POSTS OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 110709:3790 - Freya: Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light. -- C. V. R. Thompson
Stardate: 110721:1059 - Racingnut: Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn-t mean he lacks vision.-Stevie Wonder
Stardate: 110721:2365 - Djentsch: Success is not how high you climb, but how high you climb after you have fallen. General Goerge S. Patton
Stardate: 110722:1340 - Jessecka: Why does the doctor leave the room when you get undressed when he's gonna see you naked anyway.
Stardate: 110722:2708 - Killer: Because he needs to take an anti-laughter pill.
Stardate: 110723:1015 - Shiner: A friend in need is a friend indeed....Until that jerk asks for money, food, your car and your spare bedroom every single week of every single year for 20 years. Then, it's your spouse! Shiner, 2005. :)
Stardate: 110723:9421 - Xorith: I was born ahead of my time. Problem is, I was only born 15 minutes ahead." -- George Carlin
Following Fancy's post announcing Fedpardy:
Stardate: 110727:7759 - Killer: I can't join you tonight. It will be time for bed then.
Stardate: 110729:4546 - Ferreri: I can't believe it, a Killer with a bed time.... I'm just going to run through the streets after sundown.
Stardate: 110748:1247 - Art: Insanity is best left to those of us who know what we are doing.
Stardate: 110755:9220 - Gwarrior: You have to wonder... when they do lethal injection, do they sterilize the needles?
Stardate: 110757:0680 - Fraghappy: Why do they use artificial lemon flavor in my lemonade but real lemons in my dish detergent?
Stardate: 110761:9579 - Darkangel: The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit. -Eric Porterfield
Stardate: 110789:4798 - Darkangel: T,C&B intelligence report for Sumatra: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a livestock factory. oh great, now we have to stand in the airlock with cow parts raining down on us!!!
Stardate: 110803:8973 - Racingnut: Castillo: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a fruit factory. Now if only they'd have an increase in demand for applesauce
Stardate: 110809:0138 - Racingnut: Phobos: A serious warehouse fire seems likely to cause shortages of nitros. But it'll cause a huge demand in TNT
Stardate: 110810:4492 - Freya: The way to love anything is to realize it might be lost."-- G.K. Chesterton
Stardate: 110833:4056 - Racingnut: Castillo: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a radioactives factory. Whaddya know we got a Glow in the dark factory...no batteries required
Stardate: 110843:8808 - Archer: Wanted: Cloning facility to help with workboard jobs.
Stardate: 110849:1033 - Djentsch: For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Stardate: 110868:1449 - Iced: thought of the day: Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.--James Dean
Stardate: 110868:7183 - Fraghappy: Iced, it's impossible to live everyday like it's your last. There's a limit to my life savings and I sure as hell am not going to put up with all of those detentions for missed classes.
Stardate: 110874:9601 - Freya: The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive.
Stardate: 110889:0035 - Lagkiller: There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots....Tonight, I am one of them
Stardate: 110892:3956 - Fancy: Anyone capable of getting himself made president should on no account be allowed to do the job. -- Zaphod Beeblebrox
Stardate: 110892:8874 - Ferreri: If you want to be president one day, admit everything to a close friend and make sure it's recorded.
Stardate: 110892:7128 - Art: If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Stardate: 110896:3541 - Arlene: Remember to wear clothes when photographing reflective surfaces.
Stardate: 110905:1188 - Djentsch: Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand (Putt's Law)
Stardate: 110928:9692 - Ferreri: A properly written will is a dead giveaway.
Stardate: 110937:7136 - Ferreri: If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
Stardate: 110940:3659 - Djentsch: Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar." - Mark Twain
MOODS OF THE MONTH
Sit Down Strap In Shut Up And Hang On cause race instructor Racingnut is here.
with a hydrolic hiss of his power armor, Knight has left.
Having a conversation with the voices in her head, Jessecka is here.
Hoping he doesn't end up in the paper again Djentsch has left.
JOINT MOODS OF THE MONTH
I spent the nite at 'Tinas with Nomad and all I got was this lousy tshirt...Jordy has just arrived.
I spent the nite at 'Tinas with Jordy and all I got was my wallet stolen... Nomad has just arrived.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "you did hear that fed ex and ups will be merging right Racingnut?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "they will be called fed up :)"
Fraghappy asks, "Can a droid suffer from ADD?"
Nightdroid exclaims, "Well, I read a research article that said droids -- hey, look at the size of that cat!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Fraghappy, "Well, crap."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Desertwolf, "If your well has crap, you dug in the wrong place."
You know you're addicted to Fed when...
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "If while at work, and someone annoying is talking, you repeatedly wish you could turn off your comms, you might be addicted."
Maggie says, "Xyli was an angel, people don't quite realize"
Nightdroid says, "So was Satan."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Killer, "Killer rule No 1: Use hit and miss to buy futures"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Killer, "Killer rule No 2: Cross your fingers a lot"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Killer, "Killer rule No 3: Follow rules 1 and 2"
Your comm unit relays a message from Fraghappy, "I'm currently future-less. I'll go looking some more in a bit."
Your comm unit relays a message from Darkangel, "omg, i have no future"
Your comm unit relays a message from Darkangel, "Cries for hours"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "In most games, people tell you to "get a life" - this is the only one where you can get a future"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mushroom, "hello all! --- goooooooooooooooood morning..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Hi Mushroom"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You look like a fungi to be with"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Eldrane, "is there any way to get exits in the script to show in different colours?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kes, "You could use the olde lipstick on the monitor trick."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kodiak, "Good Morning <Insert alternative greeting more appropriate to your time zone or hibernation cyle here> Fed!"
Jordy says, "hmmm, my yahoo is doing something weird"
Nomad says, " whats it doing yahooooooooooooo"
Jordy says, "nope"
Jordy says, "more like ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (sputter, sputter)"
Nomad rofl
DROPPED TB OF THE MONTH
Elijah winks, "tb Maggie I'm on my way to bed. But we'll do it soon... I want the inside scoop on all things Disney. ;)
TERRIBLE JOKE OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "darn, the shuffle command is gone"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I am afraid the Galactic Administration has outlawed tap dancing"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I suppose I should follow up with the traditional punchline... you see, people kept falling in the sink!"
DEATHWISH OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Knight, "Come see the Demi-Goddess! That's right, you too can worship her divine self. You also can bask in the glory of her divinity. And where can this happen? Why at the Social Center of the Solar System of course!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Gee, you make me sound like a fairground attraction"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Next tent along from the galaxy's tallest man, behind the bearded martian"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Darkangel, "ohh, can i ride?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Darkangel, "ohhh, that sounded bad"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Knight, "Laugh!!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "oooooo, it did Darkangel"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Darkangel, "runs off and hides in a hole somewhere"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "VERY bad"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "and I thought she was gonna fry Iced..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Darkangel, "sorry hazed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "looks for a hiding place to escape the wrath"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "well, nice knowing ya Darkangel"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Knight, "My job is complete. Heh"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Sigh! The things I have to put up with. "
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