The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: June 11, 2006

Fed Funnies

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 114950:9596 - Vlad: If you are so worried about the number 666, then stand on your head and it will look like 999" - Jack Horkheimer

Stardate: 114959:8154 - Jessecka: Guess what I lost today??? My glasses! ~~Woman on bathroom scales

Stardate: 114960:5595 - Freya: The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Stardate: 114962:8357 - Gandroid: It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

Stardate: 114970:7980 - Occy: How far can you walk into the woods? Halfway, then you are walking out.

Stardate: 114979:4635 - Freya: All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable. -- Fran Lebowitz

Stardate: 114979:9440 - Occy: Laughter is an instant vacation." --Milton Berle,

Stardate: 114980:2517 - Gwaptiva: Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Stardate: 114990:8609 - Cinder: Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. - Nietzsche

Stardate: 114991:2332 - Occy: One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best." --Alan Shearer


MOODS OF THE WEEK

With a strategically placed "Kick Me" sign on his back, Asterix has left.

Wearing a T-shirt that says, "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it," Angelfowl has left.

Death before disco, Freya is here.

With a stereotypy of bananas Monkey is here.

Wrapped in a cotton towel and but still dripping from last minute run from the Jacuzzi Bourbon is here.

A living work of Art is here.

the teenage mutant ninja mousie Squeeky has left.

You hear a drum rolling in the background then over the PA the announcer say "The One And Only Occy is here.

Easily distracted by shiny things, Jinto has left.

An Invoice of Occy is here. Occy is wearing a medallion


CLOTHES (OR LACK OF THEM) OF THE WEEK

Wrapped in a cotton towel and but still dripping from last minute run from the Jacuzzi Bourbon is here. Bourbon is wearing a medallion and is carrying a keyring.
Jessecka says, "ewwww, you better have on clothes under that towel, B"
Bourbon says, "but why ???? lol"
Dunavant grins
Gwaptiva chuckles
Bourbon winks, "it was a last minute flight and they lost my luggage ;)"
Bourbon sits down but remembers to cross his legs
Occy asks, "bourbon want my floppy hat?"
Bourbon says, "not even gonna touch that one Occy.....lol"


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "thanks hazed i will look forward to my copy of the star being on my lp when i awake"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, Just don't trip over it on your way out off your ship, Furgas"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "The Fed2 Star accepts no responsibility or liability for injury caused by the delivery of the newsletter"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, Or, for that matter, while you read it. If something is so funny you die laughing - it's not our fault!"


EVENTS OF THE WEEK

Just over an hour after Gwaptiva's new planet linked into the game:
Scotia: A serious warehouse fire seems likely to cause shortages of mechparts.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "DOH! And had myself an event already too... no fair"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "wow, the arsons wasted no time :("
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Must have been a stray shell"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "darn the drought and thoughtless bbq'ers"

Halloween: A new process for making artifacts has been discovered.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "um....they are making new artifacts on Halloween??"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Halloween must be making zombies!"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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