Web Fed News Yearbooks - February 2001

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "So how prey tell didja end up a he-wolf ?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Wolfyn, "Stood to close to the NasalHog last time he time-warped."
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "Yeah, go figure. After the trip, Wolfyn comes back as a Duke and I don't."
Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "::sings in best Andy Gibb voice:: Its a tragedy, when the boobies gone and ya cant go on.. its tragedy .. in the morning time and ya dont know why its hard to stand with no bra to support you .. its tragedy .. ::hides::"

Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, ":::chuckles at the boards::: Hey WD, you got an ad agency working for you over there or what? ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Witchdoctor, "Yep, it is called the Munchkin Ad Agency....nice folks...but such high voices."
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "Heh, I can just imagine."

Your comm unit relays a message from Shaman, "Awhile.... one word or two?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Derian, "A lot and a while. :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Shaman, "I knew a lot... that's a big peeve with me."
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "Peeves you alot does it Shaman. Or just every once in awhile? ;)"

Your comm unit relays a message from Chewbacon, "Geiiga, until the majority of the channel tells me to go away- shutup."
Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "Danny and I conducted a hostile takeover of the channel earlier. We own 51% of 9 stock. Dannny, should Chewby go away?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Danny, "Absolutely."
Your comm unit relays a message from Geiiga, "Begone!"

Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "You can always open a savings account with El Bank de Hauge. We guarantee hassle-free deposits, and no withdraws. ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "Open an account today, and we'll even throw in a defective 6-slice toaster!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal, "You want interest rates? We've got interest rates. Your deposit will earn a staggering 0.00000000001% annually."

Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "Except for Danny, because as Hazed is the demi-goddess, he is the demi-satan."

MOODS OF THE MONTH

My alt could kick your alt's butt, Spartanguy has just arrived.
Butt kickingest alt in Fed, Sephiroth has just arrived.

Duck, as a precaution: Derian has just appeared.

A bad photo on his poetic license, Devon has just arrived.

The following statement is *false*, Breyer is here.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211856:806 - Yerimagination: Am I really here, or am I just a figment of yer imagination? ;)

211861:403 - Memphisdave: !!BULLETIN!! This just in....75 percent of the population of FED is in the majority !!BULLETIN!!

211864:051 - Locksnatcher: Things come along that push relationships to the seams, threatening to rip them apart. Do we let it rip or do we hold it together?
211864:075 - Intrepid: Nope...we buy a bottle of super glue, some duct tape, and there's no way they'll come apart.

211865:165 - Rasal: If you(apostrophe)re looking for a Duchy to join(comma) for the love of all that(apostrophe)s holy(comma) don(apostrophe)t join Hauge(period) Thanks(exclamation mark)
211865:165 - Wolfyn: (colon)(colon)(colon)phht(colon)(colon)(colon)
211865:210 - Chewbacon: I can list body parts too! (spleen)(spleen)(spleen)(liver)(liver)(liver)

211865:304 - Shaman: If you're falling off of a building, you should just go limp, like a dummy. Because people might see you and think, "Hey.. free dummy", and try to catch you.
211865:508 - Chelsia: no Shaman .. if I did as you suggest... to go limp when falling off of a building... folks would just point, laugh, and say.. "hey, look at the dummy!!" :::splat:::

211865:518 - Memphisdave: It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man

211865:834 - Dez: The only accessories you need in life---Duct tape for when something moves and it shouldn't, and WD-40 for when something doesn't move and it should.

211868:238 - Derian: I could fall from heaven.
211868:241 - Breyer: But can you rise from hell?
211868:252 - Calodia: You can if you put enough yeast in it

211868:387 - Geiiga: Eh, just imagine I said something cryptic and vaguely frightening. I'm tired. Or better, imagine I expressed my disgust with all that is related to V-day.

211872:253 - Chewbacon: Missing: sense of common deceny. If found, please return to a w00kie. Calls to the name Chewbacon. Identified by a bumper sitcker that reads: "Pork - noun or verb? Which ever it is, it isn't me."

DRINK OF THE MONTH

Bearclaw has bought you a ...hey wait a minute. this glass is empty!!! you eye the drunken waitdroid suspiciously!

OBSERVATION OF THE MONTH
Submitted by Mrbuck

Surrounded by his adoring fans, the Rockstar is here.

ex rockstar
You see a very pale person, looking quite literally like death warmed up, wearing an uncomfortable hospital gown. The wide gap up the back allows a draft into the most intimate places. An identity tag attached to one toe makes it very difficult to walk.

You wink and say, "hehe maybe they are gathered around ya cause they can see up your gown"

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