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EARTHDATE: October 14, 2007

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TOP TEN FED COMMANDS WE'D LIKE TO USE IN REAL LIFE

by Hazed

Some of the things you can do in Fed DataSpace would come in very handy in real space too. Here's the players' ten best suggestions - or are they wishes?
1. Exile the boss.
2. Shut off the boss's comms.
3. Exile yourself to somewhere much nicer.
4. Call Nightwatch on people who annoy you.
5. Ignore people so you, literally, don't hear anything they say.
6. One command that would be great to have in real life: PROMOTE.
7. Change Clothes - a way of instantaneously changing your appearance would save a lot of laundry.
8. Use a tightbeam to communicate with others in secret - or maybe that's just a secure mobile phone.
9. Exile kids from parents room while making whoopie.
10. DISPLAY FUTURES - who doesn't want to see what the future holds?

Thanks to Butters, Nkir, Djentsch and Zodraz for their suggestions.


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