 QUOTES OF THE MONTH
Your comm unit relays a message
from Derian, "What is your first language,
Oreilly?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Synch, "Mine is
typo."
Your comm unit relays a message from Milena,
"Ohhhhhhh good answer Synch...I speak that
fluently."
Your comm unit relays a message from Hazed, "Don't
you mean fuletnly?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Milena, "yes
ma'am."
Your comm unit relays a message from Rasal,
"Flatulently?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Synch,
"somethin liek taht."
Your comm unit relays a message from Milena, "I
meant to say Dyslexics of the world UNTIE!"
Your comm unit relays a message
from Lonedog, "can some one help me?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Mav, "Is there
a shrink in the house?"
Your comm unit relays a message from Mav, "A shrink
in the house, I say!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Mav, "Someone
help this man!"
Your comm unit relays a message from Mav, "He's in
need! Of something."
Your comm unit relays a message from Mav, "Mav has
bought you a pizza! There, all better."
Your comm unit relays a message from Mav, "Eat two
slices and call me in the morning."
Your comm unit relays a message
from Vlad, "all done with smoke and
mirrors.....oops...I mean computer modeling."
Your comm unit relays a message from Vlad, "in my
days, it was ouija boards and animal sacrifices."
Your comm unit relays a message from Vlad, "and
leeches....lots of leeches."
Your comm unit relays a message from Bront, "How is
that different from computer modeling? ;) "
Your comm unit relays a message from Vlad, "they now
use virtual leeches."
MOODS
OF THE MONTH
Importuning and obstreperous,
Derian has just appeared
Shower me with kisses & cognac,
Derian has just appeared.
Faster than continental drift,
Nightdroid is here.
Now with 50% more, Readerboy is
here.
Martian women love Sparhawk has
appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
What do you mean Von has appeared
with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
You're not sure if Breyer is here.
Scratched but not dented Malia has
just arrived.
POSTS
OF THE MONTH
212060:837 - Cen: ATTENTION: As it
seems that our lord and savior Danny has disappeard for
awhile...I take it upon myself as the Prophet to annoy
all of Fed so with out further ado....You all suck ;p
212060:844 - Wingedfrog: What??? You mean Danny has
really been missing??? And I just thought I was just
having a wonderful dream!
212060:863 - Risadeamoconia: Should collect a "Lets
keep him where he is now and not here" Fund for that
missing person!
212062:509 - Linni: ::scribbles all
over the empty notice board with a red crayon::
212062:567 - Rude: Linni, you need to remember to
scribble more right below your post.
212064:130 - Mav: WANTED: DO's.
Duke Obliterators. You guys are becoming worse than call
girl ads in Vegas.
212064:488 - Aurell: Almost as fast
as a 28K modem..Nearly as powerful as a Commodore
64..Unable to open the simplest of files..LOOK!..In that
cubicle!!..It's TECHNO_BLONDE!!...::kisses::
212065:082 - Bilbo: :::::looks
around and snaps his fingers::::
212065:089 - Shaman: :::hands Bilbo some finger splints
and medical tape:::
212065:584 - Puntmonster: o/ 48
Fedders to punt from the game, 48 fedders to punt. Punt
one off, give him a scoff, 47 fedders to punt from the
game. \o
212065:894 - Rasal: Thank you for
your statement. It has been taken under advisement by the
proper officials. Expected waiting time for an official
reply is 124.36020063 years. God bless the government of
Hauge.
212066:362 - Breyer: Today Was the
Last Day Before Tomorrow. Another annoying stupid post
sponsored by another duchy begging people to join.
::tickles:: Oh, and one day, I'll be FIRST! Oh... and
um... I love somebody! and Elwen had a firesale! (I did
it all!)
212066:506 - Hazed: I am the first
and ever more shall be so.
212066:578 - Thulium: <<Trade on Thorus>>
just {{{{DUIT}}}} ::Waits in fond anticipation until the
bar scroll pushes this lame post directly underneath
Hazed:: ;)
212067:315 - Stevec: Thulium, do you REALLY understand
what it means to be UNDER Hazed? :::shudders viciously:::
Good luck to you! :)
212070:060 - Chewbacon: I I did I
did this I did this to I did this to take I did this to
take up I did this to take up space. Mwahahaha!
212070:147 - Rude: :::bumps Hazed
to the top of the board:::
212070:199 - Phahoutthere: ::bumps Hazed off, pushing
Rude up one closer to the top:: ;)
212070:207 - Derian: You can't push Hazed off, buffoon.
