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EARTHDATE: September 17, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 115790:7384 - Bourbon: Procrastination is a great gift, it can be opened tomorrow

Stardate: 115793:6726 - Gandolf: You are never too old to become younger. --Mae West

Stardate: 115799:9347 - Occy: There comes a time when one should quit drinking and gracefully pass out." --Jack Tollett
Stardate: 115800:1510 - Gandroid: Oh dear.. I'm not graceful at all. I tend to fall over rather noisily and knock things about when I get drunk.
Stardate: 115802:6670 - Buddy: You should switch blends of motor oil then, Gandroid;)

Stardate: 115813:6037 - Djentsch: I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to. - Albert Einstein

Stardate: 115813:7119 - Occy: Absolute maximum growth is probably incompatible with maximum quality." --Larry Ellison,

Stardate: 115819:6194 - Occy: Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?" --Steven Spielberg,

Stardate: 115828:2368 - Racingnut: Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today----James Dean

Stardate: 115837:3966 - Buddy: Act crazy and people will leave you alone;)

Stardate: 115838:4709 - Djentsch: Now for some reason, I have a bad feeling about this: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a radioactives factory.


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. Arlene has just arrived.

Full Metal Jackass: Nightdroid has left.

Oozing by, leaving a slimy green toxic trail Greengooeyglob has just arrived.

Back to denial Occy has just arrived.

Trading for a net loss Docdroopy is here.

Werkin' the AKs... do you have a package?... Oris has just arrived.

Wearing a T-shirt that says, "Who are you? And Why are you reading my shirt?" Angelfowl has left.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "Do infrastructure builds have effects on the exchange not listed in the manual?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "not that i know of"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "No, any effect they have is listed on the page for the particular build"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Apart from the super-secret never-to-be-explained effects of course. If I told you about those, I'd have to kill you."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "well, as long as he is insured, that shouldn't matter too much would it Hazed?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "Aaah, ok that explains that then - makes more sense now -"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "Make sure your insured before asking about the super-secret never-to-be-explained effects."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "I think there's an exclusionary clause for deaths caused by a deity"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "but does that also cover the semi-devine?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I'm not telling"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "well, you're on your own then Stirling"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "just seems that some builds are useless right now without a promotion on the horizon, but now that I know there are super-secret never-to-be-explained effects, they may have their benefits"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "You may wonder... will it work for a semi-divine... you can't be sure, and frankly, neither can I... so, it's up to you... you decide... do you feel lucky? Punk?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "uh oh"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Well do ya?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "Kinda figured that was rhetorical :P"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "Or should I persist in attempting to get the super-secret never-to-be-explained effects revealed? :PP"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "It's not a certainty untill it goes into the game, and even then, it's a questionable certainty"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Is anything in life certain?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "Is it a questionably certain or certainly questionable?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "death, taxes and rain in Scotland tomorrow"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "Uncertainty is certain"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "change is certain"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "and constant"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "But don't count on that!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i've heard that it is also good"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "well, it's good in that it keeps me employed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I hope"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "change is also good for getting sodas out of a machine"


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