 3 south of mercury trick"

Jazir grins

"Oh no.", smiles Wolfyn.

Madonnaboi says, "went right into the sun"

Snowlily chuckles

Wolfyn asks, "What were you supposed to be looking for there?"

Madonnaboi says, "Timberwolf"

Ditzy asks, "Forgot the sun screen?"

Ron says, "Madonna"

Wolfyn laughs.

Madonnaboi says, "nah, Madonna is on my wall"

Ron says, "Oh..I thought you were looking for the madonna blowup doll"

Madonnaboi says, "that's under the bed"

Madonnaboi grins

Snowlily giggles

Sistertwo rolls her eyes

Jamel says, "i think madonna is being held captive in private"

Wolfyn asks, "Well, you've talked about several men in your Fed-life, have there been any ladies?"

"there was one", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "but i don't know if i should mention a name though"

"Aside from Madonna, I assume.", says Wolfyn.

"yeah", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi laughs

"i would go for madonna, but i'd have to strap a board to my butt to avoid falling in", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn chuckles and blushes.

Snowlily laughs

Ron says, "You wouldn't if you had a really BIG GUN"

"but let's just say yes, i have one female love in this game", says Madonnaboi.

Redspice laughs

Wolfyn smiles.

"i still talk to her everyday", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi says, "or try to"

Madonnaboi says, "she usually ends up iming me"

Wolfyn nods.

Ditzy smiles.

Wolfyn asks, "If you could change something in Fed, what would it be?"

Madonnaboi says, "my stupid mistake of DDing"

Wolfyn laughs.

Snowlily grins and winks at MB

"i'm sure most know what i'm talking about", says Madonnaboi.

Jazir chuckles

"not me", says Jamel.

"not me", says Wyldcat.

Jazir hasn't heard this one :)

"we won't go there though", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn doesn't either.

"just ask me afterwards", says Madonnaboi.

"Does anyone have questions for Madonnaboi tonight?", asks Wolfyn.

"Nothing politically correct", smiles Cen.

Ditzy smiles so sweetly.

Madonnaboi laughs

Wolfyn chuckles.

"i think you'll be asking the questions Wolfyn...LOL", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn asks, "It looks like it! What are the plans for your trip tonight?"

Madonnaboi says, "just have fun"

Wyldcat says, "got a q"

"and celebrate my time machine being done", says Madonnaboi.

"i spent about 4 gigs on it, i just as well use it", says Madonnaboi.

Madonnaboi laughs

Wolfyn asks, "Are we invited?"

Wolfyn grins.

"everyone is invited", says Madonnaboi.

"Oooo, where will you be going from?", asks Wolfyn.

"i intend on warping after the M&G", says Madonnaboi.

Wyldcat raises his hand, and waits patiently. :)

"probably just step outside of the bar", says Madonnaboi.

Wolfyn asks, "Wyldcat?"

"cause i can't port from a public location", says Madonnaboi.

Snowlily asks, "why not MB?"

"it's in the fed rules", says Madonnaboi.

"You can port... just can't warp", says Ron.

"no timewarping from public locs", says Madonnaboi.

"why are you not going to duke?", asks Wyldcat.

"That didn't stop someone from warping at their meet another time.", says Rasal with a wink.

Kup remembers Snowstar time warping the whole MG once ;)

"That was why the rule was made", says Ron.

Wolfyn gets warpsick and throws up on everyone when taken by mistake.

Jazir grins

Wolfyn says, "I think it was actually in effect before then."

Kup laughs

Madonnaboi says, "b/c i promised Sistertwo i would never Duke unless she DDed or Dreamy filled and needed a spillover"

Wolfyn smiles at Sistertwo.

Sistertwo nods and smiles

Sistertwo smiles, "I got a sweet little brother."

Wyldcat smiles

Madonnaboi says, "sistertwo is a mobile on my planet too"

Madonnaboi says, "she's the nurse in the hospital"

Sistertwo chuckles

Wolfyn smiles, "Well, I'd like to thank you for being our guest tonight, and we'll let everyone willing gather for your celebration warp tonight."

Ditzy chuckles.

Madonnaboi says, "awesome"

Madonnaboi says, "i have to wait for jerden to get his butt online"

Madonnaboi says, "he wants to try the WHOOSH out in Horsell"

Wolfyn turns to the audience. "Join us next week, when our guest will be... I don't have the schedule.:)

Wolfyn says, "I think Raphael is next Sunday."

Ron applauds Wolfyn

Ditzy claps for Wolfyn and Madonnaboi

Kup applauds

"Thank you again, congratulations, and good luck!", exclaims Wolfyn.

Madonnaboi grins

"thank you thank you", says Madonnaboi.


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