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POSTS OF THE WEEK

Stardate: 119470:3837 - Cloudbase: The one thing I remember about Christmas was that my father used to take me out in a boat about ten miles offshore on Christmas Day, and I used to have to swim back. Extraordinary. It was a ritual. Mind you, that wasn't the hard part. The difficult bit was getting out of the sack. - John Cleese

Stardate: 119471:3113 - Nkir: On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does. Will Rogers

Stardate: 119480:0324 - Nkir: The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ' Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...' Isaac Asimov

Stardate: 119482:1035 - Nkir: If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. Robert X. Cringely

Stardate: 119488:9212 - Nkir: Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen

Stardate: 119489:7892 - Racingnut: Girls are complicated. The instruction manual that comes with girls is 800 pages, with chapters 14, 19, 26 and 32 missing, and it's badly translated, hard to figure out."- Hugh Laurie

Stardate: 119490:8527 - Rowan: Who the heck is General Failure? And why is he trying to read my hard disk?

Stardate: 119517:0047 - Nkir: Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks

MOOD OF THE WEEK

Singing "I'm flying my life away, working for the AK guy, woe is me.." Angus has just arrived.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK

Your comm unit crackles with a message from Sephorin "Hmm. It appears that TrillSis is the only trader present."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zand, "She's STILL at that rank?"
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Trilleth, "I'm not a trader, Seph. I'm just sitting on the rank."
Your comm unit crackles with a message from Zardoz, "And the rank said ooooomph."

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