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EARTHDATE: July 9, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 115189:4298 - Buddy: Doesn't NASA know they just simply type BOARD and the shuttle is in space?

Stardate: 115197:7656 - Occy: Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it." --Agatha Christie
Stardate: 115197:9868 - Charles: However, a punch in the teeth IS.

Stardate: 115198:2782 - Averatec: Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it. - George Orwell (1903- 1950).

Stardate: 115211:9070 - Occy: A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age." --Robert Frost
Stardate: 115213:4975 - Maxwell: So what's a man who remembers a woman's age but never remembers her birthday?
Stardate: 115213:6596 - Rowan: Dead?
Stardate: 115213:6970 - Gwaptiva: Nah, not dead. Just a man.
Stardate: 115213:9470 - Smitty: a deadman.
Stardate: 115214:5613 - Dooeee: a man that remebers a woman's age but not her brithday.... that would be the dogs new room mate!!!!
Stardate: 115216:0269 - Lynnea: Probably the dogs new mate, as well.

Stardate: 115219:0845 - Maxwell: No notices concerning glitches? No upcoming events? No random quotes by long-dead authors? What has this board come to?


EXCHANGE EVENT OF THE WEEK

Binary: A new process for making livestock has been discovered.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Hmmmm... I am curious what kinda process people on Binary have come up with"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "cloning"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Hmmm... fair point"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Parthenogenesis"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "magic"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "scraping the barrel a bit though :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "copy machine"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "let's xerox a cow"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "hehe"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Maybe they have found a way to make a cow split in two like an ameoba"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "now that could be gross. lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "eeeewww..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "and where would the fun be for the bulls"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "what bulls? kill 'em for the meat, and save money"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "They could dispense with the male animals completely, which sounds like a good thing to me."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "mutter"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "why did I KNOW you were gonna say that, Hazed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "ok, people are starting to think the same here... i better hush up"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "But don't worry, I am sure they have no plans to extend this technology to humans"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Somehow, I'm still worried"


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