FED MEET AND GREET
with DATASPACE HOSTESS UNIQUETTE


January 26, 2003


Wolfyn winks and says, "Well, since Galin has flown the coop temporarily, we'll let Uniquette talk about him first"

Wolfyn exclaims, "Welcome to Tonight's Meet and Greet folks!"

Ford passes a frosty cold Boston Lager to Uniquette to wet her lips.

Wolfyn crawls up on the stage.

Uniquette takes it willingly and chugs it down to settle her nerves.

"Thanks Ford", says Uniquette with a wink.

"No charge", smiles Ford.

Wolfyn exclaims, "Let's welcome tonight's guest... Uniquette!"

"OooOlll A drunk DSHostess.", smiles Sirglec.

Ops exclaims, "Wooooohooooo!!!!!"

Uniquette squirms wildly "Acckk!! Stop that!!"

"Welcome Uni", smiles Lobo.

Sirglec applauds loudly!

Wolfyn helps Uni stumble up to the stage.

Ford stands and claps!

Uniquette hicups as she steps up "Ok... I'm ready!"

Ops laughs!

"oo uni's guest?", asks Thalya.

Wolfyn asks, "Are you ready for this?"

Uniquette winks and says, "Better question... are all of you ready?"

Wyldcat chuckles

Wolfyn grins.

Sirglec nods.

Lobo shakes his head

Lobo buys a beer for the occasion...

Wolfyn asks, "Well, let's start with Galin's usual first question... when and how did you find Fed?"

Ford says, "Don't ne neverous Uni, your among friends. Well accept for those of us present."

"Let's see... actually I followed a couple of friends in here. We had met outside of Fed and when they found it, they asked me to come in and try it.", says Uniquette.

Wolfyn says, "You called them friends, eh."

"Once in here, they spent all of their time laughing at me trying to figure out what I was doing", says Uniquette.

Uniquette winks and says, "I use the term loosely"

Wolfyn chuckles.

Ops asks, "Was the view from behind that compelling?"

Ford smiles, "I love loose women"

Wolfyn asks, "Was that on AOL?"

"I spent about 15 mins in the game and figured out if I was going to have a chance at all I needed to stop and read the manuals... yes I read them", says Uniquette.

"Yes it was. Right as Fed came to AOL", says Uniquette.

Wolfyn laughs.

"So you're really... old!", exclaims Wolfyn.

Uniquette winks and says, "Ancient"

Wolfyn mutters, "Er, you know what I mean."

"Who was around then?", asks Wolfyn.

"When was it?? 94 I started... 95 maybe", says Uniquette.

"Oh geesh. Shaver, C5Crewchief, Cryptosporidium, Zorbot... geesh... I can't even remember.", says Uniquette.

"Did you dress special fer M&G?", asks Ops.

Uniquette says, "NAMcD, AquaVerde"

Ford has his ducks in a row too.

Lobo says, "94, I think, Uni...cause I started in 94 and you were already here"

"Hey I like my duckies!", exclaims Uniquette.

Wolfyn grins.

>ex Uniquette
Uni is sporting her new flannel footsie pajamas with the big yellow duckies on them.

Uniquette says, "If I'd known I was going to be here tonight I would have looked up the old logs... sorry... I can't remember who else was here"

Uniquette slaps at Ops' hand. I like my duckies as they are!

"Did you get any help from anyone in particular, or just read the manuals?", says Wolfyn with a wink.

"The only duchies we had at that time were played by the hosts though", says Uniquette.

Ops winks and says, "I looksied... I didn't touch"

Uniquette asks, "Define help?"

Sitting on his favorite bar stool Galinfenner has just appeared.

"Er... wild orgies or directions.", says Wolfyn.

Ops says, "When one touches without looking... that's help"

"If you mean if I was shown the way out of the hospital when Pegasus killed me, then yes. If anyone gave me money... no", says Uniquette.

Ford nails Galin down.

Lobo smiles at Galin

Wolfyn grins.

Galinfenner grins

Uniquette says, "Of course I was shown out after they sat and laughed for 10 mins"

Wolfyn exclaims, "Of course!"

Uniquette says, "It was so embarrasing to have a male friend come pick me up with that damn hospital gown on"

Wolfyn chuckles.

"Good timing for him", says Lobo with a wink.

Wyldcat chuckles

Ops conjures up a draft...

Wolfyn exclaims, "You don't seem like you'd embarrass easily!"

Ford has never done M&G so no one knows where Maxofearl spent his first two weeks in Fed.

"So, Did I miss the shower class?", asks Galinfenner.

Uniquette winks and says, "You have to remember... I was young and shy at that point. Believe it or not... at one time I use to be sweet"

Wolfyn nods, "Riiiiiight."

Uniquette winks and says, "We're still talking groundhog and commander years Galin"

Galinfenner says, "ahh Ok"

Uniquette says, "No really... I was sweet...then I turned 2 and all hell broke lose"

Wolfyn smiles, "Do tell."

Lobo laughs...

"Who were your mentors when you were young?", asks Galinfenner.

Uniquette says, "I'd have to say Shaver and C5 again."

"I can't decide which Uni I liked better", says Ops.

