Web Fed News Yearbooks - July 2002

POSTS OF THE MONTH

212370:527 - Esperanza: I have concluded that men have an easier time buying swimsuits. Women choose from one piece, two piece, bikini, skirted, etc. plus fabric, color, and styling is important. Men choose from nerdy and not nerdy.

212370:933 - Nomad: Why say morning, evening, or afternoon, its all of that at some point in the world for the players who are on.

212372:051 - Kao: When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the bonds which have connected them to another, and to assume among the powers of the earth the separate and equal station....... Happy 4th everyone:)
212372:114 - Foamfollower: When in the course of Fedish events, it becomes neccessary for one alt to dissolve the bonds and credit cards which have connected them to another, and to assume among the powers of the cantina free and equal drinks ..... A Foamy tax shall apply!

212372:488 - Justme: I HAVE YET just ONE LIFE TO LIVE ... and i just REINSURE.

212372:601 - Flair: On Technology: If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. George Gobal

212372:626 - Freya: All snakes who wish to remain in Ireland will please raise their right hands. -- Saint Patrick

212374:889 - Kup: When I was young everyone thought they were driving race cars. Now they think they're driving phone booths.

212374:729 - Synch: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

212374:554 - Hazed: Thank me it's Friday!
212374:861 - Ops: Thank Hazed It's Fryday! {{{{THIF}}}} *poof*
212375:231 - Justme: TGIF = Thank God It's Federation [Night]

212375:614 - Flair: Our special Flair's Birthday issue of Daily Quotes by Flair: Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.

212377:012 - Archangel: Rest not upon your laurels....
212377:098 - Creepy: because laurel may not like it;)
212377:013 - Cartman: for your Hardy's are far more luxurious to rest upon ... ~~ARIES~~

212377:141 - Ericeight: If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?

212377:142 - Lordsith: Good question...But I want to know Why people say the alarm went "off" when it actually sounded like it was "on"?

212378:083 - Lobo: In the greater scheme of things...all we are is dust in the wind. So let's hope our enemies have allergies!

212378:510 - Murkydeath: I hate birds that chirp at 2 in the morning.
212378:516 - Saira: Be careful what you say about birds.. remember they outnumber you and they have sharp beaks.
212378:558 - Alexy: What Bird chirps at 2 a.m.? Big Bird after a night at the bar?
212378:565 - Wally: be careful, after a night out drinking with Big Bird, you may wake up the next morning with a bad case of Chirpies!

212378:516 - Hazed: Housework is evil. It must be stopped!
212378:665 - Katarina: Hazed, will you *please* tell my husband that? He just won't believe me...evil..simply evil!
212378:693 - Lobo: There is a simple solution to the evils of housework...go to the workbench and install some cleaner droids!
212378:696 - Flair: Just about every post up here is about birds or housework, so who am I to stray from it? I suggest Big Bird pick up after his night of partying and then the housework will be done!
212378:696 - Wingdgirl: Would you trust a bunch of dumb droids to clean? Might as well let the guys do the cleaning!

212380:246 - Again: It's funny when people are jerks, so you spy them and see "Intelligence max: 55 current: 55"....That explains a lot ;)

212380:749 - Lobo: Why is it a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs...while a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
212380:763 - Blirish: The mystery of life, and only women know the answer to it Lobo:)

212385:577 - Wolfyn: I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.
212385:583 - Synch: Experience is the name everyone gives to thier own mistakes...

212386:586 - Zeroz: If life is deaf, shouldn't we be using sign language instead of knocking?

212386:507 - Jerden: At what point does talking to yourself become a serious mental health issue?
212386:507 - Saira: I think it's three or more voices that indicates a problem.
212386:507 - Essex: Only three?
212386:512 - Memphisdave: dangit...i only have 2 voices....does that make me sorta nuts?
212386:525 - Hazed: Talking to yourself is not a problem. It's when you answer yourself it becomes a problem.
212386:530 - Rasal: Sometimes I get so mad at myself that my other 1/3 steps in to calm us down. Man, do we ever want to kill him.
212386:586 - Chewbacon: I'm glad I quit talking to myself. I heartily agree with you. Yeah, wasn't that all messed up when we talked to each other? Very much so. I want a beer, how 'bout you? Eh, sure, gotta do something this early in the morning.
212386:595 - Ditzy: Even getting answers isn't a problem as long as they are good answers. Of course you can't trust the voice that sounds like Yoda.
212386:607 - Emcee: hrrmmm when 900 years you reach ..look as good you will not..hrmmmm hrmmmm
212387:231 - Perfidy: Hazed it alright to answer yourself, it when you catch yourself saying Huh? to the question there is a problem:)

212390:225 - Wolfyn: Grandchildren don't make a man old, it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother.

212391:133 - Wolfyn: The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
212391:164 - Meloran: I thought it was having a cop in your back seat Wolfyn? ;)

212392:118 - Wolfyn: Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

212393:012 - Blirish: You are not one of my 98 alts if you are reading this. My alt's don't read the board:)
212393:014 - Jerden: MY alts DO read the board however...
212393:015 - Saira: I heard that Jerden's alts petitioned the Federation Court for a divorce due to neglect.
212393:016 - Essex: Don't be silly - Jerden has no alts

212393:017 - Vlad: If you can read this: YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO THE MESSAGE BOARD!

212393:125 - Wolfyn: The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

212394:132 - Wolfyn: I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.

212394:787 - Tiki: Ron, shoot me once, shame on you... shoot me twice, shame on me :p

MOODS OF THE MONTH

My face froze like that. Cen has just appeared.

Dataspace Chia Pet Tiki is here.

QUOTES OF THE MONTH

Your comm unit relays a message from Dooeee, "No I is spelled right, I looked it up!!!"

Your comm unit relays a message from Serena, "hey Nomad."
Your comm unit relays a message from Serena, "the food cart is empty, need more."
xt ::::Pushes out the breakfast buffee with eggs, bacon, ham, sauges, homefries, pancakes, hashbrowns and grits for those how like that :::::::::::
Your comm unit relays a message from Serena, "thanks:) ::grabs the cart and

delivers it to Butterfinger."
Your comm unit relays a message from Dooeee, ";)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Serena, "::locks the lp:: Breakfast is here hun:)"

CLOTHES OF THE MONTH

>ex wolfyn
She's wearing a sheer (insert color) see-through (insert item). When the light shines on her you can clearly see (insert body part).
Wolfyn says, "army green, jockstrap, the tattoo."
Rasal says, "I was thinking more like white, bra and all 8 of them"

>ex jerden
You see a very pale person, looking quite literally like death warmed up, wearing an uncomfortable hospital gown. The wide gap up the front...WHOA!!

>ex rasal
WARNING: This description requires the extensive use of your imagination.

DRINK OF THE MONTH

Hazed has bought you a cup of the strongest coffee in the Galaxy, guaranteed to wake the dead... or even the dead-dead!

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