The weekly newsletter for Fed2 by ibgames

EARTHDATE: July 29, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 2


POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 118515:9165 - Rusty: he who laughs last.... really didn't get the joke!!!

Stardate: 118520:2438 - Jessecka: You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?

Stardate: 118522:1423 - Catspaws: Doolittle froze his company, he's taking a short vacation.
Stardate: 118524:2404 - Buddy: heh, refrains from commenting about how the name is appropriate then...oops...too late

Stardate: 118530:1376 - Cloudbase: I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally - W.C. Fields

Stardate: 118536:4925 - Gandolf: Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday -- Don Marquis.

Stardate: 118558:6167 - Jake: Definition of a Toxicmuncher: One who eats a beef and bean burrito that has been sitting in the sun for three days.


MOOD OF THE WEEK

Haulin' Asteroid, Djmayhem has left.


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "My Treasury balance is going up and down faster than the drawers of a woman of ill repute....:-)."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jake, "chuckles>"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "Not mine then. ;P"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Calicocat, "Must be mine"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Of course not your Trill...;-)."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "That comment deserved a spynet Calicocat..hehe."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "lol"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "Yeah, at financier, you just sit around an make inane chatter over the coms."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jackstraw, "So which office do I need to visit to get a ware permit?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lynnea, "The ware office"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sephorin, "Try HELP WAREHOUSE PERMIT"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "or you can try GIVE ZARDOZ SLITHY... ya never know... it may work.;)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Jackstraw, "thanks.....I see what you mean by inane comments...."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Mcgruff, "Top Ten reasons what to say to a first time Player.. 1-10 Read the manual?"


If you have nominations for the Quote, Mood, Post, Clothes, Act, or anything else of the Week, send them to fi@ibgames.com.


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