Uniquette winks and says, "Trust me... this one"

Galinfenner grins

"I was like a little puppy dog witht hose two... just followed them around", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner asks, "How did you know those two?"

Ford loves puppy dogs.

"From outside of Fed... I had met them close to a year earlier", says Uniquette.

"I hope I'm not asking repetitive questions.", says Galinfenner.

"not yet", says Uniquette.

Wolfyn asks, "Would we notice?"

Uniquette says, "And then..."

Wolfyn flings the microphone to Galin and goes and sits in the corner.

Ops whispers that they were suckers for a short skirt that could haul...

"Like I said... I followed them around like a puppy dog until I was a captain... and met other people.", says Uniquette.

Wyldcat chuckles

Ford scraches Wolfie in all the right places.

Lobo looks at Ops..."aren't we all?"

Uniquette says, "I met another captain... Doc... he was so cute and just swept me off my feet."

Uniquette says, "When we had made Traders we had decided to wed."

"Shortest marriage in Fed history", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner says, "ahh. I remember that."

"Shaver got jealous or something?", asks Galinfenner.

Wolfyn asks, "Doc?"

"Yea... I can't remember the rest of his name", says Uniquette.

"I remember Doc.", says Ford.

"Dobber or something like that", says Galinfenner.

Uniquette says, "Yea... that's it... DocDobber I think"

Ford says, "He was in Mirror."

"He was lil Shaver with the big J?", asks Ops.

"i remember docdobber too", says Racingnut.

"Say it wasn't so...", says Ops.

Galinfenner asks, "Were there any others besides Doc?"

"Anyway.. .while we were celebrating our wedding with a reception... Shaver decided I shouldn't be married and DD'd my new husband", says Uniquette.

Uniquette says, "Right above earth"

Galinfenner nods

Wolfyn says, "Ut oh."

"Ping", says Ops.

Uniquette sniffles with the memory

Uniquette winks and says, "That's when I turned bad"

"He never returned if I remember right", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Ford says, "Damn, even I did do that when my ex ran away from home."

Ops rubs his hands together

"No... which was fine... I got over him. But it took me forever to forgive Shaver for it", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner laughs and nods

"The bad Uni...", smiles Ops.

Uniquette grins at Ops

Galinfenner asks, "At some point you recruited for staff. Do you remember when?"

"shaver was even more of a pain back then than he was now heh", says Racingnut.

"After than I got a little...hmmm... shall we say "free spirited"", says Uniquette.

Ops says, "I think I do remember that"

Galinfenner winks and says, "Yeah, he really was."

"With anyone in particular?", asks Galinfenner.

"decided I'd have a goal... something to look forward too", says Uniquette.

"What was the goal?", asks Galinfenner.

Ford passes around more pickled beer sausages.

Uniquette grins "To have sex on each of the planets"

Galinfenner chuckles

Ops says, "I always liked a woman that recruited for staff..."

Uniquette winks and says, "Of course there were only about a dozen at the time"

Galinfenner asks, "err.. yeah. Did you reach this goal?"

Lobo thinks Uni missed Trip...

"Uni, let me know if you'd like to repete that feat.", says Ford.

Uniquette says, "No... ran out of willing partners... with Shaver around"

Galinfenner chuckles

"Oh I will Ford", says Uniquette with a wink.

Wyldcat chuckles

Uniquette says, "So I had to take matters into my own hands"

"who's matter?", asks Galinfenner.

"No comment.", says Ford.

"At this time I was a merchant and found the best past time anyone could think of", says Uniquette.

Ops smiles, "She's something"

Galinfenner asks, "Taking showers ?"

Uniquette grins at Galin "bingo"

Galinfenner chuckles

Wolfyn grins.

"Can you give us an example?", asks Galinfenner.

"At this point I knew I was top on the spybeam list... I had comments constantly about the planets.", says Uniquette.

Dizzyana claps hands loves bingo..hehehe

Uniquette asks, "Like what Galin?"

Galinfenner winks and says, "Your showering past time"

"Irredescent?", asks Ops.

Uniquette laughs "you just want to see me strip"

Galinfenner says, "well,"

Galinfenner coughs

Thalya winks and says, "I think galin really really wants a shower with you. He just won't let up"

Lobo nods

Galinfenner chuckles

"No comment.", says Galinfenner.

"Fun part was when the PO's watching just couldn't keep their mouth shut and had to make comments to me", says Uniquette.

Uniquette says, "I was in the privacy of my own ship... I could show if I wanted to"

Galinfenner asks, "You taught a class at one time about it didn't you?"

Ops asks, "Shower class?"

Galinfenner vaguely remembers that

Wolfyn wants to sign up!

"Yes I did. Had to try to teach others how to have fun and play with the spybeams... they're so much more fun if you play with them instead of run from them", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner nods

Sirglec wants all the ladies to sign up.

"Wolfyn, I'm the only one who might be spying you.", says Galinfenner.

"Oh... not just ladies... guys can enjoy a good shower also", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner chuckles

"But the whole game of the spybeams is you have to be young so that more can watch. No tuning 9.. that's where they all should be talking about you", says Uniquette with a wink.

Ops smiles, "Shower class might have been more scintillating... dazzling even"

Uniquette grins at Ford "There might have been one or two with me "

"It was a good time.", says Galinfenner.

