Fed II Star - February 12, 2006

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 113925:5931 - Hitman: It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.

Stardate: 113941:3518 - Nancy: The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Stardate: 113949:1103 - Hitman: My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared
Stardate: 113950:3680 - Kalandra: The true definition of an expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less.
Stardate: 113952:0419 - Nomad: Well i always thought the definition of a expert was : Jack of all, Master of none....
Stardate: 113952:5371 - Albansire: An expert is someone who knows a little about a subject and is more than thirty miles (fifty kilometres) from home.
Stardate: 113952:6050 - Cragon: No...No..An expert is any ordinary person with a briefcase more than fifty miles from home...at least that's the one I was told.
Stardate: 113952:7213 - Lynnea: I think its clear that there are no experts on expertism here.
Stardate: 113953:2473 - Nightdroid: I have all the answers. Unfortunately I don't know which questions they go with.
Stardate: 113953:3510 - Devaberial: 42, then, is it?
Stardate: 113953:3529 - Neecerie: an expert is someone who used to be pert, but no longer is

MOODS OF THE WEEK

Please, Fed-tv, pimp my harrier! Robius has just arrived.

Wearing a T-shirt that reads 'Cyberdyne chips and bits - the Droid's Mall', Gandroid has left.

Cheaper than a therapist, Freya is here.

Not smelling anything like turkey gravy, Gwaptiva is here.

You wonder if someone dimmed the lights, but then you notice by the tall broad shape that Gwaptiva has left.

My mind is like a steel trap....rusty and illegal in 37 states. Robius is here.

Wearing a t-shirt that reads, "Trekkies are Sexy!", Jessecka is here.

COUPLE OF THE WEEK

One Week Left to Live in Sin! Hitman has left.
Living in sin for one more week, Roselie has left.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You'll never get off Earth without a ship!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Schlub, "sounds like a challenge :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Well you could try flapping your arms very hard, it might just work..."~

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Schlub, "hmmm or i could get high off these ox fumes and levitate off the planet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yeah, that's a possibility"

ACT OF THE WEEK

Doggah has not given you a valuable slithy tove!

If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.