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Earthdate July 2000


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What was in July 2000's Fed Funnies:

QUOTES OF THE MONTH
MOODS OF THE MONTH
POSTS OF THE MONTH
CLOTHES OF THE MONTH
DRINKS OF THE MONTH

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Roeth, "Great check out whos on one, another valuable addition..."
>who 1

1 Commander Faqdaworld
>xt Such a wealth of roleplaying opportunities with that name! ;)
Your comm unit relays a message from Olias, "Must be some sort of philosopher. Frequently Ask Questions The World."

Your comm unit relays a message from Serra, "Don't forget folks - I'm the Mysteryguest next week!"

Your comm unit relays a message from Helloman, "Does anybody know ashketchem?"
>xt I recognize the name. But don't know him/her.
There is a brief hum from your comm unit.
Your comm unit relays a message from Helloman, "I'm him."
Your comm unit relays a message from Helloman, "I should be coming back in about a week."
Your comm unit relays a message from Wickedascin, "good I was worried."
Your comm unit relays a message from Retusafsp, "I never noticed Ash was gone. ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Wolfkill, "If Ash is gone, does that make where he was an Ash hole?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Helloman, "What?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Retusafsp, "If his planet was cleaned from the sytem, would that make it an Ash-wipe?"

Your comm unit relays a message from Dorian, "release the hounds!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Puppydogz, "::perks:: Me me?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Dorian, "sure,even you, go get em."
Your comm unit relays a message from Puppydogz, "Arf"
Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "LOL< Dorian tries to release his hounds and finds all he has at his disposal is a puppy .."

Your comm unit relays a message from Bront, "Correct movement tables are quite usefull in having a good planet in my oppinion..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Serra, "Good spelling is also a plus ;)"

P.........A..........W..........S Deedee has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
Roberts exclaims, "egads! Horizontal scroll!"

Your comm unit relays a message from Poco, "Worthless, unsalvageable sinners...all of you."
Your comm unit relays a message from Olias, "So what's your point?" ."
Your comm unit relays a message from Poco, "Nothing, I just like rehashing old news."

Your comm unit relays a message from Antimatter, "Apologies, but perhaps I would find it more fun to clip my toe nails while wearing toeless high heel spikes in a grass bikini while doing the tango."

Your comm unit relays a message from Sniperspy, "I think Tri will turn in to a woman sometime..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Dorian, "and with these hedge clippers here, I can speed up that process ;-p."

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "No, I smell evil. Fishman, how long have you been out of the water?"

MOODS OF THE MONTH

A Man of many moods, Grethor has just arrived.

If you believe, then Galinfenner is here.

For a delicious Risotto, Saffron has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Posing for the spybeam, Lady Peg has just arrived.

Lookin Dukely, fer a pirate Roberts has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Moodless...but fun!... Von has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Oh look it's Errol Flynn. And now Penterkar has just arrived.

A herd of wild elephants draging Zrasputin is here.

About 46% of Danny is here.

Have you hugged a bear today? Bearclaw has just arrived.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211631:990 - Chelsia: hey ... nobody writes mushy, lovie-dovie stuff to me any more... sheeeshhh ;)
211632:029 - Serra: Chelsia... I love you more than Richard Simmons' 1980's trousers!!! You are the object of my bar posts and your dots make me quiver.... Say you'll give me 14 fed babies?!

211620:598 - Spartanguy: Ever have the feeling...of really wanting to post something...but just not having anything important to say??

211629:313 - Zorbianguy: Nobody's posted in a long time so here is something new for you to read :)

211623:312 - Spartanguy: Jeez...nobody has made a post in a long time...doesn't anybody have anything important to say???
211623:408 - Bront: If we kept the board to important things to say, it would usually be blank :)

211649:741 - Teenangel: Sniper! The twins are up to a size 5 now... Right in pink, and Left in blue. Awwwww... so cute! :::smiling proudly:::
211649:744 - Sniperspy: :::sobs::: They grow up so fast... Soon they wont wanna be seen around their parents... Where does the time go? :::snuggles Teenie::: They are pretty great kids...

211625:191 - Poco: ::Glances at the latest pearl from the Martian Tourism Board: "Welcome to Mars, where men are men and sheep are nervous"::

211648:136 - Deedee: ::::: The world is coming to an end. Please log off. :::::

211648:779 - Studlydoright: S.T.U.D.L.Y.D.O.R.I.G.H.T. = Synthetic Transforming Unit Designed for Logical Yardwork Digital Obedient Replicant Intended for Gratification and Hazardous Troubleshooting

211649:001 - Icey: <-- new thane
211649:062 - Koj: <-- new idiot
211649:074 - Gaminglady: <-- old idiot
211649:083 - Cricket: <-- old thane

211650:514 - Kidder: First... just kidding around ;)
211650:516 - Kathy: I know Kidder, I was First. ;)

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

ex Teenangel
Teenangel wears a big fuzzy pink bathrobe, cute bunny slippers, & her blonde hair is in a pink scrunchy. She keeps yawning & makes you yawn too...

ex Sniperspy
Snipe wears a pair of dark blue flannel pants, and a tee shirt. He is wrapped up in a soft fuzzy blanket, and hides a teddy bear.

ex boatkitten
Delightful princess appearing in tatters, until you see it's just a rip in the fabric of reality.

DRINKS OF THE MONTH

Bartholomew has bought you a Roman Candle! As you take the mug to drink, it bursts in your hand sending a shower of sparks into the night sky, leaving flaming rum in the mug for you to slurp through a straw...!

Kaipanther has bought you a Flaming Comet... The mug burns with a bright, trailing fire as its delivered to you. Taking a drink, it burns all the way down yer throat to crater inside your belly.!


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