Galinfenner winks and says, "Many a PO was wishing they could get into her ship"

"No, can I enjoy one with you?", says Ford with a wink.

Uniquette laughs 'Hmm... no Ford'

"Yes dear", says Ford with a frown.

"I'm thinking there was a few that wanted in there", says Uniquette.

"Only if you buy her a Flaming Bimbo first", says Lobo with a wink.

"Ok, so at some point you left that all behind?", asks Galinfenner.

"Actually people were really intense on me getting clean... you could hear the moans across the universe when I'd drop the soap", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner rolls

Galinfenner turns on the air conditioner

"Yes... I did... I met someone special and we took it private. Promoted to JP so we couldn't be spied", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner asks, "Getting warm in here or what?"

Galinfenner asks, "Who was that?"

"I thought it was comfortable", says Uniquette.

"Gizmo was his name", says Uniquette.

"and all that while I was a lowley captain. No wonder I never bothered to get my own beam.", says Ford.

Ops thought it might have been the lucky soap ;)

"Were you one of those that stayed at JP forever and ever?", asks Galinfenner.

"All was good but we kept it secret... Shaver fear", says Uniquette.

"ahh. Right", says Galinfenner.

Uniquette grins at Ops "some wanted to be the soap"

Galinfenner says, "For those that don't know, at that time JP's could not be spied."

"Anyway... he decided we really needed to hide the fact that there was something and married someone else for a cover", says Uniquette.

"JP was best rank in those times", says Lobo.

Galinfenner asks, "really? Who'd he marry?"

Jazir nods

Galinfenner looks interested

Galinfenner winks and says, "You never told me all this stuff"

Uniquette says, "some bimbo... jasmine something or other"

Wolfyn grins and watches Galin salivate.

Galinfenner chuckles

Uniquette grins "I have my secrets"

"Did Jasmine know the truth?", asks Galinfenner.

"I'm not sure... but it didn't matter... it was a sex thing only for him as it turned out.", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner asks, "You were or she was?"

Uniquette says, "Me... because he did all of this without me knowing about it... so I wasn't important enough to him."

Uniquette winks and says, "That's when I decided fair's fair"

Galinfenner asks, "I see. What'd you do?"

"After that, I loved them and then left them.", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner grins

Galinfenner asks, "Who else was there?"

"And started working on my promotions", says Uniquette.

Uniquette asks, "As for men?"

Galinfenner nods

Uniquette grins "A couple of others"

"What were their names?", asks Galinfenner.

Uniquette winks and says, "I'm not sure I want to say their names"

Galinfenner says, "Ok .."

Wolfyn grins.

Thalya winks and says, "cheap"

"Some things have to kept private until the next time I'm here", says Uniquette with a wink.

Lobo grins..

Rasal smiles, "Would a bribe jar your memory?"

"Were there any women?", asks Galinfenner.

Uniquette laughs

Uniquette asks, "Every man's fantasy huh Galin?"

"Well...", says Galinfenner.

Sirglec watches Uni squirm.

Galinfenner shifts in his seat

Lobo types BRIBE 200...but gets no response...

Uniquette winks and says, "No... no women... I like my meat too much"

Wolfyn rolls.

Galinfenner snorts

Galinfenner says, "Ok, so you worked on promotions."

Sirglec dies laughing.

Rasal buys Uni a steak.

"Yes I did", says Uniquette.

Ford bust out laughing.

Galinfenner says, "I remember you talking me into getting the barbells."

Galinfenner says, "I died."

Uniquette laughs

Galinfenner asks, "You remember that?"

"Because you were too trusting dear", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner winks and says, "Last time I did anything for a pretty face"

"Well, almost.", says Galinfenner.

Uniquette winks and says, "oh please... you still do"

Galinfenner asks, "SO when did you become a PO?"

Galinfenner changes the subject quickly

"I use to pull that with the tdx... is that what it was?", asks Uniquette.

"pull what? Give it to someone?", asks Galinfenner.

"ah the lovely tdx", says Thalya.

Sirglec frowns.

Uniquette winks and says, "Use to sweet talk snerts into helping me... have them grab the tdx and then tell them I didn't need it...just to drop it"

Galinfenner rolls

Galinfenner exclaims, "You were bad!"

"no... I just needed to practice my innocent face...", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner asks, "any other tricks you want to share with us?"

Uniquette looks surprised "Oh my goodness... I didn't know it would do that!"

Wolfyn laughs!

Galinfenner chuckles

Lobo laughs...

Uniquette says, "Let's see... the caves"

Galinfenner listens

"Anyone remember the caves?", asks Uniquette.

"On mars?", asks Lobo.

Uniquette winks and says, "My name is still probably carved in the wall... my notching post"

Galinfenner grins

Wolfyn looks clueless.

Galinfenner asks, "Mercury caves?"

"Caves are nice", says Thalya.

Uniquette winks and says, "yep"

Galinfenner asks, "What'd you do there?"

"Spent a lot of tim ein there yesterday", says Thalya with a wink.

Uniquette says, "I was imortalized on at least a dozen planets"

Uniquette exclaims, "Thalya do you know what those caves are really used for? You naughtly lady!"

