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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 116876:1488 - Franco: MARS: CEO requests return of stolen forged stock certificates - detainee quoted as saying "I wasn't done forging my own signature yet, I've committed no crime!" Video at 11!

Stardate: 116879:0205 - Cloudbase: No matter what goes wrong, there is always someone who knew it would

Stardate: 116892:8262 - Occy: A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age."--Zsa Zsa Gabor,

Stardate: 116893:6133 - Djentsch: Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness" but it doesn't work. - Gallagher

Stardate: 116913:9160 - Desaxman: Anyone who has seen the taxman flying around Fed dataspace, please let me know, he has something of mine. About 6M something of mine. My company is tax-exempt by order of the Minister of Silly Walks.

Stardate: 116913:9160 - Desaxman: Anyone who has seen the taxman flying around Fed dataspace, please let me know, he has something of mine. About 6M something of mine. My company is tax-exempt by order of the Minister of Silly Walks.
Stardate: 116914:2885 - Desaxman: It was worth a shot, anyways :)

Stardate: 116915:9779 - Occy: What you eat standing up doesn't count."--Beth Barnes,

Stardate: 116916:0231 - Occy: Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."--Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel

Stardate: 116919:6171 - Gwaptiva: Solving hunger: Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Give a man a fishing rod, and he'll chop it up for firewood... or swap it for a fish

Stardate: 116923:5165 - Djentsch: Wars begin where you will, but they do not end where you please. Machiavelli

MOODS OF THE WEEK

Banging on the #@$# door because apparently Life is lazy as well as deaf, Zardoz has just arrived. Zardoz is carrying a keyring.

Hiding his laptop from the wife.... Wizard has just arrived.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "It has been said that "For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction" kinda explains while I feel so jerked around :-)."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You could refuse to be acted upon. Don't react. Be the immoveable object."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Is that possible?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You don't know till you try

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