The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: May 6, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 2


POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 117778:3284 - Occy: There are two kinds of light -- the glow that illuminates and the glare that obscures."--James Thurber

Stardate: 117784:8295 - Hazed: Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy.

Stardate: 117804:2092 - Arlene: Attention Earth hoodlums: I do not appreciate my name, comm unit address, and a sexually explicit message which compromises my morals being scribbled illegibly in the men's loo on Earth. Please write it again more clearly.

Stardate: 117819:4897 - Hermes: Sorry, Ran out of antimatter. Warehouse filled again.
Stardate: 117821:1118 - Arlene: Antimatter never left Fed. He lurks on to this day.
Stardate: 117821:2974 - Hazed: But you must never touch Antimatter, otherwise you will both vanish in a huge explosion.
Stardate: 117824:4579 - Arlene: He was always rather volatile. Almost like a young Arlene.

Stardate: 117831:3992 - Occy: Lying is done with words and also with silence."--Adrienne Rich,

Stardate: 117833:3174 - Buddy: May the Fourth be with you!


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "I broke down and bought a duplex printer."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Arlene, "Now whenever I send prank messages, they're double-sided"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Bye darlings, food beckons. Have a marvellous Monday."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Bye Hazed."
Hazed is logged out of the game.
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "bye Hazed"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Didn't know that food could beckon....:-)."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "must be deep fried chocolate ;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "lol...never thought of that...good one."Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "ummmmm, have to give that a second thought....lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "well, I tend to throw food away when it begins gesturing at me"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "I bet Catspaws's food tries to beckon....:-)."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "not sure where hairballs fall on the food pyramid....lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "they don't fall... they gently roll down to the foot of it"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Bourbon, "lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "I was thinking more in the line of mice beckoning...:-)."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "only mice I've seen lately have been taunting... well, that and squeeking at bananas"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sulumor, "Thanks Hazed..Sorry for the stupid questions... See you all later..."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "There are no stupid questions."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cloudbase, "I have a few lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Well, except for the ones asked by Cloudbase."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sulumor, "Dunno then..Guess I've done it wrong.Have to have another look sometime"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Done what wrong, Sul?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sulumor, "Oops sorry... Lucky it wasn't a personal TB *grin*"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "So, explain, what are you doing wrong? (And make it something scandalous, please...)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spacey, "we are very sorry it wasnt, too, Sul"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Spacey, "we could give you tips on doing it right"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sulumor, "well it involved aliens, and a romp but I was stimulating the wrong areas"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sulumor, "That scandalous enough?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "It'll do!"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Snow, "how do you get to be a non-law abiding citizen?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jake, "Give Hazed a wedgie."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Snow, "I said non-law abiding...not dead"


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