Galinfenner winks and says, "I'm sure you could give her some pointers"

"At what point did you become staff?", asks Galinfenner.

"point x of course", says Thalya.

Uniquette says, "I became a Nav when I was JP... use to edit the newsletter and so forth"

Galinfenner nods

"You were in charge of greeters at some point too weren't you?", asks Galinfenner.

Uniquette says, "I became a hostess right before or right after I because Duchess"

Uniquette says, "Oh yea... I was wasn't I."

Galinfenner winks and says, "After"

Galinfenner says, "Funny, I remember your history better than you do. LOL"

Uniquette says, "There was about 60 of them at the time. We had to have a full crew"

Galinfenner nods

"Good thing one of us has a good memory", says Uniquette with a wink.

Galinfenner says, "I wouldn't go that far."

Uniquette grins

Galinfenner asks, "So eventually they made you a hostess. DO you remember when that was?"

Uniquette winks and says, "It was actually fun busting greeters having sex while on duty"

Zyphr grins and takes a seat...

Galinfenner remembers that ;)

Ford hands Uni another frosty cold Boston Lager.

Lobo exclaims, "ooOOooOOoo!"

"Nav-sex...nothing like it!", exclaims Lobo.

"Greeters bust?", asks Ops.

"It was in the fall. I can't remember the exact date. I had just became a duchess... Mags was the manager of the game at the time", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner nods

Galinfenner says, "MagsT1000 or something like that."

Uniquette says, "It use to be said that hosts couldn't be players. He asked me if I'd become a host and I didn't want to lose my planet... he let me keep it"

"Yea.. that was it", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner nods

"They were big on that then", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Uniquette says, "So I became a Hostess"

"I won the meanest Fed Hostess contest 3 years in a row", says Uniquette.

"Why do you think Federation draws people?", asks Galinfenner.

Wyldcat chuckles

"meanest, ha", says Thalya.

Galinfenner exclaims, "You were the only one for three years!"

Galinfenner snickers

Uniquette exclaims, "Oh thanks Galin... ruin my story!"

Wyldcat chuckles

"Maybe it was meanest Fed Staff", says Uniquette.

"hee hee. Just keeping the story straight", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Uniquette smirks

"That could be. YOu and Fireimp were neck and neck usually", says Galinfenner.

Galinfenner just bounced around and ate chocolate bunnies back then

"yes but he usually wimped out when it got tough", says Uniquette.

"you still do, you animal cruelest", says Thalya.

"Oh I remember those bunnies", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner nods

"FireImp....Gad...haven't heard that name in awhile", says Lobo.

Zyphr squirms...

"Who else was there back then", says Uniquette.

Ford says, "Nor have I."

Galinfenner looks around the room

"I mean for hosts?", asks Uniquette.

"Oh, it was you me and Impy", says Galinfenner.

"OH!!!", shouts Uniquette.

Uniquette says, "My milestones"

"You thought of another one?", asks Galinfenner.

Uniquette says, "I was the first person on AOL to be flogged"

Galinfenner smiles, "ahh."

Jazir chuckles

"and rightfully so", says Lobo.

Lobo winks

Ford says, "Ohhhh, wish I had a log of that."

Ops *cracks!*

Uniquette says, "Not funny... scared the hell out of me"

Lobo loves public floggings...

"Heh, it was pretty funny", says Galinfenner.

Uniquette says, "enjoying myself on my own planet and the next thing I know Ming is there"

Uniquette says, "well... not enjoying myself THAT way"

Galinfenner smirks

Uniquette exclaims, "Didn't say a word... just flogged me!"

Esperanza stifles a giggle

Lobo snickers

Zyphr is sure you deserved it... ;)

"And ever since your into this flogging thing?", asks Ford.

"I use to fight with Crypto all the time. Now that was fun", says Uniquette.

Uniquette winks and says, "As long as I'm doing the flogging Ford"

Galinfenner asks, "Crypto? you fought with Crypto?"

"Yes dear.", says Ford.

Lobo remembers the Cryptosporidium clone area

Uniquette says, "Constantly... if he wasn't slapping me, I was slapping him."

"err...era", says Lobo.

Uniquette says, "You do Lobo... great.. that leads into my next story"

"i enjoyed my share of crypto", says Thalya with a wink.

Galinfenner winks and says, "ahh, the little crypto's he'd use to test the game."

Lobo smiles...

"Ok, next?", asks Galinfenner.

Esperanza remembers 150 crypto groundhogs once

Adrenaline has just arrived.

Uniquette says, "Some people didn't like the idea that we (me and Crypto) kept the slapping thing up so it had to be put into the code that you couldn't slap someone above you"

"Players couldn't slap hosts, hosts couldn't slap staff... so on...", says Uniquette.

Ford says, "I miss the AOL chat rooms where we spent 99.9% of our playing time."

Thalya has slapped Uniquette in the face!

"Anyway... he brings in 500 of these things to test the game..", says Uniquette.

Adrenaline chuckles

"We tried to get him to make little uni's and fundroids but he wouldn't buy into it.", says Galinfenner.

Uniquette says, "We watched them all buy a ship and then go to a room off the lp on earth."

