POSTS OF THE WEEK
Stardate: 116984:1416 - Gandolf: If space is a vacuum, how do you change the bag?
Stardate: 116984:5614 - Occy: Life is rather like a tin of sardines -- we're all of us looking for the key."--Alan Bennett,
Stardate: 116991:5403 - Bourbon: You know you play Fed a lot when you count worker droids jumping over fences to help fall asleep, who needs sheep ?
Stardate: 117001:6267 - Cragon: Cat or Mouse? The choice is yours so vote now. Visit the Cube Cafe and follow the link to my Fed Blog and let your opinion be known.
Stardate: 117003:7735 - Catspaws: Cragon: Cats rule, mice taste good with mustard. 'Nuff said.
Stardate: 117004:2488 - Squeeky: everybody knows that cats drool and mice rule!!!!
Stardate: 117008:0341 - Klytos: Whether you believe you can do a thing or not, you are right. - Henry Ford
Stardate: 117008:2332 - Cloudbase: Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. -Robert F. Kennedy
Stardate: 117008:3082 - Desaxman: Only those who fail to dare greatly can ever achieve a longer life span. - Unknown
Stardate: 117016:8428 - Cloudbase: why is it you can tell a person that there are 300 billion stars in the universe and they will not challenge that statement, but tell them the door has wet paint upon it, they will touch it to see if its true?
Stardate: 117028:2115 - Otter: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him how to fish and you have someone else to bring the beer.
Stardate: 117028:9843 - Art: Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life.
Stardate: 117038:0122 - Oris: We are Starbucks... we are golden.
QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "G'nite everyone. Time for me to hit the hay. Alohas all around."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Oxcart, "Be nice to the hay. What's it ever done to you?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "hmm, wonder if it's 2 frumious bandersnatchii, would it then be 3 frumious bandersnatchiii?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i doubt it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "or 4 bandersnathiv?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "don't think so on that either"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "hmm, ok. Just checking"
ACT OF THE WEEK
Otter holds the rocket up in the air and give it a shake to operate the self-ignition mechanism. There is a hissing noise as the rocket's fuse ignites, and then it shoots off - but not up into the air as it is supposed to, but straight towards you!
Gwaptiva ducks under the table
Otter exclaims, "ack!!!"
Fancy hits the floor quickly.
Otter watches as the rocket traverses the room and circles back toward him.
Otter turns and runs. The rocket gainly with every step.
Catspaws hides behind Fancy and peeks over his shoulder
Otter winces as the crowd see the rocket's red glare and bombs bursting in air as the rocket detonates on Otter rear.
Otter runs over to the open barrel of ale and jumps in, butt first.
Otter smiles a sigh of relief.
Gwaptiva asks, "the bombs bursting in ass?"
Catspaws applauds Otter
Fancy grins mischievously and asks, "Who wants a pint of ale?"
Occy says, "i'll pass"
Gwaptiva says, "er.... I'll have one of them mouse thingies instead"
Otter has bought you a pint of Diesel's Old Peculiar strong dark ale.
Otter says, "hehe"
Otter says, "it's very peculiar now"
Otter climbs out of the barrel dripping ale over the floor.
Otter says, "and probably a little stronger too"
Catspaws snickers behind her paw
Gwaptiva says, "I'll have Theakston's Old Peculiar instead"
Gwaptiva says, "which is a real old earth ale"
Catspaws drawls, "I'm glad I'm not an ale drinker...."
Gwaptiva says, "I do like the occasional pint of newcastle brown ale"
With a roar of outrage, Diesel picks her baseball bat up off the bar and wallops Otter round the head. Ouch, that must have hurt!
Gwaptiva roars with laughter
Fancy has given you a happy smile.
Catspaws points to Otter and snickers
Otter says, "one of these days that girl is gonna kill me"
Catspaws drawls, "Could be quite soon, too...."
If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.
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