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EARTHDATE: May 27, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 1


TOP TEN REASONS THERE WAS NO TOP TEN LAST WEEK

by Hazed

Regular readers will have noticed the absence of a Top Ten in last week's Fed Funnies. If you've wondered why, here's some suggested reasons:

1. We got lazy.
2. We ran out of ideas.
3. Hazed broke a nail trying to get the newsdroid to do its work.
4. We did do a top ten, but the dog ate it.
5. Cosmic rays hit the computer at the exact spot the data for the top ten was stored on the hard disk and wiped it out, while leaving the rest of the news miraculously intact.
6. We couldn't come up with anything because Cloudbase was on holiday.
7. People were demanding information about the new Fedterm and the next rank, which caused the Top Ten to get lost in the paper shuffle.
8. Arlene tried so hard to think up some funny reasons that he exploded.
9. The Vogons got hold of the list and stole it because they thought it was the best piece of poetry in existence.
10. Hazed was going to do one but she got distracted by some chocolate.

Thanks to Djentsch and Joviah for their suggestions. (And no, I'm not telling you which of these was the real reason!)


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