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EARTHDATE: January 7, 2007

Official News - page 5

A DASTARDLY THEFT

by Hazed

Earth was rocked yesterday by the sudden disappearance of all the objects on the planet. This caused massive inconvenience for all Fedders, particularly those hoping to visit the Galactic Administration for a permit or thrill-seekers wanting to bungee jump from the roof, because the elevators in the HQ building were not working - their buttons had vanished leaving them stationary. Those who had gone to sleep in the roof garden were trapped, with no way to get down.

Victor was not in his usual place in the Magellan Society booth, the cab and the monorail were out of action, and even the dumpster containing the smelly tramp wasn't where it was supposed to be.

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "There seems to be a problem - all objects on Earth have vanished."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "on no they were stolen"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Nobody leave the planet! Everyone turn out your pockets!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "rofl"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Tyler, "Im out of here lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Yodabunny, "ha! too late, I stole them, and I'm already gone!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I am investigating right now, trying to figure out just what the hell happened."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "they went for a good price on the black market i hear"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "Has Willy been at it again?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "He stole the cab the last time. Maybe he wanted more?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nomad, "i heard it was a cat and mouse job"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "Fancy wouldn't do that"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Oris, "that leaves Cats and Squeeky."

It turned out to be a problem with the file that holds the objects for the planet Earth - it has become corrupted and had not loaded into the game after the reset. Hazed provided a replacement file and Bella reset the game, bringing back all the lost objects, allowing new players to get their permits and those trapped on the roof to return safely to ground level.


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