POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 116146:6722 - Zmikeyz: Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Stardate: 116146:8565 - Oris: Zmikeyz... it's because our nose runs and our feet smell.
Stardate: 116167:4506 - Liakell: The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
Stardate: 116180:6295 - Occy: Winning is like a deodorant. It covers up a lot that stinks." --Doc Rivers,
Stardate: 116193:1620 - Liakell: It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames. - Harry Hill
MOOD THE WEEK
My shooting has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's driving Occy has just arrived.
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Emie, "I wish my spynet report would stop saying I recently arrived, I need to log in and out arbitrarily more often"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Emie, "My boyfriend started at least week after me and his already says "regularly frequents""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Liakell, "awww trust me... you don't want it to get to where it says you're older than dirt"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Whoops - I didn't notice the reset!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "the first sign of senility is forgetting.....now what was I talking about again?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I can't remember"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "Success is not remembering what you were trying to forget?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "I'm one successful person then"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "I think I have sometimers disease"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "combine that with dunlaps disease and it shows you are middle aged"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Stirling, "Plausible deniability."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Dunlaps disease?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "it is where your belly is so big, it dunlap over your belt"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "insert rimshot"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "ah, heck, who wants a sixpack anyway when you can have a barrel!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "lol I'm laughing on the inside. ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "thank you, you"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Oh, I suffer from that"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Vlad, "ve been a loverly audience"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "we'll be here all week"
MISUNDERSTANDING OF THE WEEK
During a discussion of FedTerm's f-keys and how the F1 is the start-up key which runs every time you log on:
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jessecka, "I remember Bourbon didn't know that, and he had Buy Fuel on his F1, and for the longest time, he just thought Bella was nice and coded in something to make sure he bought gas each time he logged in so he wouldn't run out"
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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