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EARTHDATE: October 28, 2007

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POST OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 119297:3615 - Monkey: The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother - Evan Esar


QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zodraz, "I see an accupunctureis trained in voodoo... then I don't really have to go in to see him at all. I just walk down the street, and suddenly, I feel better."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Did you know that if you mishandle Probes when you load or unload them can cause serious injury."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "well duh"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nkir, "I have a problem with where they install them, lol"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Cragon, "Unlike Toxics where they can dump them just anywhere."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "starts doing the hamster dance**"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lagkiller, "a mouse doing a hamster dance???"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Squeeky, "grins"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Silverhawk, "hehe, is that like a cross dressing mouse"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I guess it is. But we've always welcomed diversity in Fed so if mice want to dress as other animals, that's fine."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "Compelling point. I could alt a harem for myself and who could stop me? Demi-goddesses excluded, of course."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "If that's what you want to do, I wouldn't dream of stopping you."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "Particularly if each member of your harem bought some slithies!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Monodefuego, "We should make that a moral responsibility. You can have an alt, but he has to buy a couple slithies."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Nighthawk, "now that could get expensive"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "And the cost goes up, the more alts you have."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Hazed, "I like this idea!"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zodraz, "I know what the bug is... If I FINALLY get an event that is half way decent, and I'm able to take advantage of it... 100% certainty that the game will crash."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Catspaws, "That's not a bug. That's deliberate coding :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zodraz, "Damn... I knew I shouldn't have sent in that last spreadsheet."

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Lagkiller, "lol - Mousetrap: A new process for making furs has been discovered. - I wonder what the mice population of the world think about that?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "hehe"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "maybe they're shedding"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Djentsch, "alot"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwarrior, "hm...should I cook breakfast, which would require me to clean the dishes needed before I can cook...or go out?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kiraile, "get hubby to cook :)"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "yay! Gwarrior has a hubby!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "congrats!"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwarrior, "I am the hubby, just without the wife part"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "Ah, you have in-laws like mine"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "very sad case... such nice people"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Gwaptiva, "just that they can't have children"

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kiraile, "as i merchant will i need to add weapons and such to any ship i buy, will i need them i mean ?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "you dont need weapons now"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kiraile, "so just go for cargo space ?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "yes"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Caesar, "you dont need computer or big engines, scanners ect yet"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Kiraile, "so i just get a big box to use as a big taxi :)"


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