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EARTHDATE: February 19, 2006

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KICK CUPID

Tuesday February 14
by Jessecka

Tiring of all the lovey dovey Valentine's cheer, we gathered together in the Urban Spaceman Bar on Venus for Kick The Little Fat Baby... errr, I mean Kick Cupid! Our players included Moonus, Robius, Prometheus, and a newcomer to the Kick game, Zander. Cupid was there with his arrows sharp and his wings flapping. After a brief discussion of the rules and a taunt from Cupid, the game was underway, with the winner to receive a coveted slithy tove prize!

Wearing a diaper, while fleeing the hyper, Cupid has left.
Your comm unit relays a message from Cupid, "All you need is love... All you need is love..."

Round one began with the newcomer, Zander, beating everyone out of the bar, with Prometheus close behind, followed by Moonus and Robius. Thus began the frantic search for the little fat baby, each player becoming more and more frustrated as the minutes ticked by. His hideout on Earth secure, Cupid sat back to watch as the players' search ended without one kick being scored, a feat accomplished by only one other Kick Cupid guest, Buddy.

Your comm unit relays a message from Robius, "I told you the flying thing would hurt us.."
Your comm unit relays a message from Furgas, "come on guys dont make me come out of retirement and find him"
Your comm unit relays a message from Prometheus, "this doesn't make any sense"
> xt what doesn't Prom?
Your comm unit relays a message from Prometheus, "nothing, just can't find em..."
> xt well, our fat little buddy hides well ;)

Round two begins with Cupid heading out to Sumatra to do a little mining for opals, leading the Kickers on a wild goose chase on one of the more difficult planets in Sol. Zander beat everyone out of the bar yet again, with Moonus and Prometheus close behind, while Robius stayed behind for a moment to snog the game host, perhaps in the hopes to get a hint as to the Cupid's whereabouts! A few minutes into the second round found us hearing a loud Epp!! on the channel, Cupid had been found and pounced upon by Prometheus, scoring 5 kicks. Cupid dashed off, flittering across the galaxy to a new hiding place, but not before receiving 3 more kicks from Prometheus. As the second round came to a close, Robius scored 2 kicks, one of which came right before the buzzer. That brought our game score to Prometheus 8 kicks, Robius 2 kicks.

> xt Zander was first out of the bar again, with Moonus next, then Prom.....and Rob hanging back for a snog before leaving ;)
Your comm unit relays a message from Furgas, "well rob was getting his good luck snog"
Your comm unit relays a message from Robius, "I was trying to tempt her into giving a little hint, but unfortunately, no dice."
> xt takes more than a snog to bribe me darling ;)

We started the final round down to 3 players, with Zander opting to sit out the last round... I think his legs were tired ;). Cupid decided to play with the Grizzles, and headed out to Mercury to hide during this final round of the game. Moonus made it out of the bar first this last round followed close behind by Prometheus, while yet again, Robius stayed behind a moment to snog the game host! With Cupid on the run, the final round began to feel like a repeat of round one, with no one able to catch Cupid in one spot long enough to land a good solid thud on his backside. Cupid finished the round victorious yet again, with no kicks scored against him.

A new reason to hate valentines day, chasing cupid . . . Moonus has just arrived.
Moonus has bought you a shot of tequilla (salt and lime are optional)
Moonus takes shot, tosses it back, eats the lime peel and all, and tosses the salt over his sholder

Coming in second place with 2 kicks scored was Robius. Our big slithy tove winner of the night was Prometheus, with a total of 8 kicks scored! A big thanks goes out to Fancy, The most tip-top Top Cat in Fed, for playing Cupid for our can-kicking amusement!! Happy Valentine's Day everyone!!


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