ROLE-PLAY CLASS
Sunday April 1
by Catspaws
It all started with a tapping sound on the comms, then, instead of a regal meowing, a rusty "Squeek!" was heard. When people started ignoring my non-invitation and arrived at Chez Diesel, they found me grumpily nibbling on a cheese ball while complaining loudly that Squeeky had done something to me. Even my appearance had changed. This is what everyone saw:
Before you is what appears to be a rather large mouse with outsized ears and a tail much longer and wider than normal. The mouse wears a tuxedo and a tag on the collar reads, "Squeeky."
I tried to work around my obvious disability as I had a non-scheduled class to hold, but it was hard when I kept trying to gnaw holes into the wall or rummage in the garbage. I had Diesel send all the repair bills to Squeeky, as I am certain the mouse was behind this disastrous turn of events. Gwaptiva and Fancy weren't a lot of help, as they kept making comments such as the following:
Monkeyone smiles, "hope that's better :)"
Gwaptiva says, "for her, yes. Myself... I'm getting rather cheesed off"
Fancy says, "What a cheesy joke"
Gwaptiva says, "edam! What are we gonna do with you"
Fancy takes a knife to the hunk of cheese and cuts a slice off of it.
Gwaptiva says, "I'd give you an aspirin but not sure what gouda it'd do"
Gwaptiva peers at Catspaws in utter puzzlement. "I wonder what it could brie"
Fancy says, "Beats me, I'm parmesan you that."
Gwaptiva gets a pebble from his pocket. "I wonder what I'm walking around with this rock for"
Catspaws groans
Gwaptiva says, "oh comeon... that one was actually quite clever I thought"
Fancy asks, "Didn't Charles Limburger carry that with him on his famous flight?"
Gwaptiva says, "I'm such a fun guy"
Gwaptiva says, "I swiss I knew what was wrong with Catspaws"
Fancy says, "Well, hope she feels feta soon. 'Twould be a pity if someone bleu it."
Gwaptiva says, "yeah, I'm fed up with her wining"
Who needs enemies?
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