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EARTHDATE: July 2, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 115115:3367 - Hazed: Definition of gossip by Earl Wilson: Hearing something you like about someone you don't.

Stardate: 115126:7950 - Racingnut: Meta: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a libraries factory.......Maybe it'll evolve into a websters dictionary ;)

Stardate: 115126:8392 - Racingnut: Suicide on other server with OD of pills = 1 trip to the hospital room.......Taking the same pills again = Waking up as a Groundhog...........Wake up as a Groundhog knowing you'll still be a Financier = Priceless

Stardate: 115132:9750 - Hazed: The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers for the least hissing - Jean-Baptiste Colbert, finance minister to Louis XIV
Stardate: 115134:6492 - Gandroid: If I'm hissing, it usually means a hose has come unplugged.

Stardate: 115138:0912 - Djentsch: Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly. - Roger Ebert

Stardate: 115141:9941 - Hazed: Youth is when you blame your troubles on your parents; maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation - Berthold Brecht

Stardate: 115143:4791 - Occy: Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs." --B.C. Forbes,

Stardate: 115161:3899 - Occy: Someone should come out with a man-woman dictionary, like those English-French ones." --Tim Allen,
Stardate: 115162:0193 - Dooeee: Tim Allen can't tell the differance from a man-woman? No wonder the only jobs he gets is in a red suit...

Stardate: 115172:4132 - Occy: A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think." --Eleanor Roosevelt
Stardate: 115173:5092 - Gandolf: I think, therefore I forget.

Stardate: 115173:5120 - Zand: Whoever said money can't buy happiness just didn't have enough money.


MOOD OF THE WEEK

Sponsoring rubber cement as Fed's adhesive of choice, Bluehorseshoe is here.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It might be that the game on the new server isn't talking to the mail program on the new server... or something..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Asterix, "Did one offend the other at a party?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ondine, "What I was wondering my self, Asterix. ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "I bet the server made a pass at the mail program and got rebuffed."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Could be"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Asterix, "But to stop talking altogether? That's kind of drastic"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Furgas, "i think the fed server hit on the mail servers best friend"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It doesn't have to be something really serious... you know how tiny tiffs can get blown out of all proportion"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sylvadin, "I always listen attentively and politely to my mother"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sylvadin, "Then I go do what the hell I want"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dupree, "Calling all POs I have two facs left to build, What does your planet need?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I need a chocolate factory"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dupree, "I do have an exclusive deal with Willy Wonka Hazed so that can be arranged..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Oh good. Pop over to Mars, then, and build me a factory close to CDs"


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