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EARTHDATE: June 11, 2006

Event Reports - page 2

FEDDERGORIES

Saturday June 3
by Jessecka

Contrary to what certain kittens in need of a flea dip might think, I'm your Hostess with the Mostess, and this is the Feddergories writeup! It was a hot day, and I was broadcasting live from the white satin sands of Lair's beach, out in the Secret system. With that in mind, we had a completely beach theme Feddergories lined up. After a quick go with the rules, we got down to the business of fun.

Round one started out with everyone's favorite, Things Found In a Beach Bag Starting with L. Well, we got a mouse wearing Leopard shorts, drinking Light beer and Liquor on a Liner during Lunch! Round two was Foods Cooked on a Grill Starting with C. With answers ranging from Cabbage to Crab cakes, I was getting a little hungry. You can't have sand filled grilled food without something cool to drink, so our next round was Cold Drinks starting with M. After a few matching Mai Tai's, we got on to round four, which was our first Fed 2 category of the night. Of course, there was a little bit of groaning when I called out the category, although why no one likes Fed2 Player Names with H I'll never know. With only 2 people calling out our beloved editor's name, Hazed, we had a few that scored with Honoria and Helga. That brought us to the midway point with round five, and a great one, Things Found on the Beach starting with T. Well, our Topless bathers had on Thong bikinis lounging beside Trash Cans and Turds. Oh well, something tells me I should have used another starting letter. At the end of the first 5 rounds our scores were, Blue, Bourbon and Occy with 3, Fancy had 4, and Squeeks and Dun were tied with 6.

> xt honestly, I can't believe for once Bourbon had a clean answer!
xt well, kinda clean
Your comm unit relays a message from Bourbon, "yeah, must be slipping ;)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Bluehorseshoe, "yeah, tighten up bourbon, you have a reputation to uphold"

Round six began the second half with another Fed2 category, Fed2 commands that start with D. With everyone scoring 2 points, we moved on to Beach Activities starting with P. In between all the playing, I got a couple of ones that scored points with Pirate treasure hunting and Pass the pig.

> Your comm unit relays a message from Bourbon, "would peeing in the water have counted ?"
xt and um, ewwww, B, no, peeing in the water would not have counted!
Your comm unit relays a message from Occy, "wonder that myself bourbon"
Your comm unit relays a message from Bourbon, "I mean, after all those beers"
Your comm unit relays a message from Squeeky, "would you prefer peeing on the grill jess? :)"
Your comm unit relays a message from Bourbon, "LOL"
xt you guys are sick, yuck!
Your comm unit relays a message from Bourbon, "that's when you need to leave and the charcoal is still hot"
Your comm unit relays a message from Bourbon, "take that as a compliment Jess :)"
xt least you are not peeing on the dog turds and topless bathers

After forgetting what round we were on, I got back on track with round eight and Ways to Get to the Beach starting with D. We had a lot of good answers for that one that included, Robius "drop from a plane" Bourbon "Dinghy" Squeeky "drive" Fancy "downtown to beach bus" Bluehorseshoe "drive the dunes" Dunavant "dune buggy" Occy "dive off boat". Round nine was our last Fed2 category of the night, Systems and Planets starting with P. We had lots of people partying on Phobos it seemed with that one. And it's no fun going to the beach without something shopping for something new to wear, so our last regular category of the night was Something You Wear starting with S.

> Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Bluehorseshoe, "sand"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Squeeky, "sun tan lotion"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Fancy, "silver-tipped shoes"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Robius, "shiny spandex briefs"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Bourbon, "Sandals"
Your comm unit signals a tight beam message from Dunavant, "silver bracelet"
> xt wow, if we put all this together in one outfit.....someone would look.....pretty bad....LOL

With our Bonus round being, of course, Songs from the Beach Boys, we were singing the night away as I talled the final scores. Robius had 5 points, Occy 6 points, Bluehorseshoe with 8 points and Bourbon with 9 points. Coming in tied for second place with 11 points we had Dunavant and Squeeky, and with a come from behind victory with 14 points, our winner for the night was Fancy! Come out and join me next Saturday night for another exciting edition of Feddergories, where I have a slithy tove for the winner!


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