Adrenaline remembers those too well

Lobo nods and snickers...

Uniquette says, "as we were talking about them Crypto told me that if you gave them groats they'd talk to you..."

Uniquette says, "Well of course... I had to try it"

"I teleported into the room and started giving out groats, but none would talk to me", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner grins

"So I spied one...", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner nods

Uniquette says, "He had coded EVERY SINGLE one of them to slap me when I walked into the room"

Wolfyn laughs!

Galinfenner says, "hee hee hee"

Wyldcat laughs

Jazir laughs

Uniquette says, "But it all back fired... they were players... I was a host... none of the slaps worked"

Zyphr chuckles

Uniquette smirks

Galinfenner says, "Crypto had a great sense of humor."

Galinfenner snickers

Uniquette says, "He did if you could get past the gruffness"

"Got mad at me once in CDs... finally called me out to the hall", says Uniquette.

"I thought I was in so much trouble...", says Uniquette.

Racingnut says, "never had much opportunity to talk with him"

Galinfenner nods

Uniquette says, "Teleported me to Horshell and left me there for 4 days waiting for me to apologize to him."

"what'd you do?", asks Galinfenner.

Galinfenner asks, "I mean, to piss him off?"

"Taught showers to the publican?", asks Wolfyn.

Uniquette laughs "All I had to do was open my mouth and he was pissed"

Uniquette winks and says, "it's a trait of mine"

Galinfenner laughs

Lobo laughs!

Rasal can see how that works. ;)

Uniquette says, "Actually I think he made a snide comment to me and I slapped him"

Ops says, "...after a few pints"

"He really left you there for 4 days? You didn't try suicide to get out?", asks Galinfenner.

Uniquette says, "Hazed, Bella and Freya all sat there and let him do it"

Galinfenner snickers

"Tried... you couldn't suicide out", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner grins

"And me being as stubborn as I am... I refused to apologize", says Uniquette.

"Crypto was coller than I had thought.", says Ford.

Thalya winks and says, "who would apologize to crypto anyways"

"So what happened?", asks Galinfenner.

Ops smiles, "Backbone"

"at that time, no one had the guts to say anything to him other than "yes sir"", says Uniquette.

Ford says, "Cooler too"

"I like the cooler better... curves aren't bad", says Ops.

"I think he got bored with his captive after the 4 days. I came back into the game and was on earth", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner says, "ahh."

Uniquette winks and says, "Crypto is actually one of the reasons why I'm at where I'm at in RL right now"

Wolfyn asks, "Really?"

Galinfenner asks, "What do you mean?"

Galinfenner listens close

"oh?", asks Lobo.

"so many naughty things to reply to that comment with", says Thalya with a wink.

Galinfenner nods

Uniquette says, "He had a habit of talking to everyone as morons... he caught me on a bad day and I told him just what I thought of him..."

Ford listens.

"I left the game and didn't return for 2 days figuring I was fired...", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner says, "Hee hee"

Uniquette says, "When I did come back him and Bella were discussing code... and every once in a while he'd through in "for those who don't understand that means ...""

Galinfenner nods

"It took another 2 weeks of that before I'd acknowledge that I heard anything he said", says Uniquette.

"he did that when discussing grimm's fairy tales. he liked doing that uni", says Thalya with a wink.

Uniquette says, "After that we use to sit up all night and talk about code"

Uniquette winks and says, "hence... where I am now"

Galinfenner smiles, "I remember the lessons on the internet and how it works"

Uniquette nods

Uniquette says, "yes.. that was after I understood a lot of what was going on."

Galinfenner asks, "What do you like best about Federation?"

"OH!! Speaking of moving to the internet... I am also the proud owner of the first account made here", says Uniquette with a wink.

Galinfenner asks, "Really? Unicorn?"

"That's a hard question. There's a lot of things I use to like about Fed. But alot has changed and I'm not back into the flow of things yet.", says Uniquette.

Uniquette says, "Uniquette had the first account"

Galinfenner says, "ahh"

"unicorn had the first duchy", says Thalya.

Lobo smiles, "Just let me add...it's great to see you back"

Uniquette says, "I believe you have the second and Unicorn has the 3rd"

"Thank you Lobo... hopefully I'm here to stay", says Uniquette with a wink.

"is there anything you'd like to see changed in Fed?", asks Galinfenner.

"I feel there's a whole new breed of people here for me to harrass and corrupt", says Uniquette.

Ford says, "We hope so too."

"I second that emotion...", says Lobo.

Lobo smiles...

Ops says, "Corrupt"

Galinfenner chuckles

Uniquette says, "I would like to see lower ranks in here again that are here for the roleplaying"

"never happen", says Lobo.

"too many alts...", says Lobo.

Uniquette says, "I'd like to see the showers again... the duchy wars... the total harrassment of some poor soul on 9"

"So what if there's an alt. Bring them in and keep them lower in rank and play with them.", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner nods

Uniquette says, "I'd also like to see players play their personna... if you're logged in as Lobo then be Lobo.. if you're logged in as an alt named Sam... then be Sam"

Lobo says, "sadly...the olds days are gone and past...trying to reacapture them is like trying to relive hisotry"

Zyphr wants Uni to convince Shaver to come back... especially since OG has made a recent appearence ;)

"Oh I don't think I could do that", says Uniquette.

