The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: April 22, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 3


POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 117656:5285 - Hazed: I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it. - Mark Twain

Stardate: 117675:6548 - Tyler: Family Jewels would like to say THANKs.
Stardate: 117675:6935 - Madadder: Athletic Supporter would like to say "No problem."

Stardate: 117682:9698 - Occy: The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot."--Michael Altshuler

Stardate: 117701:0163 - Boone: have a nice day, unless you've made other plans-Anon.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Camel, "Spits a good morning to all"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Oh please Camel, don't leave your icky saliva on the comms."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Camel, "Morning Hazed, well if I had a spitton"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Ok, let's start a collection to raise enough groats to get Camel a spittoon."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Klytos, "Is his aim good?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Klytos, "I'm not pitching in for a spittoon if he can't hit it."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Camel, "spits dead center of klytos port screen"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spacey, "his aim appears to be good, lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Klytos, "ooo... guess I shouldn't have gone there! *looks for a towel*"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Camel, "good enough aim?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Camel, "Lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Disgusting!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Klytos, "Smelly too"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Camel, "brb, changing front ends"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandroid, "I thought droids were the only ones with interchangable front ends"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "i didn't know camels could do that!!!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Camel, "back"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandroid, "can change the back, too?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gandroid, "I should have been a camel"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "ah... ok... you're confusing me now"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Did someone put you in a round dome and tell you to go stand in the corner, Gwap?"


EMBARASSING STATEMENT OF THE WEEK

While attempting to get people to use the roleplaying forums, Sephorin has some difficulty getting people past the password on the forum. Gandolf wonders why such a high level of security is necessary:

Gandolf: "why such secrecy to the site?"
Sephorin: "It was flooded by penis elargement ads, so Catspaws added a password."
Gandolf: "hrmm... I may have wanted to read one of those ..."
Sephorin: "LOL"
Gandolf: "wait.. did I say that out load?"
Gandolf: "err.. loud?"
Sephorin: "Hey, aren't you staff, Gandolf? You're supposed to be a shining example for the rest of us."
Gandolf: "in fed no one can see you blush"
Gandolf: "dang near choked on my vodka when you said that"
Sephorin: "Hrm, vodka's not a good thing to choke on."


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