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EARTHDATE: June 25, 2006

Fed Funnies

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 115057:9793 - Occy: If my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN"
Stardate: 115058:6422 - Nomad: If my calculations are correct A SLOW SLINKY + A FAST ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING REPAIR BILLS

Stardate: 115059:4931 - Occy: Just do not mix the drinking and the math. It is very dangerous to drink and derive.

Stardate: 115093:4182 - Occy: Too much of a good thing can be wonderful." --Mae West,

Stardate: 115108:6967 - Occy: Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good." --Ralph Waldo Emerson,
Stardate: 115108:9720 - Charles: If you bark against the bad, does that make your bite worse than your bark?


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monkey, "I think I'm spending too much time in Fed. I just did a google search for an "automated planet watering system""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "You mean: Cloud?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nolepaul, "Is it Friday yet..;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Somewhere in the universe, it probably is"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monkey, "Is it always Friday in the restaurant, TGI Friday?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "well, they say that it is Monkey"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Smitty, "waiters have NO authority to alter the space time continuum!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "no, but the owners do"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Smitty, "ah, of course"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Maybe they install a timewarp in each branch"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Like the one in Diesel's basement"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monkey, "and for their sake, God had better exist too or that's twice just in the name of their chain"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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