Zyphr says, "Shaver loves you... if anyone could convince him, it would be you"

"I also would like to see players attack and start fights and wars with each other IN GAME and keep real life out of it", says Uniquette.

Uniquette scoffs

Galinfenner nods

"you missed the whole "he DD'd my husband" converation", says Uniquette with a wink.

"Can we get rid of the ban rule?", says Zyphr with a wink.

Zyphr didn't miss that conversation ;)

Racingnut says, "unfortunetly reliving history is all too frequent..and possible"

Galinfenner laughs

Uniquette says, "Only if we get rid of everything else"

Galinfenner asks, "Does anyone have a question for Uni?"

"ib has taken lots of steps to eliminate lots of the fun possibilities uni", says Thalya with a wink.

Uniquette winks and says, "And I do have the right to not answer any question I don't want to"

"Shucks, whats the fun of asking then?", asks Ford.

Uniquette asks, "That's true but they're also in the position where they have to worry about customers. Would you keep playing if everytime you put a lot of money into the game you DD'd and had to start over?"

Lobo asks, "the obvious question...what brought you back?"

"Only one way to find out Ford", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Rasal raises his hand.

Uniquette winks and says, "I'll answer all the fun ones"

"After Lobo's question, Rasal", says Galinfenner.

"Well Lobo, there was a couple of things that made me look into Fed again. One of them being that I finally had the time and wanted to see how things were going", says Uniquette.

Uniquette winks and says, "Then I figured you all needed some major help so I better start"

Lobo smiles...

"yep!", exclaims Lobo.

Galinfenner laughs

"Rasal?", asks Galinfenner.

Wolfyn grins.

Ford says, "Whatever the reason(s), we are glad your back."

Lobo has given Uniquette a warm hug!

Rasal asks, "I'm just wondering if this is one of those questions you'd answer?"

"Thank you Ford", smiles Uniquette.

"Ask and we'll see", smiles Uniquette.

"I just did.", says Rasal with a wink.

Esperanza thwaps Rasal with the butterfly net

Uniquette laughs

"Behave", smiles Esperanza.

Galinfenner chuckles

"No... I won't answer that one", says Uniquette.

"oh wait..", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner asks, "Anyone else?"

"damn!", exclaims Uniquette.

"what?", asks Galinfenner.

Uniquette says, "I answered it'"

Wyldcat chuckles

Galinfenner shakes his head

Lobo laughs..

Ford raises his hand.

Uniquette grins

"I thought it was something important", says Galinfenner.

"Ford", smiles Galinfenner.

"HEY!! Everything about me is important", says Uniquette.

"Uni, can you teach us all how to shower?", asks Ford.

"try soap ford", says Racingnut with a wink.

Galinfenner chuckles

Uniquette winks and says, "You really need taught too Ford... I can smell you from here"

Galinfenner says, "Ford can't get it out of his head"

Ford washes Rn's mouth out with soap.

Thalya says, "you're one to talk galin"

Uniquette says, "And Ford is a Duke... so it's no fun"

Galinfenner grins

Galinfenner says, "Right, showers don't work if only I can spy you"

Galinfenner smirks

Thalya says, "you can do the play by play galin"

"And do you really want Galin watching you in the showers?", asks Uniquette.

Zyphr grins at Ford...

Racingnut says, "oh am i that doity? per shame"

Galinfenner snickers

Uniquette winks and says, "Although... if you learn well... I may watch"

Wyldcat raises his hand

"if it converts him from sheep..", says Thalya.

Racingnut shoves the bar of soap down fords throat

"I lost my hip boots", says Galinfenner.

"Is that the same bar of soap from the showers?", asks Ops.

"howd ya know?", asks Racingnut.

Ford goggles bubbles.

Ops says, "That bar of soap has seen a lot...."

"Wyldcat..your question?", asks Galinfenner.

"He'd pass out if it was", says Uniquette with a wink.

Racingnut says, "hmmm hes tougher than i thought"

Wyldcat asks, "all things considered, what have you liked most, player, navigator, or hostess?"

"oh tough one...", says Uniquette.

"Or the soap?", asks Ops.

Uniquette winks and says, "obviously the soap"

Ford thinks she was a prety good boss of the News Droids.

"No... really", says Uniquette.

Thalya says, "everyone beat up galin for the soap"

Ops grins

Wyldcat chuckles

Galinfenner looks around

"They are really all so different. I would have to say Player first, Hostess second then Nav", says Uniquette.

"He does have it", smiles Esperanza.

Galinfenner says, "Now, no beating on the host."

"I liked the freedom I had as a player", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner asks, "Freedom? you mean the sex?"

Galinfenner grins

Racingnut says, "theres a difference? *runs*"

"and once I became part of Fed, I'm glad I have the powers", says Uniquette with a wink.

Uniquette says, "Yea the sex"

Uniquette says, "being able to say what I wanted to to players"

"Oh wait... I still do that", says Uniquette.

"I was gonna say..", says Galinfenner.

"No politics", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner asks, "No politics as staff or as player?"

