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EARTHDATE: December 10, 2006

Fed Funnies

POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 116530:5720 - Djentsch: The worst thing about the miracle of modern communications is the Pavlovian pressure it places upon everyone to communicate whenever a bell rings. - Russell Baker
Stardate: 116530:5723 - Djentsch: It seems rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. - Erma Bombeck

Stardate: 116532:7603 - Hazed: The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears that this is true. - James Branch Cabell

Stardate: 116567:8703 - Hazed: I'm a firm believer in luck, and the harder I work, the more I seem to have of it - Thomas Jefferson


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kinzin, "on"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "time?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "board?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "top?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "tario?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Repairs to your company? 8.9 megs/cycle...dividends? 4.06 megs/cycle...your last cycle as a manufactuerer? Priceless. There are some things groats can buy. For everything else, there's slithy toves."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Rowan, "I asked Santa for a few tasty guys this year....but I'll probably get coal again."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Splineman, "Just remember, coal eventually turns to diamonds :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Rowan, "Diamonds are not all that special....now, enslaving the galaxy to do my every whim....that could be a girl's best friend..."


ATTEMPTED PURCHASE OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "I just tried to "buy hazed"...didn't work"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Of course not! I am not for sale, and if I was, you couldn't afford me."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "i would go there but i thank its better that i didnt :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "besides it better that i keep a low profile till i take over the earth :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Good call"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Of course, I am flattered that you should want to buy me. It shows you have very good taste."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "lol ummm...I was trying to buy gaschips. :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "hehe"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "What? How could you possibly mistake me for some gaschips? Now I am insulted!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Lack of attentiveness. My bad"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "run kb run :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "Guess I shouldn't count on promoting any time soon. ;)"


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