POSTS OF THE WEEK Stardate: 113855:0969 - Jolia: Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~ Jim Feibig Stardate: 113858:0993 - Hitman: Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Stardate: 113862:7262 - Jessecka: The present is what slips by us while we're pondering the past and worrying about the future. Stardate: 113867:6995 - Djentsch: Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) Stardate: 113871:4232 - Jessecka: Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Stardate: 113871:4704 - Hitman: I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple reason that he has to suffer for it. Stardate: 113874:3858 -
Gandroid: If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. Stardate: 113880:0569 - Hitman: Never judge a book by its movie. Stardate: 113882:1531 - Nancy: One thing I've learned from the movies are that all beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. Stardate: 113888:9026 - Nancy: The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat Stardate: 113897:2704 - Hazed: Never be afraid to tell the world who you are - anonymous Stardate: 113897:8575 - Jessecka: Everyone has a photographic memory, just some folks don't have any film. Stardate: 113898:1228 - Nancy: I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of some weird religious cult. Stardate: 113900:3727 - Gwaptiva: He who dies with the most toys... is dead
With "Flesh bags are over rated" showing on his screen, Averatec has just arrived. After these messages.....I'll be right back! Kalandra has left. Sell your planet today we pay cash call 1800 555-1212 Occy is here.
Your comm unit crackles
with a message from Roselie, "Night Fed:)" Kalandra says, "like some enterpriseing individual said, if only i had had a "goto paradise" command earlier lol"
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