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EARTHDATE: March 11, 2007

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 117293:2724 - Squeeky: due to the fact that the mouse is sick fed will be cancelled tonight
Stardate: 117294:9585 - Catspaws: I'll bet Feddergories will be cancelled tonight as well since the mouse is sick.
Stardate: 117295:9550 - Archer: Since Fed is cancelled, why not tune in to Fed Radio instead? www.fed-radio.net ;)
Stardate: 117298:5575 - Arlene: You heard the mouse! Fed is cancelled!

Stardate: 117301:7714 - Occy: Drama is life with the dull bits cut out."--Alfred Hitchcock,
Stardate: 117301:8451 - Ghostman: Hey what good is Drama when Life cuts you short?...Ghostman!

Stardate: 117307:3098 - Dork: I'm the idiot around here, and I'm not going to let some half-wit take my place!

Stardate: 117311:3440 - Desaxman: Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." -- Fran Lebowitz
Stardate: 117311:3469 - Desaxman: He who laughs last didn't get it." -- Helen Giangregorio

Stardate: 117311:7227 - Catspaws: Mark your calendars. Pub Crawl begins Friday at 7PM EST in the Hair of the Dog on Catseye. Party ends when the last person crawls home.
Stardate: 117312:8157 - Zand: Seems like it would end when the second to last crawled home?
Stardate: 117312:8257 - Gwaptiva: Zand, are you saying you do not roleplay when there's nobody else to see it?
Stardate: 117313:1317 - Desaxman: If Zand roleplays in the forest, and there's nobody to see it, does he make a sound?
Stardate: 117314:0513 - Insomnius: if Desaxman talks about Zand in the forest is he lying down?
Stardate: 117314:4456 - Archer: The sound he makes in the forest when nobody else is around is "Ohhhhh I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...."
Stardate: 117314:8919 - Delamitrius: I sleep all night and I work all day...." "He's a lumberjack and he's ok.............................just like my dear mama!!!" (I forget the middle part.)

Stardate: 117317:7785 - Icey: Fair Warning I am Grumpy!!
Stardate: 117318:4863 - Catspaws: Hi, Grumpy, I'm Catspaws!

Stardate: 117320:5707 - Hazed: If a man is a fool the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise that fact by speaking. - Woodrow Wilson

Stardate: 117321:5011 - Desaxman: Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." -- Oscar Wilde
Stardate: 117321:5106 - Desaxman: By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." -- Socrates
Stardate: 117321:5665 - Delamitrius: For I've been born and I've been wed. All of man's peril comes of bed." - C.H. Webb
Stardate: 117321:9980 - Klytos: Wow, I always thought my perils were due to my getting out of bed!

Stardate: 117329:2956 - Hazed: The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself. - Winston Churchill

Stardate: 117337:7505 - Desaxman: At my age, every doctor says the same thing; It's either something I have to live with - or something I have to live without." -- Unknown
Stardate: 117337:7528 - Desaxman: Birthdays are good for you. Studies show that the people who have the most live the longest." - Unknown


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "well, as i'm sure you've heard, it takes a strong lady to be married to a soldier"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "you know, to carry his bags, and stuff ;)"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ghostman, "woohoo something i wrote made it in the star.. its been yrs since that happened!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Fame at last, Ghostman!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "I was only mentioned twice. hardly worth the read."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "You need to be funnier, then."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "I am very funny, simply unappreciated in my time."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "If you want to be appreciated you need to be funny in earshot of a newsdroid"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Well then I should park myself in front of a certain one I know permanently."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "But I were to do that, I too would become dull and uninteresting much like the newsdroid that I know and then there'd be nothing lively or funny about me."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Are you implying that my newsdroids are dull and uninteresting?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I am the only one who is allowed to insult my newdroids"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Perhaps you'd be kind enough to point out the specific ordinance, chapter, section, sub-section and line in the Galactic Administration's Ordinances where such is written down"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It's an unwritten rule"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Everyone knows that unwritten rules have much more force than written ones"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Make sure you don't visit my planet when it exists. I might just arrest you :P"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Don't worry darling, I wouldn't dream of setting foot on your planet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "That's "masterpiece" to you."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Don't worry, masterpiece, I wouldn't dream of setting foot on your planet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Ha ha. Thank goodness I've already gone to bed and only an echo of my mega-consciousness received your pitiful attempt at humour. Goodbye."


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