TOP TEN THINGS WE'D LIKE TO DO TO THE TAXMAN
by Hazed
Everyone hates the taxman, so the conversation on the comms recently turned to what we'd like to do to him, to punish him for his greedy, grasping ways. And yes, he is a man - he must be! Despite Arlene claiming that only a woman could be that evil, and despite the taxman himself putting in an appearance and claiming to be female, he really is a man. I know these things!
| 1. |
Bribe customs to pull him over a few times and 'accidentally' throw him into the sun. |
| 2. |
Tie him up and give him to Arlene. Especially if it really is a he. We agree, this would be a fate worse than death! |
| 3. |
Send him bungee jumping and hope the odds are in your favor - SPLAT! |
| 4. |
Tell the taxman that Hazed has all the money stored in the chocolates... then sit back and watch the fun. |
| 5. |
Send him to Graveyard to toil with the zombies. |
| 6. |
Make him listen to Vogon poetry. |
| 7. |
Make him change places with that disgusting tramp in the dumpster on Earth, and see how he likes a life of poverty. |
| 8. |
Stick him in a room full of zlitherworms and grizzles! |
| 9. |
Tie him behind a spaceship and drag him around Sol. |
| 10. |
Finally, the blunt and unsubtle approach - kill him! |
Thanks to Dannae, Arlene, Kblackdragon and Tyler for their suggestions.
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