Web Fed News Yearbooks - March 2001

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Bella sips some coffee and tinkers with the workings of the universe...
"Bella, while you're at it, can you grow me another couple inches high?", asks Derian.
Geiiga says, "Bah, you're a good height."
Geiiga says, "Except for reaching high shelves..."
"For a munchkin from the Wizard of Oz.", says Derian.
Bella smiles and fiddles with the persona height adjuster
"Taller than Xyli.", says Geiiga.
"Thanks, Bella.", says Derian with a wink.
Bella says 'oops' and turns the knob the other way as everyone else suddenly shrinks
Derian laughs.

Nightdroid says, "Graphing calculators."
Nightdroid says, "In my day we were lucky to get an abacus with all the beads still on it."
Nightdroid says, "And when we took exams we had to chisel our answers into stone tablets."
"stone tablets?", you ask.
You ask, "they let you have stone tablets?"
"we had to bite grooves into reeds", you say.
"Ha! You were lucky. We used to dream of biting grooves into reeds.", says Nightdroid.
"We had to make markings on cave walls with our own blood.", says Nightdroid.

Your comm unit relays a message from Wolfyn, "Hm, Hoping Triton isn't the blowfish variety."
Your comm unit relays a message from Triton, "Not without a lot of money up front Wolfy :)"

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Give me Lub-Oils and the Sun... Jazir has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

This is a non-impartial recording, Bartholomew has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

A rabbi, a priest and a Calyx has just arrived.

Everyday I Write the Book, Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

With her Thwapper... Saffire has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Yes! You're quite sure Thulium has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Pretending to have a porter, Jelly has just arrived.

Hallucinating that he is sane, Palekan has just arrived.

Strutting what stuff he has, Intrepid has just arrived.

Looking for a victim...You'll do, Ruylupez has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

With talent on loan from God, Geiiga has just disappeared.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

211882:242 - Shaman: This post has been pre-empted by ........ *static* ... transmission lost ...<A>bort, <R>etry, <B>ludgeon comm unit?

211883:680 - Jabberwocky: Litterbox, unban me.
211883:724 - Witchdoctor: You mean there is something that a litterbox will not even accept ? :>

211884:009 - Barb: Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. -- Doug Larson
211884:082 - Jennysstar: it doesn't matter if the impossible is accomplished or not, it still will be part of your regular duties. only difference is if the impossible isn't achieved, your fired
211884:172 - Fine: Signs your job sucks, boss tells you, this is only a test, had it been a real job, you would have received raises, promotion, and commendations.

211888:892 - Derian: I cannot and I will not change.
211888:909 - Wolfyn: Well, give it a try!
211888:946 - Rasal: :::gives it a try, but pulls a muscle in the process:::

211890:099 - Chewbacon: Breyer has a shimmer box now! Just don't put the batteries in backwards, Brey ;)
211890:141 - Breyer: Batteries? Darn. I knew I was forgetting something!
211890:143 - Readerboy: Didn't you get the memo, Breyer? The label on the box does say, "Batteries not included." ;)
211890:145 - Braymore: Batteries? :::ponders:::: I Don't think that is a porter you are looking at....Porters usually don't vibrate.....

211892:252 - Cen: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses. I could use some cheap labor." - Danny. Paid for by the First Dannitarian Church of Greyhaven.

211895:849 - Eenigma: The Anti-Physics Group will hold its meeting yesterday.

211896:760 - Cen: Remember to reach out and touch a deviant..
211896:785 - Brenda: ...reaches out and gropes Cen.... is that deviant enough??

211897:374 - Berzerk: You can lead a horse to water but it takes a strong man to drown that horse

211897:753 - Hatch: <----wonders if there is a cure for male pattern dumbness
211897:757 - Sholuvrr: sorry Hatch, no cure... it originates in the jeans

211898:161 - Locksnatcher: The Psychic's Convention has been cancelled due to unforeseen events.

211899:459 - Geiiga: If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.

211900:879 - Geiiga: By avoiding all sources of food outside of Cheese and Mountain Dew, you can help build that emancipated, sickly body you've always dreamed of.

211902:900 - Cen: Argue not with the hands you are dealt in cards or in life.

211904:696 - Chewbacon: Sometimes...you just can't remember what you wanted to post.
211904:757 - Ladyviveve: Or sometimes Chewie you have nothing to say but wanna see your name on the posts when you sign in:)

PRE-TRIAL PROPAGANDA OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "Who cares about boxers anyway? Well the truth is, for the men that wear them, they are one of the most essential components of a man's wardrobe. They provide a sense of security and confidance. But some people choose to belittle men everywhere by stripping them of this security."
Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "But there is hope for men out there, as Danny is fighting for their confidence, their security, and their boxers. Join the cause, support Danny's lawsuit against Redspice."
Your comm unit relays a message from Macnbc, "(Paid for by the Raptorian Associated Press)"

PROFOUND THOUGHT OF THE MONTH

Ford thinks its so damn ridiculous to have to leave a bar to go to the refrigerator for another beer.

DRINKS OF THE MONTH

Bartholomew has bought you a Blockade Runner! As you finish the intoxicating concoction, a little Jolly Roger runs up the straw, the mug wheels around and fires another round into you!!
Bartholomew pours a shot of gunpowder into his mug of rum, lights it, then gulps it down!

Satinsheets has bought you an Autumn Mist! After one sip of the powerful rum concoction, you'll believe in magic!!

Jelly has bought you a bug of meer. You pour it on your head and wonder if you have munk too druch.!

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