She's the Demi-Goddess!
212073:508 - Demelza: You stroll
over to the empty notice board and admire the workmanship
that went into creating it. My... is that a real oak
border?
212073:516 - Linni: Why yes, yes it IS real oak! And is
that a real Castillan termite munching on the corner?
212073:521 - Creepy: can you hear the termite asking,
"Where is the bar tender?" o0
212073:522 - Foamfollower: Of course it is! What other
creture would be sipping a Rusty Nail, and chasing it
with a free bite of bar board ... cheap date!
After a Fed outage:
212074:852 - Xia: Never mind who broke it, who fixed it?
I want to give them a BIG kiss!
212074:852 - Stgarb: I fixed it I fixed it
212075:151 - Rasal: Once I read
about the evils of drinking, I stopped reading.
212075:158 - Midrats: Reading is overrated ;)
212075:344 - Wolfyn: Without
question, the greatest invention in the history of
mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also
a find invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as
well with pizza.
212075:363 - Lobo: Mmmmm...beer...need I say more?
212075:379 - Bartholomew: Perhaps that is why pizza is in
the shape of a wheel ;)
212075:394 - Jennysstar: :::could use a beer about now:::
212075:453 - Kup: :::could use a wheel right about now:::
212075:796 - Wingedfrog: :::hops onto the board and peers
around::: Pizza??? Beer??? Where???
212075:949 - Chewbacon: Little Caesar's makes pizza in
suwqare form
212076:044 - Insomnius: I'm not sure that's even pizza.
212076:093 - Vlad: Let's
see....fryangle....wreckedangle....soickle.....and yes,
suwqare makes the final of the four basic shapes.....;)
212076:141 - Salient: An unanswered
question is far less dangerous than an unquestioned
answer. --- Source Unknown.
212081:998 - Rasal: "I feel
sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in
the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all
day." Frank Sinatra
212082:944 - Derian: I just noticed
I didn't have a post on the board.
212084:050 - Lagmonster: Waiting...
Lingering... Pausing... ahh, what fed should be.
212084:511 - Ibunyc: FIRST? ! I
cant belive it
212084:512 - Puntmonster: You may be first, but I'll
claim a much different distinction. Best!!!
212084:516 - Hazed: Puny mortals, the demi-goddess shall
forever be both first and best.
212084:522 - Shaved: Ahhhh-h-h-h-h, but what you are
first and best OF....that's what counts eh? Qualify
qualify qualify people! You leave yourselves wide open!
212084:529 - Xao: It's consistency that counts. I don't
care about being first or best...I just consistently do
as well as I can, with what I have, at any particular
given moment. 10 smallest words tell the biggest story:.
IF IT IS TO BE IT IS UP TO ME
212084:546 - Lobo: Such words of wisdom...such elegance
of speech...such philosophical depth...well, enough about
me...I agree Xao.
212085:755 - Creepy: Boo!
212085:771 - Cruise: Aaaghhhh dont scare me like that i
almost hit my head on the bar board
212086:862 - Nap: Whoopie!
212086:913 - Kup: Whoopie cushion!
212087:506 - Stgarb: First ?? Wow
212087:544 - Ruylupez: First!! (In quality anyway)
212087:561 - Vlad: Buy my new self help book, "I'm
First, You're First" available at better batty
bookstores! Don't let anyone tell you you're second;)
212087:581 - Shaman: Sometimes, you don't want to be
first. I'm proud that I'm not first... often.... ;)
{{{{{Mahiethy}}}}} We may not be big... but at least...
ummm... I cook breakfast! :)
212090:513 - Rere: :::looks
around::: First? {{{Carnival}}} {{{Wings}}}
212090:524 - Wolfyn: :::looks around::: Did you turn the
coffee pot on yet, Rere?
212090:530 - Myangel: ::looks around::: Sets out trays of
danishes..for when everyone gets here.
212090:533 - Chelsia: :::gathers up all the coffee, and
danishes::: Mine!!!!! ;)
212090:543 - Xia: :::looks around::: What happened to all
the coffee and danish?????
212094:623 - Shaman: If you had to
identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has
not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential,
that word would be "meetings."
CLOTHES
OF THE MONTH
>ex jaybird
You see a space cadet who thinks this game is cool. His
space suit is still shiny.
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