Web Fed News Yearbooks - August 2000

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "I see the ring James Hetfield is wearing in his latest music video, and decide I want it, so I ask my mom where I might look for one like it. She looks at it and says probably only on the Internet...is there a satanicjewelry.com?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "That must be where I get my sarcasm."

Your comm unit relays a message from Mongo, "<---- didnt want to fight Sill anyway :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Hello, "Neither did I mongo!!!!!!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Sill, "Awww.... I pushover lately:)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Hello, "::GIVES SILL A GLARE::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Mongo, "<----- Smiles."
Your comm unit relays a message from Sill, "what the heck I supposed to do with a GLARE? give me missiles or something usefull."

Your comm unit relays a message from Midrats, "In my next Fed life I'm coming back as someone who can spell!"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Chewbacon, "Thought you were a PO"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Boiler, "No, but my master is ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ford, "Boiler, get off the !@#$%C comms and go back to work!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Boiler, "Yes sir."

Your comm unit relays a message from Neecerie, ":::props her eyelids open:::"
Your comm unit relays a message from Vlad, "now there is a look that will catch on in Paris fashion ramps."
Your comm unit relays a message from Neecerie, "i am sure....with me leading the way."
Your comm unit relays a message from Vlad, "I'm too sexy for my toothpicks."

Your comm unit relays a message from Qaxlor, ":450, time for traffic. An Imperial freighter carrying stock has jacknifed on the spaceway between Mercury and Venus...Spaceway Patrol is still on the scene, directing traffic and DPW is still cleaning up, so you may want to find an alternate route..."
Your comm unit relays a message from Qaxlor, "There is a 5 light-minute delay at the Sol IL, looks like some morning retro-rocketing, so give yourself some extra time if you're heading out of Sol. This traffic update brought to you by Jarrow *the* first name in interstellar transportation."

Your comm unit relays a message from Manitoba, "i've been silently punted."
Your comm unit relays a message from Huntress, "you expect a fanfare?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Huntress, ":::toots her horn at Manitoba:::"

You ask, "So Zras, are you a sentient computer, or just extremely smart?"
Zrasputin has a pornograhic memory
"err, phonographic", says Zrasputin.

Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Bearclaw, "I haven't left yet for a very important reason..."
tb bearclaw and that is?
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Bearclaw, "I forgot how to get back to the lp.""

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Tis is MISSING! No, wait. Tis is here.

Look what the cat dragged in! Sholuvr has just arrived.

A slightly out of focus holo of Raphael has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Pushed in on her own custom gurney, Deedee has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Semi-mood, errr, nude, Sholuvr is here.

A fine kettle of fish and Chiefsgirl is here.

So let us not talk falsely now... Rootofevil is here.

Rubbing his bum from portin Lotus69 Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

with his boxers super-glued on, Coug has just arrived.

My alt could kick your alt's butt, Spartanguy has just arrived.

1 build down, millions to go... Grethor has just arrived.

Biv, Bv, Bvi, Bvii, Bviii, Bix is here.

DON'T FORGET TO RE-INSURE YOURSELF! Lagkiller has just arrived.

Knight, now in a portable form! Sir Bront has just vanished.

Not a god but plays one in fed Zrasputin has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Prime mood space available... Barb is here.

You ever have that dream where Sir Bront has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211650:739 - Erika: I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

211653:096 - Pan: ::: taps his foot and looks at his watch :::
211653:182 - Saffire: :::wonders if Pan's watch is broken::: tapping yer foot isn't going to help it Pan ;)

211663:371 - Ruylupez: Top 5 things to do while waiting for your planet to come online: 5. Shoot down a trader 4. completley redesign your planet in genesis. 3. Chat with anyone you can find. 2. Complain about the delay. 1. Make up a stupid post for the boards

211668:127 - Wolfyn: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

211672:639 - Zrasputin: In today's currency market the value of the Imperial Groat rose on word that the followers of Ming had located him.
211672:660 - Gaminglady: Coincidentally, in today's pastry market the value of jelly doughnuts rose on word that the followers of Elvis had found him.

211681:535 - Quqi: Lookung for female cookie..Object, Batchrimony..May be chocolate chip, peanut butter, oreo, wafer, oatmeal, or other.Interested cookies please send recipe and photo to me on Que..Animal crackers need not apply.

211682:086 - Quqi: Be there no female cookie in all of Fed? One that I might woo, and wed? Be she Oreo, Wafer, Double-stuffed or Cream,..Oatmeal, Raisin, Chocolate chip-my Dream!..Send photo & recipe to me, on Que...But NO Animal Crackers, thank you!

211682:115 - Chewbacon: MISSING: Brain that belongs to a w00kie...identifiable by bumper sticker on left hemisphere that reads: I'm not a pork product. If found, do not damage the last few cells and return to it's owner. Hope I didn't leave anything out in this message.

211687:232 - Preacher: Have you whipped your Duke today? If not give me a call, I'll do it for you ;)
211687:251 - Munchkin: Hey, Preacher, that's MY slogan! I've been whipping dukes for three years now!

211687:266 - Pixi: The universe clearly operates for the benefit of humanity. This can be readily seen from the convenient way the sun comes up in the morning, when people are ready to start the day.
211687:275 - Danny: I disagree, the universe clearly hates us. This can be readily seen from the terrible way the sun comes up in the morning, when people obviously want to sleep in. Maybe it could rise at a better time, around noon.

211654:165 - Jediknightq: Do you have a hauling problem? Does it seem like thats all you do in Fed? Want to get out and socialize more? Come to HA (Haulers Anonymous) and get the help you need. Please, do it now.....if not for yourself, for your poor, tired ship.....

211654:327 - Calodia: Join the Save the Posts Foundation. Don't be a post killer, just say no to posting. ::Pouts at killing a post:: Well, some must die so that others may live.

211654:329 - Swald: (this space available for short or long term lease)
211654:425 - Nangbok: (this space available for short or long term rent-to-own agreement, first week only 99 groats! and the interest charge is hard to beat at an amazingly low 79.84173. We accept cash, credit card, non-rubber checks & arms and legs)

211655:060 - Saffire: People have the right to be stupid (especially here in Fed), but some abuse that privilege

211655:641 - Cen: 400 meg reward for the capture of the person who sends Not so Funny Fed Funnys into the Chronicle.....Dead or Alive!
211655:741 - Danny: Egad, those are the Fed Funnies? Doesn't say much for the rest of us. I'll add 600 meg to Cen's reward...catch them soon!

211658:541 - Nangbok: Daily Attainable Affirmation for Stardate:
211658:541----> I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

211695:294 - Locksnatcher: This is a public health bulletin. Teleporters have been found to cause severe brain rotting. Thank you.

SHIP OF THE MONTH

ex bearclaw's ship

It's held together with bailing wire and ducttape! there's a wad of chewing gum pluging a hole

ACTS OF THE MONTH

Snocat has put his foot in his mouth so often he has come to like the taste of shoe leather

The cleaner has just arrived.
Magesmiley pulls out a device and opens a hole in the time-space continuum.
Magesmiley drops a bit of trash into the hole and watches the cleaner in anticipation.
The cleaner has just left.
Magesmiley smiles and closes up the rift in reality.

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