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EARTHDATE: April 15, 2007

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TOP TEN REASONS TO STAY HOME AND PLAY FED INSTEAD OF GOING TO WORK/SCHOOL

by Hazed

As if we actually needed reasons to want to skive off and play Fed, here are the top ten suggestions from players:

1. Because my depots are just about full... I have to clear them.
2. Because my planet is about to go in any day now.
3. Because I have 2 alts with IPOs, and I have to arrange the financing.
4. Because I just have to beat Fancy at Cryptograms.
5. Because any day now I'll get the hang of these futures things and start getting a positive number of points.
6. Because I only have 34,999 shares and I need one more for my stock holding.
7. Because my alt is about to get married and I'm the best man/woman.
8. Because I'm about to get married to my alt and I need to find a best man/woman.
9. Because you learn a lot more about life from Fed than you do from school.
10. Because making groats is a lot easier than making real life money.

Thanks to Djentsch and Zardoz for their suggestions.


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