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EARTHDATE: September 16, 2007

Fed Funnies - page 1


TOP TEN QUESTIONS ASKED AFTER THE BIG CRASH

by Hazed

Once Fed DataSpace was accessible again, everyone was full of questions. What had happened? What was going to happen? Here's some of them.

1. After several days of not being able to log on: Did we crash?
2. From those that haven't realized what happened: My password isn't working, can you send me another one?
3. From Financiers: Will I get back all the shares I had before?
4. From everyone: Are we going to get taxed on the groats we are given as compensation?
5. In what format do you want the massive spreadsheet showing every conceivable detail about all of my alts?
6. How are you going to compensate me for the pain and anguish of being without Fed for a week?
7. Will you restore my clothes, or do I have to carry on wearing this disgusting grey coverall forever?
8. Can I get my last exchange roll back?
9. Can you promote Arlene last?
10. Does this mean I am no longer married to X? Whoopee - free at last! And I didn't have to pay for a divorce!

Thanks to Bourbon and Djentsch for their suggestions.


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