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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate June 2002 |
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WEB FED NEWS YEARBOOKS Earthdate June 2002 |
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FED FUNNIES |
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What was in June 2002's Fed Funnies:
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212331:636 - Rasal: One pound of
learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.
(B. Franklin) 212332:674 - Zeroz: Software installs are like sex. You stick it in and pray you don't get a General Protection Fault 212334:173 - Chewbacon: 'If your
parents never had children chances are you won't either.'
212336:278 - Ruy: There is more
stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a
longer shelf life. 212336:633 - Circuitborg: If everyone is as happy as I am what a sad place this would be. 212336:692 - Kup: To smash the simple atom, all mankind was intent. Now any day, the atom may, return the compliment. 212336:867 - Ruy: If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.-- Mario Andretti 212336:955 - Lobo: Wisdom is as the tooth...rarely appreciated while it's there...sorely missed once it's no longer available... 212337:025 - Paladin: "Success always occurs in private; failure in full view." - Anonymous 212338:849 - Jadestar: Do not adjust your minds, there is a problem with reality 212338:931 - Lobo: God grant me the
senility to forget the people I never liked, the good
fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight
to tell the difference. 212339:028 - Qaxlor: When I die, make me into Soylent Plaid... 212340:143 - Cartman: ::reads the board and makes note to Alan, ~~ Please code cleaner to include board~~ :p 212340:699 - Memphisdave: It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an Angel gets set on fire. 212340:680 - Paladin: You know you
are a Fedneck when...? 212341:720 - Mistresskella: it's
amazing, but when i go to sleep i'm somehwhere completely
different from where i woke up. I think my husband is
playing with my body while i'm not awake...((DP)) 212342:537 - Xia: Happy Monday thought... If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around you neck? - Linda Ellerbee 212342:555 - Esperanza:
Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables.
Lachanorutabaphobia is the fear of rutabagas....stay
tuned for critical concerns regarding kumquats. 212343:506 - Qaxlor: If you lived in Sol, you'd be home already. 212344:565 - Esperanza: Did you know that you're more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a poisonous spider? Hmmm, champagne or spiders. Tough choice. 212345:882 - Zeroz: The problem with Fed today is the code. I think Fed would run a LOT better without the stinkin' code! Just remove it. ;) 212349:051 - Justadawg: Life is
just a dream on the way to death.. 212349:210 - Ruy: Children are like
wet cement, Whatever falls on them makes an impression. 212349:999 - Xao: I started off in this game with nothing...and thank God I still have most of it! 212351:655 - Wolfyn: Gag me. 212353:062 - Kariscats: Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.... 212354:296 - Ruy: People say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Why? Do they think there's a shortage of bad ones? 212355:856 - Zeroz: If names are
everything, then I'm a whole lotta nothing. 212357:799 - Neva: You can be
overwhelmed, or underwhelmed, but can you ever be just
whelmed? 212358:250 - Doctorperl: Alcohol is
the cause and solution to all life's problems. 212336:525 - Esperanza: If you
yelled for 8 years, 7 months and six days, you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
I'm almost there 212358:766 - Madonnaboi: Men that take viagra should not take iron, since it will make them spin around and point north... 212359:748 - Creepy: Austrailian scientists have successfully teleported a laser beam a meter from its point of origin, meanwhile, Purdue University is busy trying to patent the freeze-dried beer two students perfected. Gotta love science! Beer and Porting 212361:223 - Cruise: We interrupt your board reading to bring you this announcement. That will be all. Thanks 212362:136 - Doctorperl: Having a
Fed Life: $10 / Being Company Owner: 2,000 / Owning a
Planet: 115,000,000 / Winning the Tungstan Tourist
Trophy: Priceless 212364:257 - Wolfyn: They show you
how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've
got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your
laundry isn't your biggest problem. 212364:574 - Flair: On Children: Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. Bill Cosby 212364:581 - Christy: Remember, don't take any wooden nickels with you out there. They always give you away when you try to spend them. 212365:163 - Wolfyn: Madness takes
its toll, please have exact change. 212366:235 - Wolfyn: Ever notice
when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but
when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the
window? 212366:738 - Jerden: Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll still find someone else to do it for him.
Future star of Fed Porn, Duke St. Rasal has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. I can smell your brains. Danny has just appeared. Your last chance at Wolfyn has just vanished. I don't hate... I just retaliate Xyli has just arrived. Its not my fault you suck. Cen is here. I didn't sell out, I bought in. Synch has appeared with a shimmer of teleportation effect. Leave a message after the @#*$ Mysteryman has just arrived.
Priscilla apologizes. He was
talking on a higher plane for a moment. Yawning, a player wakes up to see
this… Your comm unit relays a message
from Ron, "When I was a lad I served a term as an
office boy in an attorney's firm."
>ex memphisdave
>ex lobo's ship >ex justadawg's ship
On walking into a trading exchange, one finds this:
Must be a pretty long log!
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