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EARTHDATE: April 15, 2007

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 117551:1754 - Gandolf: Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Stardate: 117553:4775 - Hazed: Some men spend a lifetime in an attempt to comprehend the complexities of women. Others preoccupy themselves with simpler tasks, such as understanding the theory of evolution. - Albert Einstein

Stardate: 117553:8060 - Madadder: Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

Stardate: 117603:3581 - Hamsalad: The Last Word...... word

Stardate: 117614:4390 - Squeeky: How do you know when your out of invisible ink?
Stardate: 117614:5469 - Cragon: Your invisible pen will stop working.

Stardate: 117622:1399 - Madadder: Studies show that more information is passed through watercooler gosip than through official memos, which puts me at a disadvantage because I bring my own water to work. - Dwight Schrute

Stardate: 117638:1685 - Hazed: New technology is the stuff that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

Stardate: 117648:2763 - Squeeky: What disease did cured ham actually have?
Stardate: 117648:7727 - Metrostar: It used to be deviled ham, but an exorcist "cured" it
Stardate: 117653:0814 - Hamsalad: For the record..... I am one healthy pig. No disease here.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Yubba, "sighs::: finds himself getting nostalgic for AK's"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Smitty, "they seem so great when they're gone huh?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "What short memories you have! You don't remember how you all bitched and moaned and whined about allt he AK jobs you had to do"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Smitty, "it's kinda true hazed, i mean, we had to do MORE even ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Yubba, "true, but we tend to forget the bad and remember the good....ummm...the good..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Nostalgia ain't what it used to be"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Yubba, "maybe i mistook nausea for nostalgia?"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "Let me tell you how it will be!~"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "heres 1 for you 19 for me!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "TAXMAN"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "RUNS AND HIDES::::"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "I get Riots when yesterday I had 0% disaffection and today it's at 5%?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "That is very unlucky - the dice must have been against you"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "Someone needs to be shot....just gotta figure out who"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Did you do something to annoy the random-number-generating-droid?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "AH! the random-number-generating-droid need to be shot!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Garioso, "I dunno paul... just pick someone make a good argument and do it... no one will remember in a few years"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Deus, "you could always call in those people in the black suits and sunglasses let them take care of the problem Paul"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "There ya go Paul...shoot that droid..his title is too long anyway."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Deus, "they is real good at disappearin people"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "Wish we had ship weapons...I'd just shoot some people til I figured out that I probably had gotten the right one by random chance!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Even if you didn't get the right person, I am sure you'd feel a lot better "
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Deus, "are you saying a good shooting helps purge them violent thoughts"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "at least temporarily"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "remind me to be nicer to my postman, just in case....lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Paul, "And if you shoot enough people your likely to have a lot of peace and quiet afterwards..."


DISGUSTING EASTER CONVERSATION OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "There are some eggs spread about Earth. What is this Tom Foolery?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Ruhe, "Really? Easter eggs?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hamsalad, "they're delicious too.... dark chocolate. yummy"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Has the Easter Bunny been dropping his eggs again?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hamsalad, "bunny?..... I hope they were eggs..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Small, round, brown, dropped by a rabbit... sure, what else could they be?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hamsalad, "I'd rather not think of the the alternatives... just concentrating on, "It was chocolate.... It was chocolate...""
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "If it was wrapped in gold foil then you're probably safe"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Royalsims, "maybe the bunny is just a neat bunny."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Nobody is THAT neat!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hamsalad, "If the eggs were in a plastic bag.... uh oh."


DISTURBING QUESTION OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Yodabunny, "who wants some sheep and lub oils?"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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