Web Fed News Yearbooks - April 2002

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212276:023 - Ruy: A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

212276:896 - Creepy: Love is in the air....quick, everyone hold their breath!

212279:178 - Again: Why am I not in this week's funnies? I am VERY funny. I'm very upset. So what if there's a WHOLE article about my wedding....I WANNA BE IN THE FUNNIES!!

212279:257 - Cen: Stolen: One sense of dignity. If found please give it a good home.
212279:320 - Stevec: Dignity? Fed? Oxymoron. <spy off> :)

212279:913 - Chewbacon: I I did I did this I did this to I did this to take I did this to take up I did this to take up space.

212281:106 - Tempest: I heard a rumor that I'm supposed to manage my deficits. I think they manage just fine on their own. Always a steady -1,000.

212284:796 - Rafeken: Spring Forwards land flat on your face asleep as you lose an hour of sleep to daylight savings.

212282:907 - Neva: When they say "Expect the unexpected", doesn't that make the unexpected the expected?

212283:065 - Devilish: "Live as if you are to die tomorrow, study as if you are to live forever." - Thomas More
212283:076 - Bratt: So what if I die tomorrow? I'm insured!

212289:532 - Rere: Why is it that by the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends?!?!? Carnies! Wings! {{{Chimylove}}} :)

212290:046 - Creepy: Love is like a beef and bean burrito....at first it is delicious, but then, over time, it gives you a kick in the gut.

212291:037 - Esperanza: Help, I've fallen and I can't... Hey, nice carpet!

212291:812 - Esperanza: Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells THEIRS"?

212292:435 - Ruy: Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that "foot-and-mouth" disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus.
212292:527 - Thulium: However SARC did confirm that many other Microsoft applications will continue to be plagued by the "Insert Foot in Mouth" virus.

212292:577 - Nomad: The Surgeon General warns all who try and enter and stay in Fed Space may lead to long term addiction and lose of reality as you now know it.

212293:098 - Vlad: I never knew grain was a vital part of running a duchy....well, I take that back...you need to drink plenty of whisky to keep from going crazy

212295:280 - Justadawg: ..."If you want people to listen nowadays, you can't just tap them on the shoulder anymore, you have to strike them over the head with a hammer"...
212295:290 - Zealouselijah: ::slowly removes the hammer from dawg's grasp:: I'll listen! Don't hit me! ::hides the hammer and sits with a glazed "I'm asleep with my eyes open" look::

212297:086 - Ruy: A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.

212299:290 - Bront: Keep smiling, it makes people think you know something they don't
212299:325 - Ruy: He who smiles when everything goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on :)

212301:515 - Esperanza: Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. There. Now don't you feel better that you can be more afraid of donkeys than flying?
212301:541 - Myangel: That must mean.. Soar with WINGS or die sitting on your ass! ;) -=WINGS=- {{Loverly~Will}}
212301:565 - Tempest: But what about flying donkeys?

MOODS OF THE MONTH

Stop me if you've heard this one, Ruy has just gone north.

Too thinky for his shirt Insomnius has just disappeared.

Who said that Von has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

In search of intelligence (stats), Esperanza has just arrived.

Your nerve endings fry as Neva has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

100% mood free, Boldwok has just arrived.

Your deluded imagination tells you Ruy has just arrived.

An origami Tis has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

In spite of your best efforts, Ford has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

the invisible Bilbo has just vanished.

Posterboy for Murphy's Law, Cen is here.

MATCHING MOODS OF THE MONTH

She finally said YES! Sirglec has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
YES! (held out long enough).. Wolfyn has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.

Netmndr's Lovely Empress, Sallyanne is here.
Netmndr's Lovely Empress, Netmndr is here.
Netmndr's Lovely Empress, Zeroz is here.
Netmndr's Lovely ... yeah right, Heatherjn is here

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

"Good morning afternoon or evening.", smiles Wolfyn.
Hazed says, "You forgot night."
Wolfyn slept through that.
"How about "good [insert appropriate time of day]" - that would cover all eventualities", Hazed says.
Hazed says, "Or maybe just "Yo!" would do it"

Your comm unit relays a message from Doppelganger, "passes out tray of danish, and a mikebone for wolfyn."
Your comm unit relays a message from Blirish, "not going to ask what that is Doppel.. laughs."
Your comm unit relays a message from Wolfyn, "Yes, I had a mikebone once."
Your comm unit relays a message from Wolfyn, "It got stuck in my teeth."
Your comm unit relays a message from Doppelganger, "milkbone...never could type."
Your comm unit relays a message from Doppelganger, "not touching that one."

Your comm unit relays a message from Ford, "The lag is so bad here that my WT's are selling munchies back to the exchange."

Your comm unit relays a message from Darkpumpkin, "1 Missile 25,000ig, New ship 3,250,368ig, Killing Peggy with your last missile when your hull is down to 5? Priceless."

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

>ex Sirglec
WYSIWYG... Wolfyn's taken the rest.

>ex priscilla
You can only <EXAMINE> players, mobiles, and objects in your current location, objects that you are holding, and people less fabulous than you.

MESS OF THE MONTH

The cleaner has just arrived.
Rere throws a sticky, expanding geletanous glob in front of the cleaner and chuckles.
The cleaner has just left.

TELEPORTER MALFUNCTION OF THE WEEK

With a loud CRASH Zeroz has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect.
Zeroz removes himself from the wall of the pub, brushes himself off and swears he's going to fix his teleporter one of these days.

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