POSTS OF THE MONTH
Stardate: 110970:4047 - Desertwolf: A pint of Ale in the Tina - 5 groats... March Charm - 1 Slithy... ability to speak with people from around the world - Priceless
Stardate: 110988:8632 - Ferreri: A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Stardate: 110994:2033 - Jessecka: When your life feels like a roller coaster, sit down, shut up, and enjoy the ride.
Stardate: 110996:6952 - Ferreri: A lot of money is tainted. "Taint yours and taint mine."
Stardate: 111020:0753 - Nomad: I wonder how many more Factory owners we can get going before we have a strike by all the workthings due to the overdemand and unfair work hours.........
Stardate: 111020:0831 - Ferreri: working 24/7 is good for them.
Stardate: 111020:1135 - Catspaws: We feed them well at Furballs R Us. All mice are fresh and twitching. They'll stay around.
Stardate: 111021:5529 - Djentsch: Free food and Pay. How can you pass an offer like that up?
Stardate: 111013:3625 - Ferreri: He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Stardate: 111014:8770 - Squeeky: I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. -- Dave Edison
Stardate: 111016:6728 - Gwarrior: On that note.. you have to wonder... when they go to kill someone by lethal injection, do they sterilize the needle?
Stardate: 111021:7699 - Gandolf: Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle.
Stardate: 111028:8181 - Ferreri: She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
Stardate: 111029:5374 - Gandolf: Hey, Ferreri - who needs a boyfriend if you've got a wooden leg?
Stardate: 111033:8015 - Archer: I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. . .
Stardate: 111035:1965 - Oberon: What was the other leg named?
Stardate: 111064:0365 - Freya: Things are only impossible until they're not.
Stardate: 111064:3151 - Nightdroid: Then they're just very, very expensive.
Stardate: 111068:2565 - Neecerie: Why are zombies better then people? Zombies at least -want- brains.
Stardate: 111075:7624 - Ferreri: A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Stardate: 111076:1152 - Nomad: A grenade thrown into a kitchen in the USA would result in a very long prison term.
Stardate: 111077:9158 - Squeeky: A grenade thrown here in fed would result in waking everybody up :)
Stardate: 111078:6715 - Soren: A grenade not thrown would result in a complete mess. Herb, clean up on aisle 3.
Stardate: 111081:1720 - Ferreri: Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Stardate: 111087:4799 - Djentsch: We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and a mystery. - H.G. Wells (1866-1946)
Stardate: 111092:6370 - Ferreri: When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
Stardate: 111098:6183 - Jessecka: When it rains, I pour......another round.
Stardate: 111112:6420 - Shiner: Yesterday, I wondered what I'd do tomorrow. Today, I wondered why I did what I did yesterday. Tomorrow, well, we won't worry about that yet. :)
Stardate: 111118:2848 - Fraghappy: Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Stardate: 111132:5051 - Jessecka: You can measure your age by the amount of pain you feel when encountering a new idea.
Stardate: 111139:7732 - Djentsch: Advertising is legalized lying. H.G. Wells (1866-1946)
Stardate: 111146:0709 - Djentsch: The wise are not wise because they make no mistakes. They are wise because they correct their mistakes as soon as they recognize them. - Orson Scott Card (1951- ), Xenocide
Stardate: 111148:7857 - Soren: 90% of success is simply showing up - 90% of survival is knowing when to duck
Stardate: 111158:7244 - Jessecka: Life is like a hourglass glued to a table. No matter how hard you tug, you can't turn it back.
Stardate: 111158:8131 - Saxon: EtherNet (n): something used to catch the EtherBunny.~Unknown
Stardate: 111160:3574 - Djentsch: Lost: 5 Bays of droids. Location last seen: Lattice orbit. Reward offered: 10 igs. If found, please contact Djentsch at 1800imessedup
Stardate: 111180:3077 - Freya: Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions. -- G. K. Chesterton
MOODS OF THE MONTH
Ready to put futures in it's past, Dunavant has just arrived.
AH! It's the abomidable snowman....on, nevermind, it's just that Iced has left.
Jelly is dressed in a nondescript grey coverall, and reeks of newbie odor.
QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "mmmm......too bad Bella can't figure out a way to link us up with wires....we could Fed dream....."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "I would never want to leave then"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dymlos, "If you sleep on your keyboard your head might press the right buttons"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stallion, "whinnies::"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "oooooo since when did we get a horsie here??"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Since someone left the stable door open"
Nightdroid says, "GEnie Fed was back when men were men, and so were most of the women."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "Who missed me?????"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I did. I need to work on my aim."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I was just a few degrees to the left"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Soren, "for just 1000ig you too can feed a starving industrialist..."
TOTALLY OBVIOUS STATEMENT OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwarrior, "ok... marchie is a heck of a lot easier with a larger ship..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "In other news, fire is hot."
RESPONSE OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Iced, "yAhppoooYYYYYYYYYYyy"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "you are happy about it Iced???"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Iced, "not really it ment i had to work hard to get it back up to the possitvie"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "ah, ok, too early in the morning for me to try to translate Icey talk"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Don't bother to try, Jess - whatever he says, just answer "yes Iced""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Iced, "lol yahpooyyy is jibberish for something...."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "That much, we guessed :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Iced, "so thats how come i get my way all the time hazed?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "I am NOT saying yes Iced to him....that could lead me into trouble"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "darn right it would"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Ok then, try "Mmmm" - as in "I acknowledge that you have spoken to me, but I neither accept nor deny the validity of what you are saying"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "LOL I like that Hazed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Iced, "lol that must hurt the demi goddess to think of that....:-X"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "mmmmm"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Mmmmm"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "LOL....now everyone is gonna think we are trying out some new candy or food with all this "mmmmmm"ing"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Iced, "yahpoooooy"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "Iced translation "I'm silly and I need some brains""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Well if you don't want to Mmmmm, there's always uh-huh"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "or "yes dear""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yes dear sounds a bit too much like an agreement"
APPALLING PUNS OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Justamir, "ah, the curse of being a noob, i'm just floundering about"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Don't panic Justamir, floundering can be great fun - you never know what you will stumble across by accident"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "or what might stumble across you"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Justamir, "yes, like uranium stores and other deadly things"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "And it's much better than trouting around, or tuna-ing around, or salmoning around."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "ok, i think that fish is dead"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Freya, "There's a great deal of carping on the coms today"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stuverats, "I like walleye"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "may just buy a depot for the halibut"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Chelsia, "ouch"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i agree, that last one was bad"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Come on guys, there's a plaice for puns like this"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "sorry, lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "There is?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "the board"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Ah... brain lag... now I get it ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "That's PLAICE, by the way"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Had the Occy->English translator on and it filtered that out ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Sigh! I try to join in, and my jokes are just way over your heads. Sigh!
DIVINE MANIPULATION OF THE MONTH
Freya says, "ugh still snowing here"
Gemma says, "Snow? I haven't seen any snow all winter. Please feel free to send some our way."
Freya smiles
Bella waves her hand and the control panel for the universe appears. She fiddles with the controls and it starts snowing in Lucky 7.
Bella asks, "happy now?"
Freya grins
Freya says, "a historic moment"
Freya says, "the first evidence of weather in fed"
Gemma frolics in the snow
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