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EARTHDATE: January 2005

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In the Fed Funnies for January 2005:
POSTS OF THE MONTH
MOOD OF THE MONTH
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
ACT OF THE MONTH


POSTS OF THE MONTH

Stardate: 110346:4806 - Ferreri: If the board is blank and you post a message about the board being blank... is the board blank?
Stardate: 110346:4963 - Hazed: Kind of like: this board left intentionally blank.
Stardate: 110347:5260 - Nightdroid: This post accidentally left blank
Stardate: 110349:1649 - Art: I think I'm drawing a blank.
Stardate: 110350:1825 - Roger: No reports of anyone shooting blanks.
Stardate: 110351:1982 - Ferreri: If you get shot with a blank, does it hurt?
Stardate: 110351:3746 - Gandolf: HHmmm.. I'm drawing a blank on that one.
Stardate: 110351:5469 - Ferreri: Glad my name isn't Blank, would have been a bad day; getting intentionally left, accidentally left, drawn, shot, drawn again after being shot... not your best day.

Stardate: 110392:7305 - Ferreri: you can hear and not listen, look and not see, touch and not feel, but you can't play Fed and not have fun.

Stardate: 110437:8479 - Buddy: C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN DOS RUN!

Stardate: 110445:5465 - Cen: An electric air compressor - $50, An inflatable husband - $20, Watching your two year old niece drag it into the other room to give it a spanking? - Priceless.

Stardate: 110494:1194 - Gandolf: It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish. - J.R.R. Tolkien
Stardate: 110494:6461 - Hazed: I was going to join The Procrastination Society... but I'll do it tomorrow!
Stardate: 110496:1983 - Hal: I've been saying that for about six months now...

Stardate: 110498:5423 - Vlad: What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Stardate: 110511:8696 - Vlad: What's another word for synonym?

Stardate: 110532:6986 - Freya: Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. -- Max Frisch

Stardate: 110544:8569 - Hazed: Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open. -Sir James Dewar

Stardate: 110548:0564 - Art: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you.

Stardate: 110562:3172 - Vlad: Happy Thursday the 13th.....it is only slightly unlucky today...;)

Stardate: 110571:9491 - Hazed: Huygens probe has touched down on Titan! Whoo-hoo!
Stardate: 110573:1750 - Vlad: And immediately Titan filed a sexual harassment charge against Huygens;)

Stardate: 110580:9160 - Freya: If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it. -- Pierre Gallois

Stardate: 110583:4797 - Jolia: We could learn a lot from crayons...some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Stardate: 110590:5632 - Freya: About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. -- Herbert Hoover

Stardate: 110590:8293 - Art: Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

Stardate: 110592:0460 - Racingnut: The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.-Dolly Parton
Stardate: 110593:4230 - Jessecka: sometimes I just like to taste the rainbow

Stardate: 110597:1186 - Art: Why won't my answering machine answer any of my questions?
Stardate: 110597:1408 - Killer: It needs to understand the question first!

Stardate: 110599:0814 - Jessecka: Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity - MLK

Stardate: 110636:5975 - Jessecka: I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait.

Stardate: 110649:4639 - Squeeky: If it weren't for electricity we would all be watching television by candlelight. -- George Gobel

Stardate: 110657:5638 - Stirling: All [people] who have achieved great things have been dreamers. -Orison Swett Marden
Stardate: 110658:1933 - Hazed: That sounds like a good excuse to go back to sleep. :)
Stardate: 110659:2577 - Gandroid: Stop waking me up to read this silly board!
Stardate: 110659:4165 - Ferreri: Sometimes I dream about things to post on the board.

Stardate: 110675:0968 - Devaberial: Quoting others is the hallmark of the unimaginative.' - N. Davis

MOOD OF THE MONTH

Okay, who rubbed the lamp? It allowed Vlad to escape and now Vlad has left.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Vlad says, "I tried to put down world domination as my occupation on my tax forms, but the IRS sent it back saying that can only count as a hobby"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "eewwww...my ak job is a spider..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "I hope preserved means DEAD"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "I'd hate for this thing to get loose in my ship.."

ACT OF THE MONTH

Hazed puts on her poker face.
Hazed adds a coal-scuttle hat and fire-iron earrings.


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