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Fed Funnies - page 1

by Hazed

As Blue Oyster Cult (almost) sang,

Seasons don't fear the reset
Nor do the wind, the sun or the rain
We can be like they are
Come on baby... Don't fear the reset

There certainly seem to be reasons in Fed2 to worry about an impending reset - in fact players have got a real case of resetophobia!

1.	My company will end up missing.
2.	I've got margin calls on futures I never bought.
3.	My facs and depots were all destroyed and now I'm a Financier with no money.
4.	My population will carry on rioting until my planet is just a ball of rubble.
5.	The taxman is going to confiscate everything I earned today.
6.	Bella may hold the game down to do the backups which means there will be 15 whole minutes when I can't play Fed!
7.	The grope command will come up missing.
8.	My persona might be gone after reset.
9.	I fear my reset helmet straps will break.
10.	Fed may not be here.

Thanks to Djentsch, Gwaptiva, Tyler and Zardoz for their suggestions.