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EARTHDATE: March 4, 2007

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 117241:0753 - Hazed: There is no difference between men and boys - except the price of their toys!

Stardate: 117250:0731 - Occy: The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."--Lucille Ball,

Stardate: 117255:4062 - Madadder: If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -Brooke Shields

Stardate: 117258:9441 - Desaxman: Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected." -- Red Buttons

Stardate: 117260:4604 - Djentsch: Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe which strives to produce bigger idiots... software engineers' saying
Stardate: 117260:4650 - Djentsch: So far, the Universe is winning... applications programmers' saying

Stardate: 117277:6699 - Otter: Happiness is a warm slithy!
Stardate: 117279:6416 - Ariadne: Happiness is Arlene promoting!
Stardate: 117279:7973 - Arlene: Happiness is when the main representative group for law students at an English-medium university finally learns how to use spell check.
Stardate: 117280:0672 - Ghostman: Who needs Spell checker when I have the Occy to English Translator and Icey to Occy Textbook?
Stardate: 117281:2192 - Klytos: I find it rather sad that a 'main representative group for law students at an English-medium university' NEED spellcheck!


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "I'll hang out until reset to see how my arts did. :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I wish I had money to waste on frivolous things like arts collections"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I hope you are going to open a gallery when you're done"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "lol...there's not a command for "see arts"...just "c price arts". :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "hehe"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "I think I'm gonna send to feedback for an "appreciate arts" command"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kblackdragon, "As you sit and appreciate the arts available in the exchange, you begin to salivate, not only for the pure aesthetic value, but also how much these would go for on Brass."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Have you heard my proposed system name, H?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "No... should I be worried about what you plan?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "The "Perpetual Arlesque Continuum" - and believe it or not, I'm not doing it for the Hall of Fame entry for first system name with more than 2 words or longest system name or the be that pain in the sides of others."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You just want to discourage visitors?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Or annoy Bella?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madadder, "Heh, if I wanted to do that I'd name my system something like lxoxlxlxoxoxkxhxoxwxmxuxcxhxyxoxuxhxaxvxextxtxoxtxyxpxe"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Madadder, "Without the extra T in there of course"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I think if you tried that we'd tell you not to be silly"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hamsalad, "I thought that T was silent."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hamsalad, "I wanna see a planet named Friggin"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hamsalad, "Then you can have the friggin exchange, the friggin link, the friggin hospital."


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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