POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 115976:1087 - Liakell: Last night I stayed up late playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright
Stardate: 116007:6762 - Occy: If you have any doubts that we live in a society controlled by men, try reading down the index of contributors to a volume of quotations, looking for women's names." --Elaine Gill,
Stardate: 116008:0764 - Occy: It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret." --Jackie Joyner-Kersee,
Stardate: 116016:8373 - Occy: How does a project get to be a year behind schedule? One day at a time." --Fred Brooks,
Stardate: 116017:3655 - Victoria: How do you eat an elephant, one bite at a time ---Crocodile Dundee
Stardate: 116017:4528 - Mistress: How do you flog a slave, one crack of the whip at a time --Vixen Mistress
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dead, "so what happens if you die uninsured?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "hehe... you become your name"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nolepaul, "You will be what your name suggests...DEAD"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nolepaul, "Beat me to the punch there Gwap..:)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dead, "no recourse?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "nope..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "none at all"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Dead, "kk later all :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "dead, over, finished, gone, done, out"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "thank goodness the pirate isnt around"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "somehow toga's and scarvy ridden pirates don't seem to fit in the same picture....lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "LOL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You don't think pirates every hold toga parties on their days off?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "RMAO"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "LOL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "now Hazed, that deserves mention in the Star......LOL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "I want my planet back"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "oh yeah."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "gonna need a change of clothes for that rank"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "lol But I look soooo good in this nondescript grey coverall"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Still wearing a grey coverall? Disgraceful. Boring clothes should be outlawed."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "I like being boring"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Remind me not to get in a conversation with you, then :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "Hazed will just converse with me, that will be boring enough.....LOL"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Yawn!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Averatec, "i don't wear clothes"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "At least that's a statement. Better than those horrible bland coveralls."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Averatec, "i'm a comupter, what need do i have for outer coverings?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "RFI shielding of course"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Averatec, "internal"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Then how about to protect you from people who insist on eating their lunch over you?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Averatec, "i don't allow organic beings around me"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "somehow a Red Lobster bib on a computer just doesn't cut it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "a Red Lobster bib on anyone doesn't cut it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Except a lobster"
OLD JOKES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "To get to the ATM you have to go around the sun, not through it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Liakell, "that's what you think... if you go at night... it's safe =)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Is the roulette table still around?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "think it may be more rectangular K"
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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