The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: June 24, 2007

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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 118208:6359 - Arlene: Congratulations to all those fathers out there who, when the time came, chose to use Arlene's Prophylactics. Arlene's Prophylactics: Pregnancy Guaranteed.

Stardate: 118218:6768 - Hazed: I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. - Bjarne Stroustrup

Following the post on the board about corrupt accounts:
Stardate: 118252:7262 - Arlene: Ah-ha! I'm not corrupt after all! Take that, DataSpace!


MOODS OF THE WEEK

Complete with theme music Squeeky has just arrived.

Workin in a coal mine, goin' down down, Desaxman has left.


ACT OF THE WEEK

Arlene sticks his tongue out.
Arlene puts it back in.
Hazed asks, "Doing the tongue hokey-cokey, huh?"
Arlene turns his tongue around
Hazed exclaims, "Ewwww. If that's what it's all about, I don't want to know!"


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Deklax, "hmm when i do a 'di depot' I see a depot with full bays but when i do a 'fetch 1' it says i dont have a depot on that planet....."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Deklax, "ah maybe i need to actually go thte planet lol *doh*"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "that might help"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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