"No having to stop what I was doing to make sure someone else behaved", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner nods

"As player.", says Uniquette.

Uniquette says, "Don't get me wrong... I love being a hostess too... it's all part of maturing through here"

"galin's the only one i've seen misbehave on this game", says Thalya.

Uniquette says, "Ran out of good sex partners... had to find something else to do"

Wyldcat chuckles

Thalya says, "no player misbehavors, that's for certain"

"Now you know why I'm here Thalya... to keep him in line", says Uniquette with a wink.

Lobo exclaims, "remember the chat rooms during crashes...Dang....we couldn't even roll dice without superision!"

"Bah Thal, you've seen nothing", says Galinfenner with a wink.

Racingnut remembers when misbehavin was all part of having fun in the game

"And I want that back Racing", says Uniquette.

Racingnut says, "most of em do..i know i miss it"

"so who has the guts to start the riots", says Uniquette.

"Yo.", says Rasal.

"riots are fun", says Thalya.

Galinfenner asks, "riots?"

Galinfenner looks nervous

Racingnut winks and says, "put the martian code in that theyve been promising for the past 8 years and that will be a riot"

"riots, wars, all of it", says Uniquette.

"Rrrrriots are an ugly ting. It's about time we had one!", says Rasal with a wink.

Galinfenner asks, "What? You miss the paperwork?"

Uniquette says, "But..."

"I want it ALL IC!! No OOC attacks", says Uniquette.

"the lover quarrels were good too on the comms and channels", says Uniquette with a wink.

Thalya says, "that's silly though"

"Oh, right. Good luck with that.", smiles Rasal.

Ford says, "Its bayou bedtime. I shall see you all on the morrow. Uni, I miss a lot of the old players but now that your back there is one less I have to miss. You did a great job tonight."

Uniquette says, "That's what makes this different than AOL"

Esperanza raises her hand

Racingnut says, "no ooc attacks? man u dont want much"

"you get two people rioting against each other, than one of them gets 15 various personalities from the first + 2 or 3 others who think there's really 15 other people that joined in and there's your super fun riot", says Thalya.

"Thanks Ford", smiles Uniquette.

"Yes Espy?", asks Galinfenner.

Uniquette says, "That takes me back to my earlier comment Thalya"

Esperanza asks, "What can we do to restore true IC role play to the game?"

Esperanza says, "It has never been a game you were censored for being OC"

Esperanza says, "But earlier Fedders seemed to understand role play better than now"

"because that was the fun of the game. Think about it...", says Uniquette.

"this was never role played other than buying drinks and some planets", says Thalya.

"Exactly", says Esperanza.

Esperanza asks, "So how do we get back to that?"

"I see it as still being a balance, Espie...I see just as much OOC as IC as before...", says Lobo.

Uniquette says, "It starts with one person and moves on from there. You have to know who to ignore that wants to ruin it"

Uniquette asks, "Does someone here have an alt that's willing to tell us who it is?"

"I need an example", says Uniquette.

"I have Squirrel on right now", says Esperanza.

"You know my alt is Satine", says Zyphr.

Esperanza says, "She's not really mine but I'm controlling her for the moment"

Galinfenner grins

Rasal is the alt of the Dread Nasalhog.

"there is probably as much IC here as before..it's just no one is looking for it as mjch", says Lobo.

Uniquette winks and says, "I'm not sure you're a good example Esperanza"

"Well", says Esperanza.

"Zyphr... tell me the difference between you and Satine", says Uniquette.

"Do you hang around the same people?", asks Uniquette.

"roleplaying all your different alts as different characters doesn't make better role play or solve alt problem", says Thalya.

Zyphr says, "Zyphr is gruff..."

Zyphr says, "nope... different set of folks"

Esperanza whispers to Rasal "Is she suggesting I'm squirrly?"

Wolfyn nods to Esperanza.

"Satine is sweet... romantic", says Zyphr.

"Zyphr is a flirt", says Zyphr.

Lobo laughs at Rasal

"She might have been.", says Rasal with a wink.

Uniquette grins "No Esperanza... but from talking with you the other night, it seems you keep your characters seperate"

Esperanza says, "Oh definitely"

"Unless I flip screens by accident..which can be very embarrassing", says Esperanza.

"Most people that come in here with alts use them strictly to fill a duchy", says Uniquette.

Galinfenner chuckles

Wolfyn loves it when Espy chatters.

Zyphr nods to Espy, "Amen sister! TESTIFY!"

Esperanza says, "Last night Squirrel was talking French on 9"

Uniquette winks and says, "Change colors on one and assign them so you know"

Lobo says, "I think IC is still very much here...as I said...we just don't segrogate it perhaps as we might have years ago.."

"But do you see what I'm saying here. When people bring in alts the first thing they do is tell all their friends", says Uniquette.

"that'll always happen uni", says Thalya.

Esperanza says, "Ummmmm"

"Or there are a few self-appointed people who make a practice of outing alts too", says Esperanza.

"even if it's not widespread, there's always the select couple they tell to maintain some ground with their character", says Thalya.

Zyphr agrees with Esperanza

Rasal chuckles and thinks of his five or so secret alts.... whoops.

"and the roleplaying sessions end up the small fun they have with that little group of people, not gamewide", says Thalya.

