Web Fed News Yearbooks - October 2001

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "ooohh that reminds me.. have to find pumpkins."
Your comm unit relays a message from Zeroz, "I need to find a girlfriend <eg">"
Your comm unit relays a message from Chelsia, "get a pumpkin Zeroz.. cheaper.. and they don't talk back... ;)"

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Any time, any place, anywhere, Martini has just arrived.

The girl from Ipanema has just arrived.

The always vixinnocent Duchess Rere has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Born to wealth, switched at birth, Ford has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Your comm unit whispers that Myangel has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Having just vanished elsewhere, Ford has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Your comm unit whispers that Myangel has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Mrs. Glec, but please just call me Wolfyn has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212095:750 - Saffire: "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those that got in my way."

212099:162 - Vlad: Yes....give me all of your blood!....errr....um....I mean....uh, that is to say, yes, give blood....to ME!.....errr....um....heheh...um..sorry...yes, indeed, please give blood!

212099:279 - Stevec: Okay! Who, in the name of Ming, keeps maxing my Duchy Treasury? No planets, always in hiding in the outhouse, don't promote trade. Yet, I have to siphon off funds and give them to the Tourist for new luggage. :::shakes his head:::

212100:674 - Derian: All we hold is only in the past.
212100:754 - Groatholder: That isn't all I hold :)
212100:828 - Zeroz: Derian... I could go so many places with your post. But why? I like my ability to post <g>

212102:642 - Alternate: Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to scroll this post off the board before GMT. This board shall self-

destruct in 5..4..3..2..1..

212102:876 - Salient: "It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others." Source - Despair.com

212106:529 - Wolfyn: Wedding! Er, next week. Mom still hasn't given me The Talk yet. :)
212106:544 - Chelsia: "The Talk" = My darling, always make sure he has credit cards.. and is willing to agree with you at all times.. then all the other stuff will come naturally... :)

212108:310 - Ruylupez: I'm bored...someone do something entertaining
212108:470 - Hazed: ::Tap-dances across the bar board to entertain Ruy::

212108:597 - Hazed: Thank Me It's Friday!

212109:842 - Locksnatcher: He who laughs when things go wrong has just thought of someone he can blame it on.

212111:099 - Vlad: Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near? Maybe it's the fact you dribble crumbs all over your lap whenever you eat a sandwich in the park?....;)

212111:737 - Risadeamoconia: Bella appeared before me and attached a long service medal. Thought I did that before?
212111:797 - Alternate: Are you sure it was not a long name metal ?
212111:869 - Chewbacon: Bella appeared before me once, tried to attach a long service medal, but accidentally stabbed me with the needle! When I tried to ask him for the name of his lawyer, he vanished.

212113:160 - Vlad: doncha hate when you reply to a post and then that person goes and reposts?.....LOL.....:)
212113:161 - Tinsel: no, actually I enjoy the mystery ;)

212113:972 - Rasal: I don't exist. I am merely a figment of your imagination.
212114:024 - Livia: Congratulations, figment Baron Rasal. :)
212114:024 - Deedee: I have no imagination that would include a figment of an image like that!

212118:103 - Mrlfive: I hate it when I respond to the Fednews and realize it's two weeks old and has been sitting in my inbox. Grrrrrr

212118:107 - Priscilla: I wish to lodge a complaint again FedPardy Limited. To assume that I'm a woman! Hazed will be hearing about this and heads will roll!
212118:126 - Chewbacon: I'm sure they're not the only people who has assumed that!
212118:128 - Creepy: PC people say not woman....testosterone challenged.

212118:149 - Salient: "If you cant learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly." Source - Despair.com

212118:216 - Danny: If at first you don't succeed, give up and put it in the closet next to all the other stuff you weren't any good at.
212118:222 - Snowstar: ::peers into Danny's closet and gasps!::

212118:335 - Ruylupez: Almost nobody will read this before fed shuts down for maintenance.
212118:365 - Devilish: Sure we will

212119:049 - Tis: Breed, you workthingies, BREED!

212119:075 - Unomee: Wouldn't it be nice if we could have a month of Saturdays?
212119:091 - Deedee: If we could have a month of Saturdays? We would always be waiting for the Fed News.

212123:542 - Locksnatcher: To post or not to post... if thou dost post, thou shall knock thy Duchess off the board... if thou dost not post, thou will never be known in the Fed Funnies...

CLOTHES ENSEMBLE OF THE MONTH

A milk carton with a picture of Tis is here.

>ex tis
Yes, that's her picture right there on that milk carton. Keep a close lookout for her as she hasn't been seen in some time.

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