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EARTHDATE: October 22, 2006

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 116103:5347 - Occy: A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you." --Bert Leston Taylor,

Stardate: 116109:1373 - Rowan: A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.

Stardate: 116116:2148 - Sama: If we don't change the direction we are going, we will end up where we are headed ~Old Chinese Proverb

Stardate: 116135:0798 - Hazed: Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. - Voltaire.

Stardate: 116136:3179 - Liakell: It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper. - Rod Serling
Stardate: 116136:6212 - Gandroid: the reminds me about a joke where a bear is asking a rabbit if he had problems with stuff sticking to his fur...
Stardate: 116140:0867 - Buddy: we all know that bears use Charmin...the television tells us so;)

Stardate: 116140:2613 - Robius: People who think they know everything annoy those of us that do.
Stardate: 116142:3644 - Oris: Those that know everything never mention it.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jermyn, "oh,crud!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jermyn, "I just wandered into the sun.great going...."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Emie, "Make sure you INSURE by typing INSURE!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Emie, "It happens to the best of us ^_^"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jermyn, "so im guessing my ship is destroyed?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Emie, "Mysteriously, it would not appear so...perhaps they had a clone of it as well ^_-"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "Guess again ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "it was saved before it was toasted"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jermyn, "phew"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "you were already gone when that happened"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nightdroid, "See, this is why the workplace safety board has recommended installation of a protective cover over the sun"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "GA Customs has no regard for societal status. After being pulled over again I finally stated, "Do you know who I am? I am a Magellan Society Member in good standing!! This is a career decision you are making here.""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "He replied, "Yes sir. Thank you for your cooperation. See you next trip. HARHARHAR.""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Stirling, you may as well give up... they even pull me over. ME! The demi-goddess! They have no respect at all."


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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