"Thalya but you don't seperate the alts... that's what needs to happen. Again... OOC needs to stay out of it. Thalya needs to treat Zyphr and Satine differently. Do you?", asks Uniquette.

Esperanza looks at Rasal. "I haven't told a soul about Nasalhog

Uniquette asks, "Do you try to include it game wide?"

"I don't know people or their alts so I don't have a choice", says Thalya.

Uniquette grins at Esperanza

"Shoot, everyone knows about Nasalhog anyway.", smiles Rasal.

"It's not that they can't know about who's who... but Rasal has to control Rasal and Nasalhog has to control Nasalhog", says Uniquette.

"doesn't it boil down to...RP is a skill and sometime a gift...no everyone wants to be anonymous", says Lobo.

Rasal snorts.

Wolfyn frowns and says, "Nothing can control that crotch-sniffing hog."

"If you're playing Nasalhog and someone has a question for Rasal... do you answer it?", asks Uniquette.

Thalya says, "that's fine but that has nothing to do with rping uni"

Rasal winks and says, "The mere idea of Nasalhog being controlled is laughable."

Wyldcat laughs

Zyphr agrees with Uniquette... "and people will forget who's alt is whos" ;)

"Oh hell no.", smiles Rasal.

"Why doesn't it Thalya... what's your definition of RPing?", asks Uniquette.

Wyldcat forgot who his alt is

Esperanza says, "But Rasal, Nasalhog can't talk"

"Pretending to be different people doesn't change their personalities or create a role playing environment specifically tuned towards the space age adult fantasy game", says Thalya.

Wolfyn asks, "So we all have to be aliens to roleplay?"

Rasal winks and says, "Snorting and grunting is talking. Just the rest of you can't understand it."

"you're not different people.. you're different personnas", says Uniquette.

Thalya says, "It just means two people who people think are differnet people that are really the same character personality but no one notices it."

Thalya says, "Well fine if one's a tiger from the growl system and one's a daisy from a flower patch they have different personas, but the majority of characters are joe schmoes that are just the rl person being themselves the majority of the time."

Uniquette says, "no Thalya.. you have it wrong. It doesn't matter who the person is... the personnas should be seperated"

Wolfyn nods.

Lobo says, "some people are more adept at developing alter personalities...those that aren't...don't stay anonymous very long"

Uniquette says, "that's why you want roleplaying"

Galinfenner asks, "Ok, anyone else have a question?"

Uniquette grins

"Did I answer the question that was asked?", asks Uniquette.

Lobo asks, "are you willing?"

Rasal raises his hand again.

"Am I willing to do what?", asks Uniquette.

Lobo says, "Oh wait...that was for next time"

Uniquette laughs

Galinfenner laughs

Lobo rearranges his protocol...

"Rasal... did you have a question?", asks Uniquette.

Rasal smiles, "Of course."

Uniquette is scared now.

Rasal cracks his knuckles.

Rasal asks, "Is two plus two really four, or is that some cruel lie we've been led to believe all these years?"

Wolfyn rolls her eyes.

"Well I wasn't suppose to tell... but it's a lie", says Uniquette.

Uniquette says, "It's really five"

Rasal says, "Just as I thought."

Jazir winks and says, "Fed code suddenly makes more sense...."

Wolfyn chuckles.

Galinfenner chuckles

Uniquette winks and says, "Thought that would help you understand it Jazir"

Galinfenner smiles, "Ok, I think this is a good time to end the show"

"Aww, this has been so interesting!", exclaims Wolfyn.

"I want to thank Uniquette for sitting in at the lat minute", says Galinfenner.

"Of course, now I owe her and she'll hold that over my head for years to come, but still.", says Galinfenner.

Galinfenner winks and says, "Thanks"

Wolfyn claps her paws.

Galinfenner smiles, "Next week our guest will be Gypsy"

"I'm still holding things over your head from years ago Galin", says Uniquette with a wink.

Jazir applauds and smiles :)

Zyphr grins and claps

Galinfenner asks, "heh, please can I have pictures?"

Zyphr winks and says, "I want GalinFenner M&G'd"

"Thanks everyone!", exclaims Galinfenner.

"Thank you all for coming and listening to my rambling. I'll be at CD's all next weekend", says Uniquette with a wink.

Galinfenner smiles, "I'll be doing one sometime this year Zyph."

"This year!", exclaims Zyphr.

Zyphr exclaims, "And -that- is supposed to appease me?!"

"i'll be at uni's all next weekend", says Thalya.

Uniquette jumps off the stage

Uniquette grins

Galinfenner smiles, "Later!"

"Night everyone.", smiles Wolfyn.

Uniquette exclaims, "thanks again everyone!"

Galinfenner has dropped the soap.

Galinfenner has picked up the soap.

Esperanza grabs the soap

Wolfyn averts her eyes.

Uniquette grins at Galin 'I'm not picking it up'

Lobo asks, "Are comments available?"

Galinfenner grins

Galinfenner has dropped the soap.

"aww.. c'mon", says Galinfenner.

Thalya has picked up the soap.

Uniquette laughs

Uniquette says, "No"

"ok", smiles Galinfenner.

Galinfenner waves


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